Genshin Impact, I, Aradaki Ichito, don’t want to be a funny guy!

Time goes back to when Kuki Shinobu knocked hard on the door.

At this time, Aratake Ichito was sleeping soundly on the bed.

Arataki Yidou: [(－－)] zzz～

Bang Bang Bang!

Arataki Yidou: [(－－)] zzz～

Violent hammering of the door had no effect on Aradaki Ichito, but while Aradaki Ichito was still sleeping, the system took action.

[Ding, host, it’s time to wake up]

Unlike the sound of external objects banging on the door, the system's voice sounded in my mind, striking my heart directly.

"Ok?"

At this moment, Ara Taki Ichito slowly woke up. He rubbed his sleepy eyes, yawned slowly, and then asked the system: "System, what time is it?"

[Ding, it’s 10:59 in the morning]

Hearing the system's reminder, Arawaki Ichito opened his eyes wide, and the remaining sleepiness disappeared in an instant.

"System, did I really sleep that long?"

[Ding, yes]

Arotaki Ichito scratched his head for a moment, and thinking that it was his own problem, he stopped talking and changed the subject:

"System, why did you wake me up?"

[Ding, someone is knocking on the door outside and that person's emotions are very strong, so I'm reminding the host]

Hearing this, Arataki Ito turned his gaze to the wooden door. The knocking sound just now stopped abruptly. Arataki Ito smacked his lips, thinking that the person knocking on the door was most likely Kuki Shinobu. After all, Kuki Shinobu was the only one in the entire gang who dared to do so. The others didn't dare to do so because, after all, he was their boss. Although he was a little stupid, he still had the ability to beat them up... Secondly... there was no need to do so. People in the Arataki faction would only do odd jobs when they were extremely poor, and most of the time they were free, so there would be someone to take care of you from morning to night, and at most they would bring you a few melons.

As for why? Aratake Ichito already had the answer in his heart.

In the final analysis, he was too worried about his own condition. He didn't even believe that his attitude last night was the same as before!

Whether from the plot or the secondary creations, it can be seen that Shinobu Kuki cares particularly about her cheap boss.

Not to mention the trio, as brothers of Aradaki Ichito, they naturally care about the situation of their boss.

Thinking of this, Aratake Ichito started to have a headache. Kuki Shinobu was too smart, and he knew everything at once. Before Inazuma closed the country, he had already obtained various certificates in various countries, including but not limited to chef certificates, lawyer certificates, pilot certificates, and medical licenses...

Acting in front of her would be as ridiculous as waving a sword in front of Guan Gong.

So I could only find an excuse to dispel her doubts.

But the excuse...

This made Aratake Ichito very troubled, as he couldn't act. Just as Aratake Ichito was thinking hard, an idea flashed through his mind.

Can I use the excuse that... the Eye of God was taken away?

As soon as this idea of ​​Aradaki Ichito appeared, it grew wildly in Aradaki Ichito's heart like weeds. His eyes lit up, and his idea... was very feasible.

As we all know, the biggest side effect of being deprived of the Eye of God is to forget your dreams. Everyone has become the main storyline of Inazuma, Fudo Narukami, and the Eternal Paradise. Through Kamisato Aika, we know the current situation of the three people whose Eye of God was taken away...

Mahiru guarded the village for thirty years just to wait for one person, but he has forgotten that person's appearance, voice, everything... He even forgot all the experiences in the village he guarded for thirty years.

In order to take care of the villagers' feelings, Kurosawa was willing to spend his own money and even use IOUs to exchange for a large amount of relief. He adhered to benevolence and righteousness, but the result was that Kurosawa, who adhered to benevolence and righteousness, did not know what benevolence and righteousness were.

Domon, who aspired to become the best swordsman in the world, was finally frightened by the hallucination of his defeated opponent and no longer had the courage to compete for the best.

Even if the personalities of these three people haven't changed drastically, they are at least like two different people. As long as I keep a normal character, it is very likely that I will be able to successfully confuse others.

Suddenly, Arata Ichito felt at ease. Wasn’t this problem solved?

Arata Ichito, who had figured it out, was about to get up and open the door when he suddenly remembered that he still had two bottles of potion that he hadn't used.

"Oh, look at my brain. I think too much and almost forget everything."

Aratake Ichito smiled and muttered to himself, then summoned the system to extract the potion.

[Ding, received]

Brush one by one

As soon as the system left, the potion appeared out of nowhere.

Aratake Ichito couldn't help but look at the potion in front of him.

The shape of the medicine is a typical syringe, and the glass tube is filled with emerald green liquid. The liquid is not disgusting, but rather crystal clear like transparent green crystal.

After looking at it for a while, Arotaki Ichito was ready to use it. He took the syringe and stabbed its long needle into his left arm, then pushed it all the way to the bottom!

Throughout the whole process, Arawaki Ichito's expression remained calm and he looked totally unperturbed.

Are you kidding? Who hasn't had an injection?

Perhaps the medicine was too effective, or perhaps the needle was too sharp, and not a drop of blood came out when the needle was pulled out.

At this moment! A force accompanied by pain in Huang Long Yidou's body was madly invading his limbs.

Aratake Ichito understood that this was improving his physical condition. As for the pain? Yes, it was there, but not much.

It is probably because the foundation of this body is already good, and the enhancement cannot be much, so both the effect and the pain are correspondingly weakened.

Araki Ichito felt it carefully for a while, and then opened his eyes when the pain gradually dissipated. He clenched his fists, and a look of surprise flashed in his eyes!

"Yes, my physical fitness has directly improved by nearly 30%."

Arata Ichito exhaled, and once again felt the extraordinary power of the potion. It could improve his physical fitness by nearly 30%. If it were an ordinary person, it would probably not be as simple as a 30% improvement. It is estimated that it could double or triple.

Ara Taki Ichido did not take a second bottle of potion. This kind of thing works best the first time, and if you take more than that, it will be less effective.

Huang Long Yidou stretched his body and stood up to open the door.

Click.

crunch~

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Time returns to the present.

Yuan Tai was suspended in mid-air, looking at Aratake Ichito below and meeting his cold red eyes. He showed a stiff, awkward smile: "Boss, do you believe me when I say I just want to wake you up?"

Arata Ichito also laughed at this time: "Guess... do I believe it?"

"Boss, I was wrong~"

boom--!

"Ow!"

Aratake Ichito calmly retracted his fist, while Genta covered his head with his hands and sat on the ground in embarrassment. Suddenly, a big red, steaming bump appeared on his head.

Jiuqi looked at the two people who were constantly showing off and couldn't help but remind them:

"Alright, Boss. I asked Yuan Tai to kick your door. Who told you to stay at home for so long? Didn't you say you would take us to play in the club today? Right, Yuan Tai?"

At the end, Kuki Shinobu mentioned Yuanta seemingly unintentionally.

"That's right, it was you, Boss, who asked us to get together today, but you didn't come out, so we had no choice but to do this."

Yuantai had just stood up and responded while brushing the dust off his body when he heard what Jiuqi Shinobu said.

"Oh~ It seems I forgot, but it's okay. When are we leaving?"

Arata Ichito said "suddenly realized", but his heart was extremely clear.

Let's not talk about why it took so long

Since Qi Ren has come to join in the fun, judging from Yuantai's attitude, it's certain that there's something wrong. In previous gatherings, he has never been as eager as he is today.

All these outings and gatherings were fake. They just wanted to use this outing to observe what their boss's condition was like.

But this was just as he wished. As long as he confirmed that Aradaki Ichito's personality changed drastically because the Eye of God was taken away, he wouldn't have to pretend that Aradaki Ichito was not someone he would be suspected of. After all, he really couldn't act it out.

"No hurry, let's eat first. We haven't eaten anything since morning."

Jiu Qi Ren replied calmly.

"Yes, yes, yes, Boss, let's eat first. Let me tell you, Boss, the violet melon is delicious today."

Genta hooked his arm around Arotaki Ichito's neck and pulled him away, while he put his other hand behind his back and made an OK gesture to Kuki Shinobu.

People took the bait.

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Custom timeline

When the Inazuma Eye Hunting Order was first issued - Arataki Ichito's God's Eye was taken away by Kujo Sara

One month after the Inazuma Eye Hunting Order was issued - the National Closure Order was issued one after another, the Fatui officially entered Inazuma, but no executive officer intervened, the resistance army was officially established on Kaido Island, and Kuki Shinobu joined the Aratake faction

Three months after the Inazuma Eye Hunting Order was issued - the company magistrate decided to secretly resist the Eye Hunting Order and the National Lockdown Order

Five months after the Inazuma Eye Hunting Order was issued——The International Chamber of Commerce was officially established on the outlying islands

One year after the Inazuma Eye Hunting Order was issued - Manye's friend challenged Kujo Sara in a duel in front of the emperor and deliberately lost. He died after resisting Wuxiang's sword. Manye fled with his God's Eye and later met the resistance army. He stayed with them for some time. Later, he was rescued by the Southern Cross Fleet in a shipwreck and settled down in the Southern Cross Fleet.

The Fatui executive officers entered various countries one after another.

The traveler appeared in the continent of Teyvat.

One year and three months after the Inazuma Eye Hunting Order was issued - the traveler hooked Paimon, and the gears of fate began to turn

Two years after the Inazuma Eye Hunting Order was issued - the traveler defeated the Thunder God, and the Eye Hunting Order and the Closure Order were abolished

This is the main timeline, and other NPCs will be described later.

After all, the protagonist of this book is Aradaki Ichito. After he reaches the strength of a fairy, he will go to other countries. When he becomes a top demon god, he will come back to fight with the god of thunder with real swords and guns.

New members will join the Aradaki faction in the later period.

That's all I have to say, final word...

There is no such thing as peeking at someone taking a bath or making the female character blush by saying you are beautiful!

Just one word, beat!

Witch, fairy, knight, who are you is none of my business!

What is that person who gets weak in the knees when seeing a woman? A nympho!

In a word, it was as if he had never seen a woman in his eight lifetimes. As soon as he saw a woman, he pulled her into his arms.

There is no heroine, no ambiguity, and pure physical combat, but there are other CPs in the book.

The world view is Teyvat, this does not change

The subsequent linked books should include the instructor, the owner of Congxin Island, and the president.

Well, there's nothing to say.

Goodbye, everyone.