Genshin Impact, I, Aradaki Ichito, don’t want to be a funny guy!

Aratake Ichito was riding his motorcycle, humming a song, and happily heading home.

But as soon as he came back, he heard someone in front of him say,

"Sister Xiao Gong, what are you talking about? My father is Aradaki Ichito. Please stop saying nonsense!"

Arata Ichito: "…"

He staggered and nearly fell, looking at the two people, one big and one small, in front of him with a frown on his face.

Well, there was no need to think about it, he already understood what that ominous premonition meant.

It turns out that they met each other.

He immediately used the shaving technique and flew quickly towards the two women.

Xiao Gong was about to correct Arotaki Mingyu's thoughts again, but he suddenly shouted with surprise on his face,

"father!"

Xiao Gong looked puzzled, but before she could ask, she felt someone patted her shoulder the next second.

She turned her head and looked.

Aratake Ichito was standing behind her, his eyes revealing helplessness.

"Ming Yu."

Ichito Arataki ignored Naganohara Yomiya and first asked about Naruha Arataki.

"Did those three guys slack off?"

Arata Naruha smiled brightly and said, "No, they all ran very seriously."

Arata Ichito nodded, "That's fine, all right, go play with your brother."

Arata Naruha stopped smiling instantly. She curled her lips and said unhappily, "Dad! Is this the tone you use when talking to your own daughter?! And I've been helping you watch for so long, shouldn't you give me a little reward?!"

"Humph, Dad doesn't love me anymore! I don't love Dad anymore either!"

Arata Naruha snorted and turned his head away, looking like he didn't want to talk to you.

But in the face of Aratake Naruha's condemnation, Aratake Ito tilted his head and asked in confusion,

"Reward? Didn't you already get it?"

Arata Naruha felt a little guilty. She lowered her head, put her hands behind her back, and kept twisting her toes. She was a little stammering when she spoke.

"No, no, what reward? I, I have never received one. Mingyu knows nothing about it."

"Oh, what is this?"

Arotaki Ichito pointed at the purse hanging on Arotaki Mingyu's waist.

Arata Naruha panickedly covered his purse, licked his lips, and put on an awkward smile.

"This... this purse... um... ah, dad, I said I picked it up by accident, do you believe me?"

Arata Ichito said with a half-smile, "Did you pick it up from your three uncles' pockets?"

"Ha...hahaha, the weather is really nice today. I'm going to go play with my brother first! Goodbye, Dad!"

Arata Naruto became more and more panicked as he spoke, so he simply turned around and ran out.

"Come back before dark!"

Huang Long Yidou shouted.

"understood!"

Xiao Gong was stunned watching from the side. She pointed at Ara Taki Ichito, then looked at Ara Taki Ming Yu who ran away in the blink of an eye, and said incoherently,

“No…no? You…you…you…you, I…I…I…I…”

In the end, that's all I could say.

“…What’s going on?”

Arata Ichito shrugged, "What else could it be? Isn't that what you see?"

Xiao Gong was horrified, "You...you are really his father?"

Arata Ichito took a deep breath, his expression strange, "How should I explain this relationship? Let me put it this way, I am his father but his father is not me, do you understand?"

Naganohara Yoshimiya:???

Although he didn't say anything, Xiao Gong's expression revealed one thing:

Are you taking me for a fool?

"Ahem, it's a long story. Let's go back first and talk while we walk."

Arata Ichito coughed a few times, patted Xiao Gong's shoulder and walked forward.

He did not forget to turn around and shout, "Amaru! Akira! Genta! It's okay! Let's go home!"

His shout immediately drew excited responses from the three people.

Mamoru: "Fuck!!!"

Akira: "Ahhhh!"

Yuantai: "Beast!"

"Yuanta! I knew it was you who scolded me!"

Arata Ichito cursed.

.........

Several people returned to the courtyard. A Shou and the other two were so tired that they went back to their rooms and fell asleep. As for Ming Yu, no one knew where he had gone and he would probably not come back before the evening.

"Arata Ichito! What the hell is going on?! How come you have a daughter after not seeing you for a few days?!"

Xiao Gong slammed the table and stood up, a look of disbelief on his face.

Arata Ichito was calm and waved his hand casually, "Oh, don't be so excited. I heard that girls who are so impatient will age faster."

"Who's in a hurry? I'm just a little confused!"

Xiao Gong sat down, but turned his head away and didn't look at Arawaki Ito.

It's exactly the same as Arotaki Naruha just now.

"Oh, yes, yes, don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry."

Arata Ichito said casually.

"you!"

Xiao Gong was so angry at Arata Ichito's tone and his fearless attitude that he finally took a deep breath.

"So, Aratake Ichito, where on earth did you pick up such a big daughter?"

Arata Ichito raised his hand to interrupt her, "Correction, I not only have a daughter, I also have a big son."

"Does it matter? How did the two of them show up?"

Arata Ichito spoke with a very embarrassed look.

"Well, this question is very complicated. I doubt that you can understand it with your intelligence."

"Will you die if you don't call me stupid? Asshole!"

Xiao Gong slammed the table again, his momentum was intimidating.

Arata Ichito shrank his neck and said helplessly, "But this is the fact. This matter is too bizarre. Normal people can't understand the reason at all."

Xiao Gong sat back on the stool and said angrily, "Tell me! I don't believe it. How weird can it be? Could it be that she came from the future?"

Arata Ichito: "..."

Can I say you guessed it right?

.........

.........

"What?! You said that the two of them came to us from another world like ours?"

Xiao Gong Ershuang slammed the table again, his eyes filled with surprise, astonishment, and questioning.

And Aratake Ichito looked at the stone table with a distressed look on his face.

"Hey, Xiao Xiaogong, this stone table of mine is not cheap. You keep hitting it. It's okay if your hands hurt, but if you break the stone table, it will be a big deal. When Ah Ren comes back, where can I go to complain?"

"I know, I know."

Xiao Gong also had a bitter face. He shook his red palms vigorously and took several breaths of cold air.

I slammed the stone table hard three times in a row, and it really felt unpleasant.

"If I had known, I wouldn't be so excited..."

Arata Ichito said casually, "Anyway, I have explained my guesses and facts. There is absolutely no falsehood. Xiaoxiaogong, it is up to you to believe it or not."

Xiao Gong nodded, "Yes."

one second...

Two seconds...

three seconds...

"Why don't you leave?" Araki Ichito looked at Xiao Gong in surprise.

The latter rolled his eyes and said, "Why, am I wasting your precious time by staying here?"

"Or, can't I come to see you if I'm fine?"

Arata Ichito laughed and said, "Hey, that's not the case."

"Since we're friends, you're welcome to come whenever you want. Stay as long as you want."

"You have some conscience."

From this sentence, it can be seen that Xiao Gong is quite satisfied with Arawaki Ichito's performance.