Genshin Impact, I, Aradaki Ichito, don’t want to be a funny guy!

At this time, Aratake Ichito was walking and thinking. He was wondering how to survive well in this country which seemed beautiful and prosperous on the surface but was actually turbulent.

"According to my memory, this is the first year of the Eye Hunting Order, and my God's Eye has just been taken away. Manye's friend should not be dead yet, but he will be soon."

"The Traveler can no longer be counted on. He/she hasn't even come to Teyvat yet."

"Going out to sea? No, no, no, I can't even get a boat."

Thoughts popped up in his mind one after another, making him realize the seriousness of the situation even more.

Aratake Ichito kept thinking about the problem, and then he found that this problem seemed to have no solution.

If the traveler doesn't come, he can't escape from Inazuma and can't live a good life.

"Damn it! Do I have to wait for the traveler for another two and a half years?"

When he thought of this, Arataki Ichito scratched his head impatiently. However, in his memory, Kuki Shinobu had already joined the Arataki faction, and Arataki Ichito's irritable expression eased a little. This was the only good news now.

"Huh, now with the help of Ninja and myself, I should be able to live well here."

"As for the traveler, although it is very reluctant, we can only wait for him/her to come,"

Arata Ichito thought helplessly in his heart.

Although Aragaki Ito was a little troubled by his current situation, he was not yet in despair. For him, as long as he kept a low profile and lived a down-to-earth life, he would wait until a little yellow-haired boy arrived and the Eye Hunting Order and the closed-country order were abolished, and then he would take his people to Liyue, and then the beautiful days would come.

What? You mean Inazuma? Whoever wants to treat me can treat me. If you can't provoke me, can't you just hide from me?

Thinking of this, Arawaki Ichito felt much better.

"Well, where is this?"

Only then did Aradaki Ichito focus his attention on where he was.

What comes into view is a large green plain. The grass is blown by the breeze, and the unique fragrance mixed with the fragrance of soil enters the nose, which makes people feel relaxed and happy.

At first glance, those weak yet tenacious little grasses are blown by the breeze, like green life spirits, forming together a sea of ​​pure green, stretching as far as the eye can see...

It is the wilderness of the White Fox.

Arata Ichito was shocked at first. After all, due to the industrial reasons in his previous life, he had never seen such a scene in reality.

Then I wondered why I came here?

Aratake Ichito immediately reviewed the memories in his mind, and after finding it, he fell silent.

It all started when Arotaki Ichito was competing with a child in the Seven Saints Summoning at Hanamizaka in the morning. As expected, Ichito won, so he took the child's snacks and told him that they were his trophies, and the child immediately started crying.

It is not true that you did not set up the bet at all.

After hearing this, Brother Douzi was unhappy. He said that the competition was about men's dignity and both sides should put the most important things on the line at the beginning of the competition. He also stated that if he lost, he would give away his beloved ghost beetle.

After saying that, Ara Taki Ichito took out a ghost beetle from somewhere.

Unexpectedly, the child was unmoved and just kept asking for the snacks back. Aratake Ichito became anxious and insisted on arguing with him. Just as the two were arguing, a figure with a calm and steady temperament came over. It was Hisagi Shinobu.

After understanding the whole story, Kuki Shinobu punched Arataki Ichito on the head without saying a word, then snatched the snacks from Arataki Ichito's hand in a flash and gave it back to the child. Then he twisted Arataki Ichito's ear and walked away amid his screams.

On the way back, Arataki Ichito expressed his dissatisfaction, but Kuki Shinobu didn't say anything, but just twisted the ear with the hand even harder.

Aratake Ichito was very angry about this. In her eyes, did he still have the dignity of a boss?

So he came up with a very vicious plan, which was... to sneak out and return home at night to make them worry to death.

Thinking of this, Arawaki Ichito burst into laughter and admired his own intelligence.

He did what he said, and then he ran away.

Ran to the wild white fox.

And then...it came by itself.

Arata Ichito: ...

After understanding the cause of the incident, he didn't think too much about it. In his mind, going back was more important.

Thinking of this, Ara Taki Ichito randomly picked a direction and took a big step forward...

Three hours later, Arotaki Ichito looked blankly at the place where he had stood three hours ago. This was his twenty-eighth time back.

Aradaki Ichito now had to admit a cruel fact: he was lost.

That's right, although he inherited the memories of Hara Ara Taki Ichito, the memories were too vague and he could only remember the key content, so he got lost.

Ara Taki Ichito covered his forehead with his hands, his face full of black lines. This is probably what he meant. It's embarrassing, so damn embarrassing!

He sat cross-legged on the ground, praying that the Arakaki sect would remember that there was a leader like him...

At the same time, the Aradaki faction——

"Yuanta, the boss would have been back by this time, what's going on now?"

A young girl was asking a simple-looking man.

The girl wore a face armor, a purple coat on her upper body, extremely short shorts on her lower body, dark stockings on her legs, a red tattoo on her waist, her green hair was tied up with a shimenori to form a whirlwind hairstyle, and the pupils in her eyes were purple.

Her identity is about to be revealed...

She is the second-in-command of the Arataki faction, the actual person in charge of the Arataki faction, Arataki Ichito's deputy is also known as the devil's deputy, the genius girl - Kuki Shinobu.

"Um... Sister Shinobu, I don't know either. The boss left at noon. However, the boss should be in the White Fox Wilderness. How about I go and take a look?"

Yuan Tai asked Jiuqi Shinobu carefully, fearing that Jiuqi Shinobu would vent his anger on him. It was because he was beaten and became obedient. Before Jiuqi Shinobu joined their Aradaki faction, they were happy, brave, and free.

But since Jiuqi Shinobu joined the Aratake faction, their nightmare began. A small fight every three days, a big fight every five days. In addition, the various rules and regulations were enough to drive them crazy.

For this purpose, they planned a rebellion, led by their boss, Ichito Arataki, Mamoru, Akira, and themselves, who asked Shinobu Kuki to stop using violence to beat them on the grounds that the minority should obey the majority.

The result was that the boss was knocked out with one punch, and the three of them knelt down and begged for mercy, thus avoiding such a beating. Their resistance movement was broken alive by Jiuqi Shinobu before it even began.

Therefore, after this battle, the Aratake faction became the one-man show of Kuki Shinobu, and Aratake Ito was completely sidelined. The three of them also abided by the rules set by Kuki Shinobu. After all, life is like that. Since you can't resist it, just enjoy it.

Ahem... just a joke. After all, they also knew that Kuki Shinobu was doing this for their own good. And if it weren't for Kuki Shinobu, they would still be living a life of poverty.

Of course, not being able to win is also a reason, a very small reason!

"Hey, Yuantai, go find the boss quickly, it's getting late."

Kuki Shinobu said to Yuanta with a helpless look on his face.

"okay!"

Yuantai ran towards the direction of Hakunono as if he had been pardoned.

"Ugh"

Jiuqi Shinobu sighed as he watched Genta running towards the White Fox Field.

She could tell what Yuantai was thinking with just her toes, but he didn't even think about whether she would beat them up if they behaved like good people.

Four grown men snatched a child's lollipop in the street and told him it was trophy, then were gloriously thrown into jail, and in the end had to retrieve it themselves. Now they have become acquaintances with the jailers. Can you believe it?

Besides, I have explained the reason to them before, but their attitude of admitting their mistakes has always been very firm. I know I was wrong, but I will dare to do it again next time!

Jiuqi suppressed his anger, and when preaching failed, he resorted to violence, which calmed the four people down. However, Ara Taki Ito had forgotten the pain after the wound had healed, and Jiuqi could only rescue him frequently.

"Oh, I'm so tired." These words kept floating in Jiuqi Shinobu's mind.

However, it was impossible to ask Kuki Shinobu to leave. Although they always made her angry, everyone in the Aratake faction treated each other as their own family. And the most important thing was that she felt free in the Aratake faction, which was something she had never felt before.

Besides, there is the idiot Aratake Ichito. If she leaves, he will starve to death.

"Forget it, let's just wait for the boss to come back."

Jiuqi Shinobu stretched out his body, showing off his good figure, and then he slowly returned to his room...

White Fox Wilds——

Sunset West Mountain.

Now the sun only had half of its head left, and the afterglow it emitted made Aratake Ichito's figure seem even lonelier.

"They...couldn't they...really have forgotten?"

The corner of Araki Ichido's mouth twitched and he looked up at the sky speechlessly.

"Hey...what's this?"

Arata Ichito rubbed his brows and made up his mind that in ten minutes, no matter whether people came or not, he would just leave. He didn't believe that a broken grass could trap him.

As he was waiting, he remembered something: it seemed that time travelers all had golden fingers. So, why not try it too?

He did what he said. At this moment, Aratake Ichito silently said in his heart: "System? System?"

After calling out several times in vain, Arotaki Ichito was about to give up when suddenly an emotionless electronic sound in his mind broke his inner peace.

[Ding, the Wanjie lottery system is being bound]

[Bind 1%...10%...90%...100%]

[Ding, binding successful]

[Ding, congratulations, Ara Taki Ichito, for becoming the 7783rd host]

(I would like to apologize to all readers here. I feel these two chapters are not good. Only when you start writing a book can you feel the difficulty of writing a book. I have no inspiration. I revised these two chapters seven or eight times before I was satisfied.)

(Also, it is easy to be discontinued, and I can't write an introduction. But don't worry, this book will not have that kind of nonsense logic and emotional lines, and I have given Brother Douzi a new personality, otherwise I wouldn't write about time travel, so that readers won't feel embarrassed when interacting with other people. This book is not only for all readers, but also for myself. I tried my best to make this book have a good story. If there are any shortcomings, please point them out, and I will humbly accept them.)

(Also, there is a couple in this book that won’t change, you may as well guess it)

Goodbye, everyone.