Genshin Impact, I, Aradaki Ichito, don’t want to be a funny guy!

In Kinan Ryotei…

Manye and Leihu were trying their best to finish the food on the table, while Aratake Ichito picked up a glass of sake and took a sip.

As the sake went down his throat, Arataki Ichito's brows slightly frowned.

This wine...he can't get used to it.

He put down the sake and started to taste the sushi. The moment he took a bite, he fell silent again...

Arataki Ichito swallowed the sushi with difficulty, his eyes blank.

He swore that he had never wanted to go to Liyue so much.

He really can't get used to Inazuma's food.

As a time traveler from China, his research on food is unmatched. It’s not that sushi is bad, but he feels repulsed by its essence.

For specific reference, please refer to the Salty Zongzi Party and the Sweet Zongzi Party.

Each side has its merits, sweet rice dumplings are sweet, and salty rice dumplings are salty and fragrant, but the quarrels between the two parties have never stopped.

Plus, I don’t really like eating fresh food, so…

Arata Ichito pushed the remaining sushi in front of Lei Hu, "Come on, Lei Hu, I'll leave it to you."

Lei Hu was stunned when he saw Sushi, and looked up and said:

"Brother Yidou, I'm full. Hiccup... I can't eat any more."

As he spoke, Lei Hu burped.

Arata Ichito smiled brightly and said slowly: "Do you want to eat it yourself, or should I help you?"

Lei Hu turned to look at Wan Ye and said with a wry smile: "That... Wan Ye."

"Brother Lei Hu, I'm full."

The corners of Lei Hu's mouth twitched. He looked at Wan Ye, who was watching his nose and his heart, then turned his head to look at Arawaki Ito, who had a smile on his face, and felt like crying but had no tears.

After a while...

Three people walked out of the wooden south pavilion.

Lei Hu looked relieved. He patted his round belly and burped from time to time.

"Where are you going now?"

Arataki asked.

Wan Ye pondered for a moment and spoke helplessly:

"do not know."

Arata Ichito smiled and suggested: "Why don't you go to my place? It'll be a place to rest and we can communicate better later."

Wan Ye agreed without any hesitation.

……

"Remember this, you can't tell them a word about Miyu Chiyo. They can't know about this."

In front of the gate of the Arotaki faction, Arotaki Ichito was warning Manye and the other two.

"Don't worry, I understand, Brother Yidou."

Lei Hu looked very confident, and Wan Ye beside him also looked confident.

"Ah That's good."

Arata Ichito nodded with satisfaction and turned to open the door.

Creak~

Pushing open the old wooden door, what came into view were three figures sitting on chairs, holding some cards in their hands, and eight elemental skeletons on the table.

"Boss, you're back!"

Amori, who was playing cards, was sitting facing the door. When he saw Arataki Ichito, he spoke with a little surprise.

"Well, I'm back."

Seeing Amori and the other two, Aradaki Ichito's mood improved a lot.

The three of them immediately surrounded him and also saw Manye and the other two behind Arata Ichido.

"Boss, is this the new member you... ahem... recruited?"

When Ah Shou saw the two of them, the word "fool" almost came out of his mouth.

Arata Ichito rolled his eyes at him and said nothing, but Lei Hu spoke enthusiastically.

"No, no, we are just wanderers. We happened to meet Brother Yidou before. He is a very warm person. He invited us here when he knew we had no place to stay."

"Oh...I see."

A Shou didn't say anything more, turned around and went back to the card table.

"Hey, Mamoru, playing cards? Take me with you."

Arata Ichito saw Mamoru sitting at the card table and spoke with interest.

Ah Shou's face froze for a moment, and he immediately flattered: "Hey, Boss, your card skills are unmatched in the world. A strong man like you should challenge masters from all over the world. Small people like us are not worthy of fighting with you."

The reason why Mamoru didn't want to play cards with Arata Ichito was simple...

Can't beat it.

They had thought of many ways to help Aradaki Ichito recover, and playing cards was one of them.

The nightmare began when they sat down to play cards with Ichito Aratake.

Just because... Aratake Ichito is too lucky.

No matter how he throws the eight elements, Huang Long Yidou can get the element he needs, even all eight of them!

If it was just Arata Ichito's luck, it would be fine, Mamoru and the other two wouldn't resist...

But the problem is... the boss's luck has improved, but the luck of his subordinates has become worse.

After a throw, the fire sword Diluk got four ice and four water.

With this kind of luck, Aratake Ichito won ten consecutive games, while Mamoru and his other two lost so much that they began to doubt their lives.

In contrast, Aratake Ichito seemed to be possessed by the goddess of fate during the card game, while Mamoru and the other two were possessed by the god of misfortune.

So... they gave up the idea of ​​letting Aradaki Ichito recover by playing cards.

Aradaki Ichito himself was also puzzled by this situation. No matter how he voted, even if he asked Mamoru and the other two to vote, the result was the same.

"Brother Yidou, what is this?"

Faced with A Shou's antics, Lei Hu spoke with some confusion.

"It's okay, don't worry about him."

Arata Ichito pointed to a room and said, "That's the room I live in. You two can sleep with me."

Then he pointed to another room and said, "That's the room of the ghost lady and A Ninja. Don't barge in, or the consequences will be disastrous."

"Ah Shou and the other two live next door to me. Oh, yes, Ah Chou is also next door to me, but he should be asleep now. You can go and see him tomorrow morning."

"Who is Achou?" Lei Hu asked.

"He's a bull. He's been with me for many years. By the way, he was the first member to join the Aradaki faction."

"Oh, that's how it is." Lei Hu responded.

"Boss, it's getting late. Granny Ghost and Sister Shinobu are both asleep. We have been playing cards until now just to wait for you. You see... isn't that right?"

Ah Shou looked up at the sky and said tentatively.

"Yeah, that's true, let's go back to sleep."

After saying this, Arotaki Ichito turned around and went back to the house, followed by Lei Hu and Manye. After Amori and the other two finished dealing with the remaining pieces on the table, they went straight back to the house.

After returning to the house, Lei Hu discovered a fatal problem: there was only one quilt in the room and nothing else.

Arata Ichito obviously also discovered this problem. He pondered for a moment and said, "There is only one quilt left. How about... we squeeze together and sleep? After all, this bed is quite big."

"Uh... this is not good." Lei Hu seemed a little hesitant.

Arata Ichito waved his hand and said indifferently: "What's wrong with that? We are all men, why should we be shy?"

Lei Hu looked at the bed, thought for a while, and said hesitantly: "Also... okay?"

Wan Ye didn't resist at all. Before this, he and Lei Hu had slept in all kinds of places when they were wandering.

Abandoned houses...

Hidden cave...

In some extreme cases, people even use the sky as a blanket and the ground as a bed.

Now that we have a good night's sleep, how can we be picky?

Seeing that no one objected, the three of them washed up and went to bed.

Fortunately, Lei Hu and Wan Ye were petite, unlike Arakaki Ichito who was tall and strong, otherwise no matter how big the bed was, one or two people would fall off.

A silent night...

early morning.

A Shou pushed open the door and the dazzling sunlight instantly enveloped him.

He faced the sunshine and stretched lazily with satisfaction.

The others also came out of the room one after another.

Mamoru looked at them and suddenly remembered that his boss and the two ronin were still not up, so he ran over immediately.

This time, Arata Ichito's door was not locked, and Mamoru opened it easily.

He opened the door and shouted enthusiastically:

"Boss, get up... eh?!"