Genshin Impact, I, Aradaki Ichito, don’t want to be a funny guy!

"Hey, why can't I rest? I have more and more things to do recently. I finally finish them all, but when I come back, I have two more children. I was born to be a hard worker."

After Kujo Sara left, not long after, Arotaki Ichito began to sigh and lament.

Jiu Qiren on the side said bluntly, "Boss, although you have indeed had a lot of trouble recently, but... weren't all of them caused by you?"

Arata Ichito looked at Kuki Shinobu speechlessly, "Shinobu, can't you just cooperate with me? Let me let go of my frustration."

Jiu Qi Ren said calmly, "Then I will be less depressed? If I sigh with you, will I still be alive?"

"Also, tell me the truth, where have you been these past two months?"

Aratake Ichito shrugged and briefly described his journey.

"Nothing much. I just went to Yayun Island and Kaiji Island, met a group of adventurers, met those two guys, Manye and Leihu, and the real human god priestess, and... I also met Miss Hina in person. That's all."

"Miss Xina?"

Jiuqi Shinobu grasped the key point of the words, "Why, what did you do to her?"

Arata laughed angrily, "It was a dog demon, a man, and I beat him up."

"Male... cough, puff..."

Jiuqi Ren let out a surprised cry, then couldn't help laughing out loud. After realizing that something was wrong, he tried his best to hold it back.

Judging from the degree of her shoulders shaking, she was enduring it with great difficulty.

"That's enough, just laugh for a while, why don't you stop?" Aratake Ichito said unhappily.

"Hmph... Sorry, boss. I really couldn't help it." Jiuqi Shinobu narrowed his eyes, like two crescent moons, with a smile in his eyes.

"Tsk, but then again, he and I are both victims. We were both badly tricked by that pink-haired fox. Now I'm his master. What a drama."

Arata Ichito curled his lips and said nonchalantly.

"Master? Boss, you always bring us a lot of surprises every time you go out."

Jiuqi said helplessly.

Arata Ichito said, "He wanted to worship me, I didn't force him to accept it, what can I do? And whether it's a surprise or not, my coming back is the best proof."

"How did you gain from this long journey?" Looking at Ara Taki Ichito's lazy look, Kuki Shinobu couldn't help but ask.

"Well..." Arata Ichito deliberately hesitated for a moment, then smiled and said, "Anyway, it's not like I didn't gain anything. At least I feel like I've become stronger."

"Oh, congratulations." Jiuqi replied indifferently.

Arata Ichito did not show his previous disappointed expression, but called out to Kuki Shinobu again.

"Ah, Ninja..."

"What's wrong?" Shinobu Kuki looked up at Ichito Aratake.

Aratake Ichito said, "I want to leave Inazuma."

Jiuqi Shinobu's body suddenly froze, as if he hadn't heard anything, and asked again, "Boss, what did you just say?"

Arata Ichito paused and said, "I want to leave Inazuma."

Jiuqi Shinobu took a deep breath and looked at Aratake Ichito dimly, "When you say leaving, is that the kind of leaving I was thinking of?"

"Yes."

"Never coming back?"

"No, I'm more planning to go out and relax and get out of the spotlight."

"when are we leaving?"

“By the end of this year at the latest.”

After three questions and three answers, Jiuqi Shinobu fell into silence for a long time.

Aratake Ichito turned his head and looked at the people who were still playing, and said, "Don't worry, I won't go alone. If you want to come with me, I will take you with me. After all, you are all mine."

"What about the ghost grandma? Are you going to ignore her?"

"Take care of her together. I guarantee with my life that nothing will happen to her."

Jiu Qi Shinobu lowered his voice, his tone full of confusion, "One last question, why are you leaving?"

Arata Ichito said, "There are many reasons, for a better life, for my own selfishness, and so that I can better protect you."

"I don't need to say much about the Eye Hunting Order and the National Closure Order. Kaiji Island has already started preparing for war, and the Fatui are also involved. What's more, we have reached a strategic cooperation with Brother Ayato."

"This situation is too vague. It's fine for me to be alone, but who asked you to come too? So I plan to go to Liyue, Mondstadt, Xumi, anywhere, and hide there for a year or two, right?"

"As for the lockdown order, don't worry about it. There are ways to borrow money from Haizhi Island."

Jiuqi Shinobu took a deep breath and nodded, "Boss, I understand."

"Well, it's good to understand."

Arata Ichito didn't care about it, he just sighed, "Alas, Shinobi, I feel like my head is getting more and more tired from thinking every day. As expected, I still miss my old life."

The atmosphere that had just been brewing disappeared in an instant, and Jiu Qi Ren said speechlessly, "Boss, since you also know that your head will hurt, why can't you be considerate of me?"

Arata Ichito waved his hand and smiled, "Next time, definitely, next time."

"Dad!" x2

Two cheerful voices were heard, and Arata Naruha and Arata Yuten were already running towards Arata Ichito.

Arata Ichito immediately said to Kuki Shinobu, "I'll leave the care of the child to you, Shinobu, come on, I believe you can do it."

"What about the next time we agreed to do it?!"

Arata Ichito laughed awkwardly twice, "Today...starting from today, I will keep it the same next time."

Jiuqi sighed helplessly, "Ah... really..."

"Dad, what are you talking about?"

Arotaki Mingyu and Arotaki Yutian ran to Arotaki Ichito, grabbed his hands and shook them continuously, making crisp sounds.

Arata Ichito gently touched Mingyu and Yutian's heads and said, "Be good, go play with Mamoru and the others. I have something else to do here and will be there soon."

"Humph…"

"All right…"

The two children looked obviously disappointed and reluctantly went to find Shou and the others.

Aratake Ichito looked at their running figures, stood up, looked into the distance and said.

"Well, we don't have much time left. If you really want to go with me, then why don't you go back and meet your parents? There won't be many opportunities like this again."

Jiuqi Shinobu didn't want to discuss his parents too much, so he just said perfunctorily, "Let's not talk about this for now. If there is a chance, I will go back."

"It's up to you. If you want to go back, just tell me and I'll give you a long vacation."

Jiuqi Shinobu lowered his eyes, not knowing what he was thinking.

Time went from afternoon to night.

Although the timing of Aradaki Ichito's return was a bit accidental, the Aradaki faction still held a party for him.

Although it was not a particularly precious delicacy, considering the financial situation of the Arakaki faction, it was already considered the New Year.

And there are two new faces added to the party.

Arataki Naruha, Arataki Haneten…

As soon as they saw Ara Taki Ichito, they came up to him and seemed to like their father very much.

It was almost midnight and everyone was getting ready to go back to bed. The two children had already been carried into the room.

Aratake Ichito was no exception. He went into the room, washed up, and went to bed.

only……

Half an hour after he fell asleep, the window...

Suddenly, someone opened a gap...