Genshin Impact, I, Aradaki Ichito, don’t want to be a funny guy!

Goro.

He is a monster, a dog monster, and the two animal ears on his head are the best proof of this.

At this stage, he is... a member of the Round Eel Second Squad, the kind of soldier who can hit a large group of people if he throws a brick into the army.

Yes, you heard it right, he is a soldier now.

And he is a new recruit who has just joined the team.

There was no way around it. Before the Thunder God issued the Eye Hunting Order and the Closure Order, Kaiji Island was on good terms with the two countries. This also led to Kaiji Island not recruiting any soldiers except for the personal guards of each generation of the current human god priestess to protect its safety.

Because I don’t have the ability.

The land of Kaijima has been barren for five hundred years. If it weren't for overseas trade and subsidies from Narukami Island, the harvest of Kaijima alone wouldn't be enough to feed the islanders. In this situation, you ask me to recruit soldiers?

Do you believe that the leader of Haizhi Island will be fired on the same day he announced it?

Even now, the war was started because people could no longer survive.

Therefore, this was the only time Kaijima recruited soldiers in 500 years.

Of course, Wulang also signed up and became a soldier.

There must be a reason for recruiting soldiers. After all, the name says recruiting soldiers, not recruiting generals.

Now Goro is just a teenager, with no combat record and no experience. He hasn't even got the Eye of God. All he has except for his dog demon blood and the passion that is unique to young people.

"I have joined the resistance army now. From today on, I am a glorious soldier. I will train harder and protect Haizhi Island with my own strength!"

Goro, who was still a soldier at that time, had a slightly immature face with expectations for the future and walked to the training ground with vigor and vitality.

Ah, the scenery around here is so beautiful,

The gentle sea breeze is so charming.

Even this black sack that fell from the sky...

???

sack?

(((;???;)))

Before Goro could react, he was tightly trapped in a large black sack.

Arata Ito also appeared with a stern face. He flipped the sack with both hands, and after a few quick yet hurried moves, the mouth of the sack was tied tightly, trapping Goro completely.

This sack was found by Aratake Ito in a big box when he was stealing carrots. When he saw Goro, he thought of this sack.

I have to say, it’s really useful.

"You... who are you! Why did you attack me! Let me out now!"

"Damn it! I can't break through!"

Wulang in the sack was unwilling to surrender, and he struggled inside, shaking his head like a big black caterpillar.

Arata Ichito picked up the sack with an expressionless face and ran towards the grove in the distance.

Three minutes later, Aratake Ichito casually threw the sack on the ground and took out a wooden stick from somewhere.

Wu Lang was still struggling in the sack, and shouted unwillingly, "You are a villain who can only attack from behind. If you have the guts, let me out and we will fight head-on."

"A head-on duel?"

Arata Ichito grinned and hit the sack hard with the stick in his hand.

boom…

"Humph…"

Two different voices were heard at the same time. Arawaki Ichito did not hesitate. He swung the wooden stick in his hand vigorously and beat hard.

bang bang bang bang...

The noises were like hitting a sandbag filled with sand.

As Arawaki Ichito attacked, he also cursed angrily.

"I'll let you dress up as a woman! I'll let you dress like a woman! I'll let you write letters in Yaedo!"

"Ms. Hina, right? You're replying, huh? You're still so young, but you don't learn your lesson. I'll beat you to death today!"

Perhaps he was not satisfied with the stick, so Araki Ichito kicked him a few more times, leaving several large shoe prints. Goro was beaten so hard that he struggled and trembled repeatedly.

Half an hour later...

Arata Ichito threw away half of the stick in his hand, took a breath, wiped the sweat from his head, and sat on the ground. Why did he say half? Because the stick had been broken not long ago.

I have to say that Aradaki Ichito's physical strength is really good. After fighting for half an hour, he was just a little out of breath.

Moreover, during this half hour, Arawaki Ichito had been controlling his strength. Even though Arawaki Ichito hit so hard, it was not enough to cause even minor injuries.

This level of pain would only make Goro feel pain, not the slightest injury. If he lifted up his clothes, he would find that there were no bruises on his body, just a little redness on his skin.

The seal of the sack had been opened, and Goro climbed out of it tremblingly.

He turned over with great difficulty, feeling dizzy and the scene around him spinning.

After a long rest, Goro sat up straight, pointed at Arotaki Ichito who was sitting cross-legged opposite him, bared his teeth, and asked angrily,

"You damned fellow! Did I offend you in any way? You even resorted to such despicable means as sneak attacks, and you kept saying some incomprehensible words while hitting me. I couldn't understand what you were saying."

Arata Ichito asked unhappily, "Were you attending an event at Yaedo before, the kind that replies to letters?"

Wu Lang was stunned. "Hey, I did go to Yaedo before and wrote a reply to the sender. No, what does this have to do with you beating me up?!"

After saying a few words, Goro realized something was wrong and became angry again.

Arata Ichito sneered, "So can you explain to me, is Miss Hina in Yaedou who looks 80% like you you?"

Goro was surprised. "Huh? What Miss Hina? I don't even know her."

Arata Ichito's expression was also "surprised" for a moment, but he immediately returned to normal, "Don't play dumb, you are clearly pretending to be Miss Hina. You have already taken hundreds of thousands of Mora from our fans, return it to us quickly."

"W-what? Hundreds of thousands?! No! No! I'm really not Miss Hina, you must have the wrong person!"

Upon hearing the number of hundreds of thousands of Mora, Goro's expression immediately became nervous, and he hurriedly tried to prove his innocence.

Hundreds of thousands! All his belongings added up to less than 20,000. Even if he sold everything, he still couldn't pay it off.

Arata Ichito obviously didn't believe it. "Who are you kidding, kid? You are the only dog ​​demon in the entire Kaiji Island. Your hair color and appearance are the same as Ms. Hina. Are you trying to say that you have a twin sister who you have never met and is now in Yaedo?"

"I'm telling you, no matter how much you ate before, you must spit it out today!"

Wu Lang was almost crying, he patted his chest hard, "No! No! Brother... Big Brother! I really didn't lie to your Mora, I don't even know who Hina is! If I had money, would I dress like this!"

He pointed to the coarse linen shirt on his body. In fact, the first thing he did today was to get his military uniform.

Arata Ichito remained unmoved, "How do I know if this is your disguise? I don't believe it."

"But that's the truth! I'm really not Miss Hina!"

Goro collapsed and yelled.