Siheyuan: I have a mental illness

After Ye Fan heard what the system said, he felt relieved. He thought, so many novels are about licking the system. Remember, the system cannot be spoiled.

It is bound to you, so if you have the ability, let it go.

[Ding~ Host, is this system leaving? ]

Ye Fan exclaimed, “Fuck!”, “You know what I’m thinking?”

[Ding~ This system is bound to you, the host. Of course, this system can sense your thoughts. 】

Ye Fan rolled his eyes when he heard this and said, "Then go away! What's the point of coming here if you don't obey me? Do you think I have to kneel down and lick you to make you feel like you exist?"

[Ding~ Host, is this system really gone? ]

Ye Fan said impatiently: "You better get out of here! We can't keep the things that killed their master, the things with rebellious bones on the back of their heads."

Ye Fan's words silenced the system. The system found itself at a loss as to why it couldn't do anything. Are all hosts nowadays so awesome?

Seeing that the system had not responded yet, Ye Fan asked: "Hey, say something! Are you going to leave or not?"

[Ding~ OK, host, you are awesome, but in this case, the system must also abide by the rules. If the host does not violate the rules, this system has no right to unbind on its own. ]

After hearing what the system said, Ye Fan curled his lips and said, "What a coward, what are you pretending to be."

Ye Fan waved his hand, and all the large and small bags of luggage disappeared, and were collected by Ye Fan in his own storage space.

Then Ye Fan said: "I don't have any money now. Anyway, you sign in every day to give me money, so, whatever I buy, I'll owe you. You can deduct it slowly later."

As soon as Ye Fan finished speaking, he could clearly feel the system answering him with gritted teeth.

[Ding~Okay, I'll do as the host says. 】

Ye Fan nodded and said, "That's great. Be obedient in the future. I will show you how to show off and fly. By the way, the furniture in this shabby house is too old. Find a way to change it for me."

No matter whether it is a person or something, once the bottom line is broken, he will have no bottom line in front of you.

[Ding~ Host, the system can help you change it, but you need to explain the origin of the item yourself. ]

Ye Fan frowned after hearing what the system said. It was really hard to explain! If this thing that appeared out of thin air was discovered, it would cause a big sensation! After all, people nowadays like gossip and discussion, especially those idle aunts. Their favorite thing to do is to gossip about other people's affairs.

After get off work, when they get home and have no other entertainment activities, a group of women get together and start talking about all kinds of family gossips and spread these rumors everywhere. As time goes by, these rumors tend to become more and more exaggerated and outrageous, and even lose their original true face.

Ye Fan didn't have a better solution, so he could only give up for the time being and said, "Then wait for the opportunity! By the way, I need modern seasonings here, give me some of each style."

[Ding~ Host, what technologies and powerful things do you need? ]

Ye Fan was stunned when he heard this, and then he said angrily: "I want pure natural and additive-free. Are you crazy? Or is it watts?"

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for the successful purchase. All seasonings, including edible salt, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, and MSG, are from the Lotus brand. They are free of any additives. The host can use them with 100% confidence.]

Ye Fan looked at the extra seasoning in his storage space and nodded, saying, "Put a brighter cover next time. Don't make me unhappy, or I'll go on strike at any time."

After Ye Fan finished speaking, there was a brief silence in the system.

Ye Fan was too lazy to pay attention to the system and said, "Okay, if you don't want to say it, you don't have to. Help me get a set of bedding, dishes, and household items."

As soon as Ye Fan finished speaking, everything he needed appeared on the broken bed.

Then, Ye Fan nodded with satisfaction and began to make the bed.

After Ye Fan finished everything, he lay on the bed with his head resting on his hands, looking at the dark ceiling.

Ye Fan was planning how to deal with these animals. Not to mention beasts, they were just lambs to be slaughtered in front of him.

As the system fell silent, Ye Fan fell into a deep sleep as he thought about it.

Middle courtyard, Jia's house.

Qin Huairu was alone at home. Jia Dongxu took Jia Zhang to the hospital. He had to cook for and take care of Banggeng, so he did not go to the hospital with them.

Qin Huairu, who had finished cooking, was thinking about everything that happened after meeting Ye Fan today. She actually laughed as she thought about it, and her charming eyes gradually became blurred.

And Sha Zhu, the biggest villain in the courtyard, now supported Yi Zhonghai and walked into the courtyard with trembling steps.

Yan Bugui looked at the two people entering the yard and hurried forward. After all, they were injured because they stood up for him.

Yan Bugui also supported Yi Zhonghai and said, "Uncle, what do you think we should do? Our courtyard is a civilized courtyard, and now a psychopath has moved in. How can we feel at ease? What if that kid suddenly goes crazy and hurts someone again? What do you think we should do, uncle?"

Yan Bugui had just finished speaking, and before Yi Zhonghai opened his mouth, Sha Zhu said viciously: "I was careless this time and didn't dodge, otherwise that guy wouldn't be my opponent in one move.

Third uncle, don’t be afraid. If that kid dares to go crazy again, I will take care of him.”

After hearing what Sha Zhu said, Yan Bugui's expression of disdain became so wide that his mouth almost stretched to the back of his head.

Yan Bugui thought to himself, I beat you down in one blow, and you're still trying to act like a big shot in front of me.

Seeing Yan Bugui's disdainful and scornful expression, Sha Zhu suddenly felt embarrassed and said to Yan Bugui with a solemn oath: "Third uncle, you don't believe it, right? Watch me, I will help the first uncle back to the house, and then I will go to settle the score with that kid."

Yi Zhonghai finally couldn't listen any longer and said, "Okay, Zhuzi, I still have to think of a way to get that kid out of the yard." Then he looked at Yan Bugui and asked, "What did Liu Haizhong do today?"

Upon hearing this, Yan Bugui hurriedly said, "Hey, Lao Liu came back late today. When he came back, Dongxu had already taken Jia Zhang to the hospital."

Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu were both stunned when they heard this, and then Yi Zhonghai frowned and asked, "Why did Jia Zhang go to the hospital?"

Sha Zhu frowned and asked, "Is it the same trouble caused by that kid today?"

Yan Bugui slapped his thigh and said, "It was the new guy. I don't know what kind of conflict he had with Jia Zhang, but he beat Jia Zhang unconscious. He also beat Jia Zhang so hard that she vomited. She vomited all over Xu Damao's face.

Jia Dongxu went to help Jia Zhang vent her anger, but was slapped away by that boy. In the end, he could only take Jia Zhang to the hospital in shame. "

Yi Zhonghai looked at Yan Bugui, frowned and asked: "What about that kid?"

Yan Bugui snorted when he thought of Ye Fan, and said with a bad look on his face: "He went back to the backyard, and went back in a swagger."