Siheyuan: I have a mental illness

On a sunny day, Matchmaker Wang, smiling, led Niu Aihua into the quaint courtyard No. 95. As soon as they stepped into the courtyard, the busy people in the courtyard gathered around as if they had smelled something new, and asked Matchmaker Wang and Niu Aihua all kinds of questions.

Among this group of curious people, Yan Bugui who lived in the front yard was the most anxious. He walked quickly to the side of Wang the matchmaker, with a flattering smile on his face, and asked cheerfully: "Hey, matchmaker Wang, where are you taking this beautiful girl to a blind date today?"

Upon hearing this, Matchmaker Wang first smiled mysteriously, and then replied in a low voice: "Hey, that's right, an old man in your yard asked me to introduce a suitable blind date to the boy in your yard - He Yuzhu, also known as Shazhu you often call him. Look, I have carefully selected and finally brought this good girl here!" While speaking, she did not forget to reach out and gently pull Niu Aihua, who was standing beside her and was a little shy.

It was the first time for Niu Aihua to experience being surrounded and criticized by so many people. She immediately felt her cheeks getting hot and lowered her head in embarrassment.

At this time, when Yan Bugui heard that the person Wang the matchmaker was talking about was Sha Zhu, the smile on his face froze for a moment, and then he pouted and muttered disdainfully: "What? Sha Zhu? That silly and unruly guy can actually go on a blind date? It's really weird!"

Yan Bugui's words really chilled Wang Matchmaker's heart. She secretly complained: Oh my god, how can this old man Yan say that! Isn't he deliberately ruining my plan! It seems that Sha Zhu's blind date journey this time will be difficult...

The more Niu Aihua listened, the more her brows furrowed, and she thought to herself, "I really shouldn't have come here. If I had known it would be like this... forget it, I'd better just meet her once and leave quickly." As she thought, her face was full of impatience.

At this time, Yan Bugui noticed that the originally smiling matchmaker Wang suddenly became unhappy, and he immediately realized that he might have said something inappropriate. So he quickly apologized: "Oh, look at my broken mouth, how can I say anything? I'm so sorry!"

Matchmaker Wang glared at Yan Bugui fiercely and complained secretly in her heart: "Hmph, if you can't speak, just shut up. You are just making trouble here!" However, she didn't say much, but expressed her dissatisfaction with her eyes.

Niu Aihua gently tugged at the corner of Matchmaker Wang's clothes and urged her in a low voice, "Matchmaker Wang, let's go quickly! Don't dawdle any longer."

Matchmaker Wang nodded, stopped arguing with Yan Bugui, and took Niu Aihua with her and walked quickly towards Sha Zhu's residence. Since she had been there once before, Matchmaker Wang remembered the location of Sha Zhu's house clearly, so she walked straight into Sha Zhu's house without any delay.

Yan Bugui watched matchmaker Wang and the people beside her walk into the middle courtyard. He suddenly slapped his bony thigh and grumbled in regret: "Oh my! Look at my broken mouth. Why can't I control it? I actually blurt out some nonsense. This is really terrible! I was thinking of asking matchmaker Wang to help my boy find a blind date. Who would have thought that I would offend matchmaker Wang by accident!"

Here, Matchmaker Wang led Niu Aihua into the house in big strides. At that time, Sha Zhu, who was lying on the bed and daydreaming, saw this and quickly jumped up from the bed, smiling and bowing to Matchmaker Wang: "Hey, Matchmaker Wang, you are here!" After saying this, his eyes, which were neither big nor small but revealed a bit of cleverness, quickly turned to Niu Aihua beside Matchmaker Wang.

The Niu Aihua in front of him was plain-looking. Although she was not as beautiful as the moon, she was not ugly at all. Sha Zhu stared at Niu Aihua for a while, perhaps feeling a little embarrassed, he couldn't help but smile shyly, then reached out and scratched his slightly greasy head.

Niu Aihua, on the other hand, set her eyes on Sha Zhu, and after looking him up and down, she muttered to herself: Not only is this man old and ugly, he also looks a bit silly. I really can't muster any interest in him.

At this time, Matchmaker Wang still had a smile on her face, and said to Sha Zhu enthusiastically: "Comrade He Yuzhu, this is Miss Niu Aihua! How about you two have a good chat?" As she spoke, she reached out and gently grabbed Niu Aihua's sleeve, and brought her to Sha Zhu.

Seeing this, Sha Zhu showed a silly smile on his face, stretched out his hand to scratch his messy hair, and greeted enthusiastically: "Hurry up and sit down, don't stand all the time."

Matchmaker Wang quickly pulled Niu Aihua and sat them down on a stool in Shazhu's house. Then, she turned to look at Shazhu, frowned slightly, and said with a hint of complaint: "He Yuzhu, I brought this girl to you after much persuasion, why didn't you even prepare any food?"

In fact, there was something else behind Wang the Matchmaker's words. She was using this method to remind Sha Zhu to quickly get some delicious food to entertain the girl, so as to increase the girl's favorability towards him.

When Sha Zhu heard this, he slapped his forehead as if he had suddenly realized something, and muttered, "Oh, look at my memory, how could I forget such an important thing!" Then, he hurriedly squatted down, reached under the bed and fumbled for a while, and soon took out a small bag of peanuts. Then, he walked quickly to the table, took out the exquisite pastries that Yi Zhonghai had given him, and carefully placed them on the table. After doing all this, Sha Zhu raised his head, with a flattering smile on his face, and explained embarrassedly, "I'm so sorry, I was in a hurry just now and forgot all these prepared things."

After that, he quickly picked up the teapot and filled a cup of steaming hot tea for Niu Aihua and Wang the matchmaker. It's not to mention that after Sha Zhu's frantic but sincere operation, Niu Aihua's originally tense face was obviously relaxed a lot, and she looked much better than when she first entered the room.

At this time, Matchmaker Wang quickly grabbed a handful of peanuts and stuffed them into Niu Aihua's hands without saying anything, while muttering, "Aihua, eat quickly, don't be polite to He Yuzhu!"

Upon hearing this, Sha Zhu quickly said to Niu Aihua: "Yes, yes, yes, don't be polite with me, these are bought for you, try them and see if they are delicious."