Siheyuan: I have a mental illness

Chapter 136 1 Shit 4 Kills

Yi Zhonghai's actions soon attracted the attention of many people. Jia Zhang from the Intermediate Court had taken over Jia Dongxu's work position and had to go to work in the steel rolling mill, so he also got up early.

When Jia Zhang saw Yi Zhonghai rubbing the ground frantically with his feet in the yard, she also frowned. When she saw clearly the clumps of feces on the ground that Yi Zhonghai had rubbed off his feet, she widened her eyes and an expression of disbelief appeared on her face.

After seeing this scene, Jia Zhang couldn't help but burst into laughter, and shouted: "Yi Zhonghai, how old are you? You are still playing with shit."

Hearing Jia Zhang's ridicule, Yi Zhonghai's face turned ugly. He widened his eyes, stared at Jia Zhang fiercely, and roared: "Old sister-in-law, the shit in front of our house, is it you who did it?"

Hearing this, Jia Zhang turned her head and looked at the pile of shit in front of Yi Zhonghai's house that Yi Zhonghai had stepped on. She laughed out loud and said sarcastically, "Who did this? Fertilizing Yi Zhonghai's house so early in the morning. Are you afraid that Yi Zhonghai won't grow well?"

As soon as Jia Zhang finished speaking, before Yi Zhonghai could respond, Jia Huzi came over from outside, rubbing his stomach with his hands as he walked, mumbling, "I had a bowel movement, it feels so good."

Upon hearing this, Yi Zhonghai suddenly turned his head to look at Jia Huzi, his eyes full of anger and confusion, and asked, "You were the one who pulled it in front of my house?"

Jia Huzi showed an innocent expression on his face, and looked at Yi Zhonghai with his eyes slanted, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, as if with a hint of provocation and disdain, he slowly said: "Old man, are you talking to me?"

Hearing that Jia Huzi dared to call Yi Zhonghai like that, and showed such a servile expression, Jia Zhang couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter again. She laughed so hard that she seemed to release all her dissatisfaction and resentment through laughter.

Yi Zhonghai's face was full of gloom. He stared at Jia Huzi closely, his eyes flashing with anger. He gritted his teeth and asked in a low and angry voice: "Don't play dumb! Tell me, was the shit in front of my house your fault?"

Jia Huzi met Yi Zhonghai's gaze without fear, knowing that he had already found out the situation. Although Yi Zhonghai was the manager of the courtyard, his prestige had been completely destroyed by a man named Ye Fan. Ye Fan had once beaten Yi Zhonghai's face to pieces. With such a good example as Ye Fan, Jia Huzi felt that he did not need to be afraid of Yi Zhonghai.

He put on a bewildered look, pretending to be confused, looked at Yi Zhonghai and said, "Old man, didn't you see that I just came back from the toilet? I have been solving a problem in there. What does the shit in front of your house have to do with me?" After that, he shrugged his shoulders with an indifferent expression.

At this time, Jia Zhang came to Jia Huzi's side naturally, stared at Yi Zhonghai with her triangular eyes, snorted and laughed, and said: "Humph, Yi Zhonghai, don't put all the blame on my Huzi. Did you see with your own eyes that it was Huzi who pulled you to your door? Why do you say that without any evidence?"

What Jia Zhang said is very true. Why do you, Yi Zhonghai, frame others without any evidence? That's what she meant.

The so-called catching a thief and seizing stolen goods, catching a cheating couple, you, Yi Zhonghai, don't have any evidence at all, and you just say that Jia Huzi pulled you in front of your house. This is a false accusation.

At this time, Aunt Gao heard the noise and came out. If nothing unexpected happened, Aunt Gao also kicked the shit that Yi Zhonghai had stepped on.

Yi Zhonghai was even more furious when he saw that an old lady named Gao had also stepped on shit.

Only Jia Huzi smugly shouted in his heart, "Fuck, double kill."

Jia Huzi's shit killed both Yi Zhonghai and Aunt Gao, which was something Jia Huzi had not expected.

Yi Zhonghai looked at Aunt Gao, suppressed his anger, and said, "What are you doing here?"

Aunt Gao looked at the shit under her feet and did not answer Yi Zhonghai. Instead, she looked at Jia Zhang and angrily cursed: "That beast of a family, he didn't go to the toilet when he took a shit, but took a shit in front of our house. A beast is a beast, he doesn't even know how to go to the toilet."

Jia Zhang knew clearly that the shit in front of Yi Zhonghai's house must have been done by her beloved son Jia Huzi. After all, Ye Fan was not that vulgar. But sometimes, the simpler and more brutal way can make people feel more satisfied and effective.

She stood in the yard, looking at everything in front of her with a smug look on her face, and then said to Aunt Gao in a very strange tone: "That's right! There are so many people living in this yard, why don't they shit in front of other people's houses, but have to choose yours? It's because some people have done too many bad things, and they are suffering retribution!"

After hearing this, Aunt Gao was so angry that her face turned red. Without saying a word, she immediately took off her shit-stained shoes and rushed to Jia Zhang as fast as she could. She raised her shoes and made a "close contact" between the soles of her shoes and Jia Zhang's hateful old face. In an instant, the shit on the soles of her shoes was all over Jia Zhang's face, even in her mouth.

At this moment, He Yushui, who had just walked out of the house, witnessed this disgusting scene and couldn't help vomiting.

Jia Zhang was stunned by this sudden change. She stood there in a daze, her face full of disbelief.

The soft and sticky touch of the soles of the shoes, as well as that familiar and disgusting smell, made her realize that someone had smeared shit all over her face with the soles of shoes!

The stench of shit on his face quickly spread to his nose, and his mouth was also full of the smell of shit.

The shit had some granular substances in it and tasted bitter and unpleasant, and the stench filled the entire mouth.

The impact of various senses caused the originally complacent Jia Zhang to collapse instantly, and she began to yell wildly:

"Pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh..."

Jia Zhang was vomiting desperately and wiping her face with both hands, but she couldn't get rid of the disgusting smell no matter how hard she wiped.

Jia Huzi, who was standing by, was furious when he saw his mother being bullied. He rushed towards Aunt Gao without hesitation.

Jia Huzi suddenly pounced on an old lady named Gao, pressed her under him, and then rode on her.

Jia Huzi picked up the shit-stained shoes on the ground and wiped them on Aunt Gao's face without mercy.

As a result, Aunt Gao suffered the same treatment as Jia Zhang. Her face was smeared with shit and her mouth was full of the smell of shit.

Yi Zhonghai finally came to his senses when he saw Aunt Gao, who was knocked to the ground by Jia Huzi.

Yi Zhonghai ran quickly towards Jia Huzi, who was riding on the body of Gao, an old lady. He raised his foot and kicked Jia Huzi, using the foot that stepped on the shit.

The shit on Jia Huzi's feet was not wiped clean by Yi Zhonghai, so the shit he took himself killed four people with one shit.

As a result, Jia Huzi, the instigator, was kicked in the face by Yi Zhonghai.

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