I teach ninja to play Naruto

"Hiss... huh... cough cough, it's quite choking."

"The first time I drew it, it was like this."

"By the way, why did you get into smoking? It's not a good habit."

"I don't know. I thought smoking was cool at first, but I'm a reformist and I smoke new-style cigarettes, not the traditional old ones my dad smokes."

"Oh? Are there these different types of smoking?"

"Yes, there is a difference between reformists and conservatives. It's a pity that the old man can't smoke. He is a stupid conservative."

"Your father is the Sandaime Hokage, right?"

"Ah? How did you know?"

"Aren't you Asuma? The one with a price tag of 30 million on the black market?"

……

……

After Itachi released the magatama, he was so busy covering his eyes and crying in pain that he forgot to see what the result was.

If nothing unexpected happens, the young man will not be able to escape from such a large explosion range.

But Itachi was devastated at the thought of his beloved brother dying before him.

If he could do it again, he would never leave Sasuke in Konoha to suffer.

Sasuke, my dear Sasuke!

"This world is fake. I want to create a world where only Sasuke exists!"

Itachi seemed to have made some kind of decision and raised his head to look at his results.

However, when Itachi saw two Susanoos rising, he was completely stunned.

Oh no, I really have used the Sharingan too much and now I am having hallucinations.

……

In a corner of the battlefield, a voyeur was watching all this.

Red, purple, blue...

"Is this the Sharingan? This is the legendary Mangekyō Sharingan... hehe, it's so powerful.

By the way, Dou, what do you think would happen if I could get a pair of kaleidoscopes? "

Kabuto was blushing, "Lord Orochimaru, it seems these three guys are not easy to deal with."

"It's all the fault of that damn Jiraiya. He disrupted my layout and plan."

……

"Huh? Who is saying bad things about me?"

Orochimaru and Kabuto looked over and saw a strange man with white hair squatting in the bushes nearby.

Jiraiya only took one look at Orochimaru and...

"My beautiful lady, please allow me to extend a sincere invitation to you.

The lights of Konoha at night are as bright as the bright moon, and Miss, you are a beauty that I think is more beautiful than the bright moon. Would you like to have a drink with me in the evening?"

Seeing Jiraiya's flattering expression, Orochimaru felt relieved.

"Hehehe, really?"

"So, you agree?"

"roll!"

As he said that, Orochimaru slapped Jiraiya hard, then took Kabuto to another place to continue observing.

Jiraiya, who was slapped for no reason, looked innocent. If you don't want to make an appointment, then don't make an appointment... Why are you so violent? Just like Tsunade.

Then Jiraiya calmed down a little, and the big head took control of the small head's brain.

But compared to Tsunade, that guy is more like that stinky snake.

……

In the main battlefield now, Itachi was confused. He was a little confused, why were there two Susanoos here?

But he soon realized that the two Susanos were independent of each other and it was not because of his blurry eyes that he saw it wrong.

Itachi had a guess in his mind and tentatively called out, "Sasuke?"

However, when Sasuke heard Itachi calling him, he immediately yelled, "Don't call my name! Itachi! You damned scum! I will kill you!"

Hearing this familiar shouting and cursing, Itachi now had a happy expression on his face.

That’s right, it was Sasuke pinching me, it felt good.

If Sasuke is fine, then what happened to Kakashi?

Itachi didn't have time to think too much now. Since the misunderstanding had been resolved, then...

Itachi quickly pulled Kisame up under the cover of illusion.

"let's go!"

However, Kisame, who was unprepared for this, was about to take the third cigarette handed to him by Asuma.

Suddenly I felt a strong pulling force and quickly reached out to grab a cigarette.

But no one knows why the frail Itachi can burst out with such great strength and speed.

"Smoke! Oh, smoke!"

"Fuck you! Follow me closely!"

……

On the way back to the Hidden Rain Village, when passing a river, Itachi thought the boatman was rowing too slowly, so he carried the boat and ran to the other side of the river.

Until they were almost at the headquarters of the Hidden Rain Village.

Itachi heaved a sigh of relief.

"This operation failed because of a problem with the intelligence! So, let's first do some research on the intelligence."

Kisame nodded in confusion, "Mr. Itachi, are there any cigarettes for sale in the village?"

Itachi glanced at Kisame. He really couldn't understand where Kakashi got the double Mangekyō.

And the person next to him... he couldn't have been mistaken. Moreover, the way he spoke foul language was exactly the same as Sasuke, and even the content of his words was exactly the same. It was definitely Sasuke himself.

"I never thought Mr. Itachi's brother was so amazing. He opened his eyes just like yours at such a young age."

"Ah yes, yes."

Itachi quickly evaded the question, "Don't tell the leader about this later. I'll go buy you some cigarettes."

……

Seeing Itachi suddenly disappear, Sasuke and Kakashi both breathed a sigh of relief. It was indeed much more stressful to face off against Itachi, a veteran Mangekyō Master.

"Humph, he actually got away. If I were a little stronger..."

But thinking back to the power just now, Sasuke was so obsessed.

Kakashi exhaled. After using the universal repairer, it not only completed his Mangekyō, but also automatically helped him to connect more closely with his Sharingan.

So during this battle, he was surprisingly strong.

In fact, he had a lot of chakra, but he didn't expect that after this battle, the amount he consumed was less than that of completing a normal mission.

Kakashi smiled and said, "I remember the store manager added a new batch of goods. I remember there were some very useful mastery books in it... and I'm almost accumulating enough points. I'm thinking of going back to exchange them."

It has been a while since the qualifying round started.

It's the second season now.

Kakashi also exchanged for three items in total...

Without exception, they are all chakra mastery books.

There was no other reason, it was because he could understand Lan Ling's pain too well.

Sasuke nodded, he also realized that there was still a big gap between him and Itachi.

"Well, let's leave it at that for now. Next, let's go to the store manager's store. Naruto just said he wanted to spar with me..."

……

In fact, Sasuke was not in the store at the beginning, but heard from someone that Itachi had come to Konoha Village to capture the Nine-Tails.

So up to this point, Sasuke has been looking for Naruto just like in that episode in the anime.

However, in the anime, Sasuke searched for the entire episode, but at this time... Sasuke just went to the store, called Naruto, and noticed Naruto curled up in the corner playing games.

So he felt relieved and came to look for Itachi according to the location he heard...and then, there was the story of him coming down from a high place holding a Chidori and stabbing Susanoo.