I teach ninja to play Naruto

After Itachi and Jiraiya returned, the scene before them was somewhat surprising, but in reality...

To put it in the exaggerated way that Jiraiya often uses: it was so shocking that the two men's jaws almost dropped to the ground.

As soon as we met: Oh, they were preparing a celebratory banquet for the two of them.

It was Tsunade's idea to prepare a celebration banquet for the ninjas who traveled to other worlds.

Perhaps it was because the two old men were not interfering in government affairs, or perhaps it was because the level of government affairs had improved greatly after receiving guidance from the Second Master, so that she, who was usually careless, could actually think of this proposal.

This delicate idea is really not in line with Tsunade's usual style.

"It seems that under my guidance, little Tsunade can become as gentle and delicate as other girls. It would be even better if she could change her habit of pounding the table whether she understands something or not." Tobirama smiled confidently.

"I guess you inherited my gentle and delicate style, hahahaha..." Hashirama laughed even louder with pride.

After visiting Danzo, Hiruzen's health gradually deteriorated. He had already reached the age of burial. There were not many ninjas who had survived the Second and Third Ninja World Wars. He and Ōnoki were among them.

But compared to Ohnoki...the production process of "The Third Generation of Impure World" seems to be faster.

Although he knew that he could be resurrected after his death, he still chose to stay at home to recuperate when his health deteriorated.

Therefore, he, as the "little follower" of the first and second generations, was absent today.

The pressure was on Minato alone.

Should we say that this is due to the first generation’s “good genes” or the second generation’s “good education”?

Minato looked around and said with an awkward smile: "Sorry, I'm not very good at telling jokes..."

Are you treating...their words as a "joke?"

When Minato finished speaking, Hashirama and Tobirama's faces darkened.

But before they could "persuade" Minato, Shizune stepped forward to share the firepower.

"If I'm not mistaken... Lady Tsunade wants to take this opportunity to feast and drink with an open mind."

As soon as these words were spoken, both Hashirama and Tobirama fell silent.

Not only Tobirama, but even Hashirama doesn't allow Tsunade to drink.

It’s not that he is afraid that drinking will delay government affairs, but mainly because in Hashirama’s mind, Tsunade should still be a child.

Even though I am a little older, I will always be a child in the eyes of my elders… This statement is always true.

Secondly, Tsunade's alcohol addiction is extremely serious, and she would easily delay handling government affairs due to drinking. This is not a habit that a politician or even a Hokage should have, so it is strictly prohibited.

Tsunade could come up with a plan to hold a celebratory party...it seems like this is the only possibility.

……

And at a second glance Itachi and Jiraiya saw: the Hokage also attended the celebratory banquet prepared for them.

The Third Eye: More than one Hokage!

Fourth Eye: Where the hell is this? Is this still the ninja world I know?

No, it's absolutely wrong!

Looking at the passionate Hokage... too passionate!

But this Hokage who showed enthusiasm was not Tsunade who ate and drank lavishly.

Instead, it was the Shodaime Hokage who patted Jiraiya on the shoulder and the Nidaime Hokage who "scolded" Uchiha Itachi.

Tobirama's hatred for the Uchiha clan is well-known, and the Uchiha clan is also a clan that holds grudges. Itachi has been influenced by this idea since he was a child, and even though he later hated the Uchiha clan... his fear of Tobirama is still difficult to erase.

It's nothing. When other children are disobedient, their parents often threaten them by saying "If you don't behave, the wolf will take you away." The Uchiha clan's version becomes "If you don't behave, Tobirama will eat you up"...

Therefore, as soon as Tobirama stepped forward with a smile on his face, he scared the healthy Itachi so much that he took several steps back.

On the other side, Hashirama greeted Jiraiya warmly with a kind look on his face.

She said things like "It was you who was chasing after my little Tsunade", "I heard that you also know the magic of Myoboku Mountain", "Let's have a competition", etc., which made Jiraiya tremble with fear.

Jiraiya: How many points did I get when I beat the Shodaime?

Intelligence: You can fight the First Hokage 30-70, after all, he is the God of Ninja.

When this information flashed through his mind, Jiraiya began to have some doubts about the intelligence capabilities that he had unlimited trust in.

Jiraiya: Really?

This kind of doubt has never occurred even during the several crisis moments in the Wandering World.

Intelligence: He can perform seven spells in three seconds and can beat you into pieces.

Jiraiya:? ? ?

Intelligence: Regarding the seven jutsu that Hashirama Senju will release in three seconds in the next battle... they are as follows - Wood Release: Flower Tree World Advent, Wood Release: Woodman Jutsu, Wood Release: Wood Dragon Jutsu, Senjutsu: Myojinmon, Senjutsu: Wood Release: True Thousand Hands, Buddha on the Top, and Kuoan Nuryuu's Hands.

Jiraiya: ??? Doesn’t he need to make a seal?

Intelligence: Put your hands together and whatever you shout will come true.

Jiraiya: I've heard of all the other techniques, but what the hell is this last one...Kuan Rukyu Chuushou?

Intelligence: Kuan Ruo Chui Shou, used to suppress the tailed beasts. The caster's palm appears with the word "Za" and injects chakra into it, creating a wooden rectangle to suppress the chakra of the tailed beasts. This technique was used to control the Nine-Tails in the battle at the Valley of the End.

Jiraiya:? ? ?

Intelligence: Considering that you will choose to summon Gamabunta first within three seconds, Hashirama Senju's last ninjutsu, Kuan Ruyuu Shuu Shou, is to restrain Gamabunta.

Intelligence Jiraiya's intelligence system almost crashed.

Fortunately, a clear way out was found for Jiraiya before the intelligence system crashed.

……

Jiraiya pretended to be indignant, broke away from the "enthusiastic" Hashirama, grabbed Chen Yan and said, "Why didn't you inform us about this?"

Chen Yan smiled and said, "Actually, I thought you could come back earlier... But, you did a great job!"