Siheyuan: Making a fortune every day, breaking the defense of the whole courtyard

Yi Zhonghai covered his stomach and ran towards the toilet.

"What's wrong with this uncle? He ran away before the real show even started." Sha Zhu was a little puzzled as he looked at Yi Zhonghai Fei Fafa.

"But we can't let so many good things go to waste."

When Sha Zhu took a quick look, he saw that there was still a large portion of food left in the lunch box of the old man Yi Zhonghai.

"Then I'll eat it."

Then he pulled Yi Zhonghai's lunch box over.

Thanks to the efforts of Sha Zhu and Zhang Xiao, the food in the new workshop is simply amazing.

It contains oil and meat, and a combination of meat and vegetables.

Not to mention the biggest fish and meat, there is at least one meat dish every day, and today it happens to be Sha Zhu's favorite braised pork.

It’s fat but not greasy, and the key is that it’s in big pieces.

Since Zhang Xiao is not afraid of exceeding the budget, then Sha Zhu will be even more willing to do it.

Uncle Yi Zhonghai was old and had no appetite for greasy food, so the two large pieces of braised pork per person went into Sha Zhu's stomach.

“It’s so comfortable~~”

Sha Zhu sighed.

The house was burned down and all the family savings were gone. Now there is still some time before salary is paid, and he is living a hard life every day.

It is no longer possible to bring lunch boxes back home in the new workshop as before.

Although these technicians look skinny, they eat as much as a chef like him.

There was no leftover food at all.

Before, Sha Zhu wanted to pack some food in advance, but after serving the food to the people in the new workshop, there was no more food left.

I had no choice but to take out the food I had packed.

Coo coo~~~

Sha Zhu dropped his chopsticks and ran towards the toilet.

The noise was so loud that many people looked towards the door of the small canteen in the new workshop.

"What's wrong with them?"

"Who knows?"

"I guess he got diarrhea from drinking too much cold water."

"That's right. The weather is cold now, so it's better to drink less cold water."

"Diarrhea can really affect my studies and my progress in researching drawings."

"..."

Everyone immediately started talking.

Lou Xiao'e also glanced towards the gate and said, "Old Biden of yours is still looking for trouble?"

"Just wait and see if I can do it, and you still want to mess up my work?"

She originally wanted to report the two people to the factory, but was stopped by Zhang Xiao.

Without evidence, the factory would not take the food to the hospital for testing, mainly because the testing methods are too backward.

This will not cause any harm to Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai.

In the end, it was Lou Xiao'e who proposed this method.

bathroom.

"Zhu Zi, why are you here too?" Yi Zhonghai had a happy expression on his face, but also a bit of confusion as to why Sha Zhu kept him company.

In this day and age, it is quite normal for toilets to have no cover except for the door.

They are all men.

Whoever is younger will be embarrassed.

After all, big bathhouses in the north are nothing new, let alone public toilets in this era.

"Stop talking. I have a stomachache too." Sha Zhu looked depressed.

Just when I had finished my meal and was about to take a rest, my stomach upset.

There was a little leak along the way.

"Your stomach is upset too?" Yi Zhonghai was also a little surprised.

The chef's belly is not something that ordinary people can compare with, especially since Sha Zhu is a chef who learned to cook outside for a period of time and was not taught by his elders at home.

Tasting food is also a step that needs to be experienced, so Shazhu’s stomach is also very durable.

I haven't heard of Shazhu having a stomachache in such a long time.

Puff puff puff~~~

"It feels so good." Sha Zhu let out a long sigh.

Puff puff puff~~

"I didn't expect you to have such a large quantity."

Upon hearing what Sha Zhu said, Yi Zhonghai's face suddenly turned dark.

What do you mean my quantity is so large?

If you can’t speak, speak less.

Really are.

Suddenly, there was a continuous puffing sound in the toilet.

"Zhuzi, Zhuzi." A weak old man's voice sounded. "Please bring me some paper. It's right next to you."

"Um...um, I, an old man..." Sha Zhu was a little at a loss.

When Yi Zhonghai heard Sha Zhu's intermittent voice, he thought something had happened.

He opened his eyes and looked at Sha Zhu, "What's wrong?"

"That old man, the toilet paper has been taken away. Now... there is no paper now."

After hearing what Sha Zhu said, Yi Zhonghai immediately looked towards where the toilet paper was placed.

Sure enough, it was empty, without even a scrap of paper.

"What about you?" Yi Zhonghai suddenly became anxious.

"No, I forgot that there was no toilet paper, and I was in a hurry just now and forgot to bring it with me." Sha Zhu scratched his head.

......

"What can I say about you? This paper is worthless, why are you taking it back?" Yi Zhonghai's voice already had a hint of tears in it.

No paper.

Do I have to use...

"I just want to hide and delay for a while. Without paper, they have to squat until someone comes and they can leave. This back and forth will waste a lot of time."

"I am smart, sir."

Sha Zhu was still waiting for Yi Zhonghai's praise, but he didn't expect to get a slap in the face instead.

"Smart? I think you are too smart. What should we do now that we have no paper?"

Yi Zhonghai was desperate.

The new workshop has a much later lunch time than other workshops because of the technicians who are madly studying the blueprints.

It is probably already past one in the afternoon, and many people have already finished their lunch and are resting.

This toilet is a bit far from other workshops, and generally few people would walk a long way to use the toilet here.

Unless the other toilet is full.

Time passes slowly.

"Uncle, I can't hold on any longer. My legs are numb." Sha Zhu began to complain.

I had been thinking of waiting for the technicians from the new workshop to come over and get some paper to solve the problem.

But after waiting for nearly half an hour, I didn't see a single person.

"You're the only one who can't hold on. I can't hold on either." Yi Zhonghai said angrily, gritting his teeth.

If it weren't for Sha Zhu's self-righteousness, they wouldn't have fallen to this point.

Waiting for someone to deliver paper.

What’s more important is that after waiting for half an hour, I didn’t see a single person.

"What should we do with that old man?" Sha Zhu felt like crying.

It's really like shooting oneself in the foot.

Now no one can help, no matter how hard you try.

"What else can I do? If no one is around, I'll have to use this method instead." Yi Zhonghai said viciously.

I'm not afraid of great teammates, I'm afraid of bad teammates.

"That shouldn't be the case. They all ate scrambled eggs with tomatoes. How could they be fine?"

Sha Zhu tried to divert his attention and forget about the numbness in his legs, but he discovered something strange.

Those who had eaten scrambled eggs with tomatoes in the new workshop did not come, but these two who had never eaten scrambled eggs with tomatoes came.

"How would I know? I just know that I can't hold on any longer. I'll go first, idiot."

Yi Zhonghai stood up, staggered towards the wall, and walked out.

"Uncle, wait for me."

"Don't stick to me, go away!"