Siheyuan: From the time I became a fool

An old lady was drinking cornmeal porridge, chewing on a very bitter steamed bun mixed with wild vegetables, and occasionally taking a bite of pure pickled vegetables. Opposite her, Yi Zhonghai was eating white flour buns and boiled eggs, and occasionally taking a bite of pickled vegetables. He felt very depressed.

But it cannot be said that her life has never been easy. Everyone said that she could not have children, and Yi Zhonghai divorced her. Moreover, Yi Zhonghai earned a lot of money, and she lived a good life with Yi Zhonghai every day.

In fact, she secretly consulted an old Chinese doctor several times, and the old doctor said that there was nothing wrong with her and that she still had the physique that could easily get pregnant.

But she didn't dare to say this. Did she want a divorce? How could a divorced woman survive? She could only endure it and take the blame for her man.

You have to watch your man fooling around outside, calling it sowing seeds, and you have to pretend not to see it and protect him.

In these famine years, being able to eat boiled eggs was considered a good thing for a family. But compared with meat pies, Sha Zhu's cooking skills were better.

As soon as he smelled it, he knew it was pork and green onion patties. It looked like a lot of oil was used. It was really damn fragrant. Yi Zhonghai immediately felt that the boiled egg in his mouth tasted bad.

These days, every family is too poor to have anything delicious to eat, otherwise a meat pie would not be that delicious.

The deaf old lady in the backyard could no longer sit still, and came to Shazhu's house with her crutches.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, the "Red East, Rising Sun" fool actually turned on the radio. Of course, this is not the point. The point is that he turned the radio to the maximum. This kid really enjoyed it.

She knocked on the door, but there was no response.

"Stupid column!"

The other party still didn't respond

It had been knocking for two minutes.

Finally, the deaf old lady was defeated and walked back dejectedly. She happened to meet Xu Damao who was pushing a bicycle and bringing back a skinny and dry dead female pheasant and a bunch of dry black wild mushrooms.

But the weather is not too hot now, so the meat should not go bad even if the pheasant has been dead for a few days.

Looking at the deaf old lady, I couldn't help but drool.

"Da Mao, your pheasant mushrooms look delicious!"

She thought she was showing a kind smile. That's right, Xu Damao's wife was silly and easy to fool. The key point was that Xu Damao was even stingier than a thief.

"What's good about that? This pheasant has been dead for two days. My daughter is craving for meat these days. I had to use industrial coupons to buy it from farmers."

Xu Damao said with a sad face, in fact, everyone knew that he got all these good things for free from the countryside, but people wouldn't admit it and just said they got them in exchange for tickets, what can you do to him?

Not to mention that the pheasant itself was alive, and Xu Damao had it strangled to death after leaving the village. He didn't want to let those beasts in the yard who only wanted to take advantage of him and didn't want to suffer any loss to get any benefit from him!

Unless he can get a bigger advantage, for example, Qin Huairu, who is willing to let him have a good time.

Tsk, it's his wife's fault for not being able to let go. Plus, he always felt that, based on that great story and the fact that the baby Qin Huairu is carrying now has a 50% chance of being his.

"You kid, just go ahead and dig it up. I'm leaving now."

The deaf old lady poked her walking stick, listened to the deafening sound of "The East is Red", and returned to the backyard angrily.

Xu Damao stood in front of the door with a perfect look on his face and kicked the door

"Well, Silly Zhu, my brother went out and got some pheasants and mushrooms. Do you have the ability to do that? Do you want to help me make them into a brother's mood so that you can eat them with my husband and me."

"It's a deal, here you go!"

Xu Damao opened his eyes wide. I just said this boastfully, and the pheasant and mushrooms were gone.

"Silly Zhu won't be with someone like you"

"Stop talking nonsense. Come back in an hour with a big bowl. I'll give you a bowl of pheasant stewed with mushrooms. It's just such a small pheasant, what can it have? I'll even give you some potatoes."

Xu Damao was so angry at Shazhu's shameless words that he jumped up and down

"Humph! Silly Zhu! Just admit it, you are not good enough! It's not right to bring even the delicious food here. The smell of meat patties in your house is so strong that I can smell it from far away. I'm telling you, you have to give me at least one, no, two meat patties later."

I didn't wait for the other party to respond, and the radio was too loud.

Xu Damao could only return to the backyard with a reluctant look on his face.

"Xu Damao, you useless thing, I heard it from far away. You brought pheasants and mushrooms, and you still let Sha Zhu take them away from you?"

Lou Xiao'e glared at him fiercely, but Xu Damao found that the oil on the corner of Lou Xiao'e's mouth had not been wiped clean!

What delicious food is this woman eating?

"Here, the chicken butt and chicken neck are left for you, eat them!"

Lou Xiao'e glared at him again. Not to mention the future, at least for now, Lou Xiao'e didn't like him. She only married him because...

Due to the current situation and my family's insistence...

Otherwise, how could a well-educated, rich and beautiful woman be interested in him? What about the working class? Even if Xu Damao is smooth-talking and can make his wife happy, that's all.

"Well, wife, I'm going to go to Shazhu's place to stew chicken and bring mushrooms to him to make meat patties. I'm so excited to hear that. I tell you, although Shazhu is a bad-mouthed person and not well-liked, his cooking skills are really good."

Xu Damao suppressed the sinister look in his eyes and flattered Lou Xiaoe.

Why did he go out and have affairs? Besides being a man's nature, another reason is that his wife really despised his high status.

Who the hell can stand this? Besides, he has a good job. Although tall and handsome, he is still quite popular in this era.

Especially since he could get various benefits by showing movies in the countryside, the young girls, wives and widows all rushed to him.

Who can resist this? Of course he gave in. The key is that he can enjoy the feeling of being admired, which is so damn cool.