Among the five time travelers, the Hokage is actually me?

Hidden Cloud Village,

The Cloud Ninja's headquarters,

At this time, a group of people were hiding in front of their back hill.

Namikaze Minato crouched down,

"Good day, we are not here to attack the Hidden Cloud Village, why are you hiding?"

"Oh my god, Minato, I can't even call you brother, what a sickness! We have so few people to attack a ninja village, not to mention the ninjas, there are at least more than 100,000 residents here, and if everyone spits on us, we will all be killed."

Hinata said softly,

Then he added,

"It's OK to talk big and boost morale, but if you really want to do something, you still have to do it within your capabilities."

"So what are we doing here, just lying there?"

Namikaze Minato is still too naive.

A sneak attack doesn't necessarily mean killing people.

The strategic goal of the sneak attack is to affect the front battlefield.

As for the method, the best thing to do is to prevent Yunyin from going all out on the front battlefield.

Jie Jie Jie.

Hinata smiled strangely.

He took out a scroll.

Freed up several large sacks,

One of them was given to Minato,

"This is?"

"Laxative, Shigan's special edition, water gate, the well of Kumogakure Village, the sink, the drinking water pipe, sprinkle it vigorously, don't be polite, come here to make up for it if you are short of it."

Hinata said happily,

When I think about what the scene will be like in Yunyin when dinner time comes,

Oh wow, it’s so beautiful.

"Uh, why not poison?"

"Oh my god, I thought I had gone too far, but I didn't expect you, Minato, to be the real devil."

"Don't be ridiculous. I'm asking this sincerely. The power of poison is definitely greater than that of laxatives. It can also wipe out the manpower of Kumogakure. So why use laxatives that are not very lethal?"

Namikaze Minato didn't understand at all.

By the time you've had time to administer the laxative, the poison would have already been administered.

No matter how you look at it, poisoning is more cost-effective.

"Minato, we are here to cause trouble to the Kumogakure ninjas on the front line, not to buff them. The main forces of Kumogakure are all on the front battlefield. Now they know that their village has been poisoned and many people have died. The perpetrators are Konoha ninjas, and the enemy on the opposite side happens to be Konoha ninjas as well. What do you think will happen next?"

Namikaze Minato, start your associations,

Hidden Cloud Front,

A cloud ninja burst into tears,

"Brothers, the people of Konoha are shameless. They poisoned our village. Our relatives may have been killed. What do you think we should do?"

"Revenge, revenge."

"The Konoha position is across the way, let's charge in and take revenge!!"

"revenge!"

Mmmmmm,

Namikaze Minato shook his head quickly.

Get rid of all the clutter in your mind.

"Good day, you think it through."

It is true that the poison can kill a large number of residents of the Hidden Cloud Village, but it will also force the Hidden Cloud Village to fight to the death on the front battlefield. Konoha does not want an opponent who is ready to fight to the death.

"Hiashi, this is herbicide. Go take care of the fields in Kumogakure Village and spread the rain and dew evenly over the vegetables, wheat, fruit trees, etc."

Vegetables, wheat, and fruit trees: Thank you for thinking of us.

Hinata Hiashi's face looked bitter,

This feels much more extreme than poisoning.

"Hey, your team, this is corrosive potion. Look at the tallest building in Yunyin and give it some. Also, don't let go of sewage pipes, water pipes, and the like if you see them."

"Your team, this is itching powder. Find a bathhouse and put it there. Be careful to use a large amount. Those who can afford to take a bath must be rich, powerful, and influential. If they want to do some advanced business besides taking a bath, we can help them and give them some fun."

Hyuga: I am such a good person. Even during the war I did not forget to help you bathhouses to develop your business and add new features.

Namikaze Minato blushed when he heard this.

Or we can use poison. I feel that spreading a wave of poison will cause the least harm to the Hidden Cloud Village.

Hidden Cloud Village: You seem to be right, but you are probably not. But why do I feel like you are right? ? ?

"Okay, everyone, move. Remember, quietly, we are upright Konoha ninjas. Although we have unfortunately come to the Hidden Cloud Village for various reasons, we must remember the Ninja World Convention and will never harm any civilians in the Hidden Cloud Village. Everyone, move."

"Ninja World Convention": Who did I copy again?

Cloud Village civilians: You can kill me, but you can't torture me!!!

The Hidden Cloud Village: I should be the unlucky one!!!

Namikaze Minato's nimble figure moved through the Hidden Cloud Village.

White powder on hands,

Accidentally fell into various wells.

"Dad, what are we going to eat today?"

"How about your favorite rice porridge?"

"Really? Dad, I love you the most."

"Hahaha."

A loving father and son.

I drew a bucket of water from the well.

Go home and cook porridge.

Namikaze Minato in the dark,

Seeing the empty bag,

Thinking silently in my heart,

"Child, I hope you will like rice porridge again in the future."

Hyuga Hizashi led a team,

"Captain, do you really want to do this?"

A trace of pity flashed in the eyes of the Hyuga ninja who was about to take action.

"Stop talking nonsense and do it quickly. I'm not asking you to die. Why are you hesitating?"

The Hyuga ninja looked at Hyuga Hizashi who was hiding far away.

The corners of his mouth twitched constantly.

Mr. Hizashi, your words are hard to believe.

"If you're dead, then die. Take the corrosive potion."

The green potion just touched the pipe in front.

React instantly.

A foul smell came over me.

"No, run away."

The Hyuga ninja ran back desperately.

Instant body movement, soft fist, substitution technique, use whatever you can.

Hyuga Ninja: I swear I will never risk my life for anyone again in my life.

Because he has the most terrifying ninjutsu in the ninja world.

The technique of giant feces falling from the sky.

the other side,

Hyundai Hyundai,

Looking at the Kumogakure Hospital in front of me,

"Heavy salt water + chili water, I usually don't want to take out this good stuff."

Hinata Rian quickly found the main drainage gate of the hospital.

Find the water storage area at the back.

There are good things in it.

Increase the amount of water,

after that,

"Tai Chi Node Oscillation."

All the water pipes of Yunyin Hospital were broken into small holes.

Bright red liquid spurted out.

"Ah."

"Ahhhh!!!"

"Ahhh!"

......

"Yunyin Hospital is watching a good show and listening to the shouts of "Ah!"

"It's appropriate to the situation."

Hinata sighed, I am so talented in writing.

Then he turned and left.

On this day, all the green plants in Yunyin died for no reason!

On this day, all of Yunyin’s facilities collapsed and shattered!

On this day, the Yunyin toilet was packed with people!

On this day, Yunyin Hospital was filled with screams!

On this day, there was laughter in the Yunyin Bathhouse!

Next to a mountain outside the Hidden Cloud Village,

"Good day, this is not good."

"Why is it bad? Everyone has their own responsibility. If I don't leave my name, how will the people of the Hidden Cloud Village know who to seek revenge on? Minato, Hizashi, why don't you leave your names as well? This is a big thing that will make you famous in the ninja world."

Namikaze Minato and Hyuga Hizashi shook their heads.

Hyuga sighed,

Such a good opportunity, but you don't know how to seize it.

Subsequently,

A few more sighs,

"Good word, good word."

Then he led his men to retreat.

On the mountain behind,

A few big characters stand out.

“Shimura Danzo was here!”