Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

Konoha, underground base.

"Your new team members are leaving, Minotaur Captain." Kushina pointed at the figures on the monitor and said in a teasing tone: "Do you think they are really capable of doing this job?"

"It's just a simple weapons test." Yi Feng responded calmly.

"Tsk tsk, you actually used a team member you like as a weapon test subject." Kushina smacked her lips and said, "You are becoming more and more like Captain Aizen of Soul Society."

"But Captain Aizen would definitely not like his classmate's mother." Mrs. Mikoto suddenly spoke up.

"Hahahaha, they are different in this respect." Kushina couldn't help laughing and said, "That Aizen prefers boys who have been brought up since childhood to women."

"Ichimaru Gin, right?"

"Yes! It's a pity that it didn't come to fruition!"

"How can it possibly come to fruition? That's a hot-blooded boys' manga, not a fujoshi manga." Yi Feng's mouth twitched slightly.

"It's not a big problem, as long as we can find a pair." Kushina waved her hand and said nonchalantly: "Ever since I watched Magical Girl Uchiha Madara, I've become less picky about this kind of thing."

"That means you are moving further and further down the path of perversion, Teacher Shinnako." Yifeng complained.

pat.

Wearing lace-edged long gloves, Kushina grabbed both sides of Yifeng's face and said angrily: "From now on, don't call me by that damn pen name anymore!"

"Hahaha, I didn't expect that you would be defeated one day." Mrs. Mikoto laughed happily.

"Who can tolerate this crappy pen name!" Kushina took a deep breath and said with an unhappy face: "If this gets out, how can I, Kushina, survive in the ninja world in the future?"

"It's okay, everyone only knows Teacher Aratako." Mrs. Mikoto said, trying not to laugh.

"Shut up too!" Kushina rolled her eyes, looked at Yifeng and said, "It's all because of you, little bastard, you're the one causing this trouble, damn Aratako!"

"Actually, it just came to me on a whim." Yi Feng raised his hands in surrender.

"Is there really no news from your second mysterious friend now?" Kushina took the initiative to change the subject.

"No, but it's good." Yi Feng shook his head and said calmly, "It's also annoying to be online friends with that kind of stuff."

The second mysterious friend was added during the New Year’s Eve dinner last night, and he started by saying “How can a random cultivator be worthy of being my friend?”

Yi Feng immediately understood what this thing was; it was a golden pickup truck from a certain Type-Moon world.

After a few messages were exchanged, both sides soon felt that they were not on the same page.

In that case, there was no need to contact each other any further, and a wave of mutual deletion brought this brief awkward chat to an end.

"Xiyan and the others have already gone up the mountain." Mrs. Mikoto whispered.

The Land of Fire, Luoxia Mountain.

Uzuki Yugao, who was wearing the uniform of the Anbu, felt a chilling aura. Her expression under the mask revealed a bit of solemnity as she asked, "Jifeng, do you feel anything is wrong?"

"It's a little chilly." Moonlight Gale responded, "But considering it's just the beginning of spring and our relationship in the mountains, it doesn't seem to be anything unusual?"

"No, this breath is not naturally cold." Mao Yue Xi Yan frowned and said, "It seems more like it is man-made... Who?!" His eyes suddenly looked to the side, and the ninja sword behind him was unsheathed.

"Hey, don't be nervous." A familiar voice sounded, and Mitarashi Anko walked out of the bushes with her hands raised. "We're one of us."

Besides her, there was also Yuhi Kurenai following behind with an awkward smile on her face.

“You two…” Mao Yue Xi Yan frowned and said, “I was wondering why I felt such a chilling feeling. It turns out that it’s you, the snake girl, who’s causing all this trouble.”

"Snake Girl?" Hongdou showed a rather dissatisfied expression on her face and said, "Hey, isn't your nickname a bit too much?"

"Have you been following us?" Mao Yue Xi Yan asked nonchalantly.

"How could that be? I saw him on the way! Anyway, there's nothing to do during the New Year, so I brought Hong here to see the heroic figure of our Tauren Captain."

"That's our captain. You are no longer a member of the Anbu."

"It's not a big problem, I can continue!"

……

Mao Yue Xi Yan was so confused by this woman's shamelessness that she didn't know what to say, and the corners of her mouth under the mask twitched violently.

"As you can see, Captain Yifeng did not go out today." Moonlight Gale stepped forward and said in a gentle voice, "It's just an ordinary reconnaissance mission. We don't think it's necessary to trouble the captain."

"Reconnaissance mission?" Hongdou raised an eyebrow and asked in confusion, "I remember there were only a few bandit camps here. Weren't they eliminated some time ago?"

"That was originally the case, but a few days ago, there were terrible rumors about white ghosts here." Mao Yue Xi Yan breathed a sigh of relief and said lightly: "Several caravans were attacked, and even the caravan guards were scared crazy."

"Ghost?" Hongdou was surprised.

"We suspect it's some kind of scary illusion." said Moonlight Gale.

"Oh, I happened to bring a master of illusion with me!" Hongdou patted her best friend Xihihong's shoulder and said with a smile: "Since you are here, let us help take a look together."

"This is our Anbu mission, not a game of playing house!" Uzuki Yugao's forehead was bulging with veins, and she said, "Sister Hongdou, you should still remember the Anbu rules, don't make things difficult for us!"

"What does it matter? The rule is that the dead live and the dead live."

"What do you mean by help? I think you just want to gain Captain Yi Feng's favor! Be restrained, you shotacon!"

"Hey, don't you think..."

"Beware!"

Before Hongdou could finish her words, a terrifying white sickle suddenly slashed towards her back. Fortunately, Mao Yue Xi Yan reacted quickly enough and pulled her away at the critical moment.

"This, this is..."

"What monster?"

The owner of the white claws is a strange creature that is over two meters long, similar in appearance and shape to a mantis, but covered with white bones.

"Is this the white ghost they talked about?" Moonlight Gale said with a shocked expression.

"It's coming, get out of the way!" Xi Ri Hong shouted a warning, and at this time, she formed seals with her hands.

Water Style: Water Impact!

He opened his mouth and spit out a huge ball of water.

boom.

The water ball hit the mantis monster, sending it flying several meters away. But the mantis monster quickly stood up again, waving its sickle-like forelimbs and flying towards the people.

"So fast!" Moonlight Gale took a breath and raised his knife to block.

Clang.

Sparks flew everywhere, and Moonlight Gale gritted his teeth and blocked the mantis monster's attack.

Snake Binding Technique!

Hongdou swung out long snakes from her sleeves and tightly bound the mantis monster's lower body.

Take this opportunity.

Mao Yue Xi Yan clenched the long sword in her hand and slashed at the mantis monster's slender neck.

puff.

With one stroke, the mantis monster's head flew into the sky.

"Win, win!" Moonlight Gale wiped the sweat from his forehead and panted, "What the hell is this?"

"It doesn't look like a natural creature." Hongdou squatted in front of the mantis monster and gently poked its head with her finger. "Is there someone conducting some kind of taboo experiment here?"

After the words fell, there was no response.

He turned his head to look at his companions and found that each of them was staring at the depths of the dense forest with a dull expression.

Hongdou also turned her head curiously, and what came into her eyes was a series of flashing white figures...