Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options
Chapter 90 Your Friend Has Died
The next morning.
Yi Feng returned to the ninja school he had not visited for a long time. As soon as he entered the classroom, he saw Naruto with a bruised nose and swollen eyes sitting in his seat with his head hung down. Shikamaru was standing next to him, patting his shoulder and comforting him softly.
"Good morning." Yi Feng walked up and greeted the two of them.
"Good morning, you actually came to school?" Shikamaru stared in disbelief, "This is really rare!"
"Anyway, my current status in Konoha is still a student." Yi Feng spread his hands.
"You are really exaggerating." Naruto couldn't help but complain, and said with a twisted mouth: "Konoha is lucky to have a student like you!"
As they were talking, students walked into the classroom one after another.
"Yifeng-kun!" Ino's eyes lit up when he saw the boy wearing glasses in the back row, and he quickly stepped forward. "You actually came to class today?"
"Good morning, Yifeng-kun." Xiaoying also greeted with a smile.
"Good morning, both of you." Yi Feng smiled and waved his hand, saying, "It has been many days since we last met in the classroom, right?"
"What do you mean many days? It's been almost two months!" Ino really wanted to get closer to Yifeng, but considering the bad influence in the classroom, she had to give up for the time being.
"Today is my last class here. Please take care of me." Yi Feng said softly.
The atmosphere suddenly became solemn.
Shikamaru raised an eyebrow and whispered, "Have you decided yet?"
"Well, Lord Hokage plans to let me intern in the Anbu during this period of time." Yi Feng responded with a smile.
"That old man is really good at going back on his word!" Naruto snorted coldly and said angrily: "At the beginning, I already agreed that you can become a ninja after the semester is over. Why are you so anxious now?"
"Don't be too harsh, Naruto." Shikamaru shook his head and said softly, "Hokage-sama just wants Yifeng to be able to stand on his own as soon as possible and is ready to really start training him as a successor."
"Unfortunately, our Yifeng Jun doesn't care about Hokage." Ino said with a sweet smile.
hard to imagine.
She used to admire the position of Hokage, thinking it was the most respectable position in Konoha! But now, Ino and other classmates no longer care about it.
"Actually, I still care a little bit." Yi Feng smiled and said, "The Fifth Hokage must be my teacher Tsunade, and then Naruto will inherit her position."
"Eh? Me?" Naruto pointed at his nose and shook his head, "No, I will be a member of the Wave Country in the future! If I continue to stay in Konoha, my mother will break my legs!"
"Hiss, is your mother so scary?" Sakura took a breath.
"It's scarier than you think, Sakura-chan." Naruto rubbed his face and said pitifully, "Don't be fooled by her beautiful appearance. In fact, she is a human-shaped beast! Look at my face now. This is how she loves me in front of her son whom she hasn't seen for many years!"
"Naruto, it's better not to say some things carelessly." Yi Feng patted his shoulder and winked wildly, "Isn't your current miserable state partly your own fault?"
"Why do you say that it's my own fault? I didn't know she was the number one Arrancar!"
Naruto curled his lips in dissatisfaction and said seriously: "I tell you Yifeng, you are completely deceived by her appearance! When you two really get married one day, you will definitely be beaten badly!"
I see you have found a way to die.
Yifeng closed his mouth and fell silent.
He had already heard the sound of Kushina clenching her fists in the Soul Orb. Naruto was a genius when it came to courting death.
"Kushina, calm down." Mrs. Mikoto watched this scene and couldn't help but persuade her: "Naruto is just a child, it's normal for him not to understand things in this area."
"Do you know why I beat him up last night?" Kushina asked in a low voice.
"Didn't he say yesterday that you have a green face, fangs, and three heads and six arms?" Mrs. Mikoto asked doubtfully.
"That's just a small part of it." Kushina took a breath and said lightly: "The real reason is that I found a pile of disgusting comic books under his bed!"
"Uh……"
Mrs. Mikoto was stunned for a moment, then said hesitantly, "It's not a big deal for a child of this age to read this kind of book, right?"
Think about it, the relationship between them and Yifeng is not as simple as reading a book. For now, they just have to wait for Yifeng to reach the age to practice directly.
"What if it's between men?" Kushina asked gloomily.
"What, what?" Mrs. Mikoto's face finally changed.
"Even in the cracks of these comic books, I saw photos of your son wearing women's clothing." Kushina launched a critical attack.
Click.
Mrs. Mikoto stood there in a daze, her whole body petrified in an instant.
Not to mention her, even Yi Feng felt like he was struck by lightning at this time.
Naruto actually hid a photo of Sasuke wearing women's clothing in the comic book. What the hell is this?
Naruto in the original work doesn’t have this tendency!
"Sister, are you mistaken? Where did Naruto get the photo of Sasuke wearing women's clothes?" Yi Feng asked in a low voice.
"There were so many people present during the grade competition. Isn't it unusual to take one or two photos when you have the chance?" Kushina said angrily, her hands on her hips, "He won that photo by playing cards with others!"
"This..." Yi Feng didn't know what to say for a moment.
"It's all your fault!" Kushina took a breath and said, "If you hadn't suddenly made that move during the grade competition, Naruto wouldn't have opened the door to the new world!"
"Okay, I'll find time to counsel him." Yi Feng touched his nose and smiled awkwardly.
buzzing.
There was a sudden vibration in my pocket.
Yi Feng was stunned for a moment and took out the "mysterious communicator".
【We have matched you with suitable friends. 】
Looking at the message that popped up on the screen, Yi Feng was stunned.
"Huh, it actually matched?"
"It's been almost a month, right?"
The two ladies also saw this scene and cast their eyes over.
【Do you want to start a conversation? 】
Yifeng didn't hesitate and nodded "yes" decisively.
【Please select your online nickname. 】
【1. Waste snack】
【2. An intimate companion for middle-aged and elderly women】
【3. Danzo-sama’s fluffy ball】
I don’t want any of them, okay?
Yi Feng's mouth twitched fiercely, and finally he could only grit his teeth and choose "1".
【? ? ?: Interesting, mysterious dating call? 】
【Waste Snack: Hello, what's your name? 】
【???: Wait a moment, I need to deal with the matter at hand first...】
【Waste snack: Huh? 】
【? ? ?:It's just the King of the Millennium Curse. Don't worry, I will win! 】
"What is the King of the Millennium Curse?" Kushina looked at the chat message with confusion on her face.
Just as she finished speaking, Yi Feng had no time to answer.
【Your friend has died. 】
……
Yifeng looked at the dim screen and fell into deep thought.
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