Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

"Oh my god, how on earth did you manage not to laugh?"

Kushina in the Soul Orb felt like she was about to laugh like crazy, but Yifeng, who was sitting opposite Danzo, still had a blank expression on his face, as if he agreed with his point of view.

"Master Danzo, we still have a chance."

"That's right!" Danzo's heartbroken expression faded, and he nodded solemnly, "The future of Konoha is in my hands. Only I can lead Konoha to true prosperity!"

"What's wrong with this guy? Why did he drink so much?" Kushina complained again.

"It seems that he has been deeply affected by the Hollows." Mrs. Mikoto shook her head speechlessly and sighed, "It seems that he is a little out of his mind when talking. He is so arrogant."

"Even without the influence of the Hollows, this guy's brain isn't very good." Kushina sneered and said, "His loyal subordinates were killed one after another. In the original Naruto novel, he even did a cool move of stabbing Susanoo with a kunai."

"Hahaha, that's really hard to hold!" Mrs. Mikoto couldn't help but laugh.

"In the end, he used his own life to seal a bridge. You are worthy of being Lord Danzo!" Kushina said sarcastically.

"For this meeting with Orochimaru, I plan to change my strategy." Danzo naturally could not hear the two ladies' contempt for him, and he said lightly with his chin in his hand.

"Change strategy?" Yi Feng looked puzzled.

"That idiot Orochimaru has no idea that there is a spy loyal to me beside him!" Danzo snorted coldly and said confidently, "It turns out that the guy has been hiding in the Land of Rice and has established a Sound Village."

"What Danzo-sama means is..."

"No need to seek any cooperation, just kill Orochimaru when we meet! His research results must be stored in that small village, just occupy it!"

"Danzo-sama is wise!"

At this time, in the underground laboratory of Sound Village.

Orochimaru stood in front of a culture container, looking thoughtfully at the ferocious monster inside.

The monster's entire body was covered in white bone, and its eyes were filled with cruelty and bloodthirstiness. Even though its body was firmly fixed in the container by the restraint device, it was still very aggressive.

"It's really surprising that he is still alive after this?" exclaimed Kabuto Pharmacist who was standing behind him.

"Hmph." Orochimaru chuckled and said calmly: "Who do you think is alive now, Kuraki or this monster?"

"Is there any difference, Lord Orochimaru?" asked Kabuto Yakushi with a confused look on his face.

"Kuragi is a person with thoughts, but this monster no longer has human characteristics." Orochimaru licked his mouth with his tongue and laughed coldly: "This is the side effect of the super ninja potion, Kabuto! Maybe one day, the two of us will become like this."

As he spoke, Orochimaru raised his newly grown right arm.

It was completely beyond the scope of human beings, more like the claws of a wild beast. The long nails at the tips were like sharp blades, and no one would doubt its lethality and destructiveness.

"That's such a pity. I hope that day will come later." Pharmacist Dou pushed his glasses and sighed.

"Hope alone is useless." Orochimaru grinned and sneered, "In the end, people still have to rely on themselves, Kabuto..."

Click.

Orochimaru pressed the red button on the culture container, and the protective glass cover and restraints opened.

The monster that looked like a giant lizard tore off the tubes inserted into its body and pounced towards Orochimaru with its mouth full of fangs.

puff.

Orochimaru's right arm directly pierced the opponent's heart. The defensive ability of the white bone object was like paper in his hand.

"What a shame, it's another useless defective product." Orochimaru looked at the fallen body and shook his head, saying, "Even if the dosage is increased, it's still not at the level of a jonin."

"It's probably because of his limited talent." Yakushi Kabuto handed him a towel and calmly analyzed: "That makes sense. Danzo wouldn't send a truly talented ninja to be an undercover here."

"Kabuto, do you think Danzo really wants to cooperate with us?" Orochimaru took the towel and wiped his claws with a playful expression.

"It's probably impossible. His mind should have been seriously affected." Yakushi Kabuto shook his head and said calmly: "At this stage, he will unconsciously develop the desire to destroy and kill."

"That's what I think."

"But you still agreed..."

"I just want to see how far that old man has come. You don't think I'm no match for him, do you?"

"I see. It seems that my horizons are too narrow."

"You still have a lot to learn, Kabuto." Orochimaru said as his body stopped in front of another culture container.

Inside the container was a purple-haired woman wearing a dark green robe, and her body seemed to be covered with a layer of cracked soil.

Reincarnation of dirty soil!

Without a doubt, this was a true body of the Impure World Reincarnation! The milky white bone substance surrounded her body, but it showed no intention of blending with her.

"Still not working?" Orochimaru frowned and said in a hoarse voice, "It seems that the super ninja potion can't be used on the dead after all. Is my feeling wrong?"

He had always thought that this thing should be more suitable for the dead. These milky white bone objects would greatly enhance the wavelength and activity of the soul.

But when it comes to actual practice, it is found that the two cannot be integrated at all.

It's like something is missing?

"Pfft, Orochimaru's experiment still failed."

In the underground base of Konoha, Kushina took in the miserable expression on Orochimaru's face and said with a gloating smile: "You are missing the Hogyoku, Lord Orochimaru!"

"He can't hear you if you shout here." Mrs. Mikoto glanced at her best friend.

"What does it matter? I'm happy!" Kushina smiled happily and turned her eyes away from the monitor screen. "The little bastard is still fiddling with that thing?"

"Well, Yifengjun said he was not convinced." Mrs. Mikoto nodded.

"Hahahaha, you have come to this day!" Kushina hugged Yi Feng who was sitting at the desk and teased with a smile: "Little friend, are you feeling very uncomfortable?"

Yi Feng ignored her and concentrated on fiddling with the "mysterious intercom" in his hand.

I really don't accept it!

He didn't believe that this Gouba smartphone didn't even have a power button, so wouldn't he become a hater?

After completing that shameless optional task, he was given a mobile phone model?

Hey!

Ten minutes later, Yifeng gave up struggling.

He punched the screen of the "mysterious intercom" with his fist, his lips trembling with anger. "Tear it up, damn it!"

Ding.

There was a slight sound and the screen lit up.

【Password approved.】

【We are matching a suitable call partner for you. 】

???

Looking at the flashing words, Yifeng, Mikoto and Kushina were all stunned with their eyes wide open.

Password?

A password is still required?

What's more, this password is so weird, how can ordinary people think of it?