Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

"Bastard thing!"

With his hands handcuffed behind his back, Hei Jue couldn't help but curse loudly, "What benefits did that stinky brat Xiao Lin Yi Feng give you to make you work so hard for him?"

"Dignity and equality." Uzumaki-faced Bai Zetsu smiled softly and said, "This is something you will never be able to give me!"

?

Black Zetsu was stunned and said in disbelief: "What the hell are you guys doing? You're not even human, yet you're pursuing this?"

"We are not human, but we are human." White Zetsu 007, who was standing next to the whirlpool-faced White Zetsu, spoke lightly and taunted: "Unlike you bunch of mad dogs, who only live to destroy!"

What?

Black Zetsu was stunned by this guy's scolding, his two yellow eyes widened.

Crazy, mad dog?

It has been working hard for thousands of years to resurrect its mother, but now it is called a mad dog?

The most important thing is that the one who scolded it was an inconspicuous White Zetsu clone!

incredible!

It was just the cytoplasm split from the White Zetsu's body, but I am my mother's own flesh and blood! How dare it!

"Black Zetsu, I see you are very dissatisfied." White Zetsu 007 sneered and said with a grin: "If you have the guts, call your mother out and see if our leader will punish her!"

“I don’t think the leader will do it.” Uzumaki-faced Bai Zetsu suddenly stopped and stroked his chin and said, “What if she cries after being beaten? It will damage the reputation of our leader.”

"Yes, that's right! That's right!" The other White Zetsu echoed.

"You guys are..."

Black Zetsu was so angry that his lungs were about to explode. Why didn't he know that these White Zetsu clones had such an infuriating skill!

"It's urgent. It's urgent."

"Hahahaha, you're angry!"

“It’s so fun!”

The White Zetsu were all making mocking remarks, and the Black Zetsu really felt like he was losing his mind.

"Okay, we've arrived." Uzumaki-faced Pale Zetsu stopped in front of a cage and opened the door. "I hope you can get along well with your new cellmate."

Black Zetsu instinctively felt that something was wrong, but before it could say anything, a large group of White Zetsu had already disappeared into the prison.

"I've been waiting for you here for a long time, Jue."

A familiar voice sounded from the darkness of the prison. Black Zetsu turned his head stiffly and saw Obito's slightly hideous face.

"Black Zetsu, he won't be beaten to death, right?"

In the office of the leader of Wave Country, Kushina smiled with gloating at the scene in front of her.

"This thing is essentially a product of Yin-Yang escape technique. It is very difficult to kill it." Yi Feng shook his head calmly and said, "Unless Obito can awaken the Samsara Eye on the spot."

"You've messed up Obito's mentality. The reason he hasn't awakened the Rinnegan can only be attributed to his poor talent." Mrs. Mikoto laughed in an exaggerated tone.

"Speaking of this, you are really the best!" Kushina looked at her best friend and said with a smile, "I didn't think of such a good idea to let your eldest son's ex-girlfriend wear a maid outfit and a collar!"

"It was just a sudden thought. I thought Quan would refuse." Mrs. Mikoto gathered her hair and said with a complicated expression, "Our family really owes her too much."

"Fugaku's tutoring is a bit problematic, but the key is that your big son has a hole in his brain." Kushina sneered and said, "You two should have taken him to see a psychiatrist earlier."

"You're talking nonsense again. Where are the psychologists in the ninja world?" Mrs. Mikoto rolled her eyes.

Yifeng did not participate in the conversation between the two ladies. He was fiddling with the potted plant on the windowsill with his hands, with a very focused expression.

"It's been two hours. What's so fun about your little sapling?" Kushina came up to him, put her arms around his neck and said, "You're more serious about touching it than when you touched me!"

"Pfft! Kushina, what kind of lewd words are you saying?" Mrs. Mikoto almost spit out a mouthful of salt soda.

Yi Feng couldn't help but twitch his lips, and said with a frown: "Sister, you are not a good person! This tree of life must be manually cared for every day so that it can grow faster."

"So what is its function?" Kushina looked at the potted plant in front of her with curiosity.

"It can improve the physical fitness of all living beings within the range, and can also enhance the ability to condense chakra." Yi Feng's mouth curled up and he laughed softly: "If this thing grows up, it can turn everyone in the Land of Waves into a super genius."

"That's really incredible." Kushina nodded in realization and said generously, "Then I will allow you to spend some of the time you spend touching me every day on it!"

Yifeng felt it was very difficult to remain calm, and he laughed awkwardly with a stiff expression.

Mrs. Mikoto shook her head helplessly and sighed, "The composure of a first wife, right? But this is a plant, not a new concubine!"

"You never know." Kushina blinked and said in a teasing tone: "Even the tailed beasts can wear maid outfits, maybe one day a plant can really come into our house and become a concubine?"

"Are you talking about White Zetsu?" Mrs. Mikoto covered her mouth with her hands, her eyes wide open.

God damn White Zetsu...

Yifeng found that the imaginations of these two ladies were becoming more and more terrifying, and simple human fantasies could no longer satisfy them.

I wanted to open my mouth to stop the topic from getting off track, but a golden options interface suddenly popped up.

【Choose.】

[1. Use the Enlightenment skill on the Tree of Life and propose on the spot! ]

[2. Let Kushina write the words "The Fourth Hokage's wife was here" on your snow-white and clean skin. ]

[3. Give Uchiha Obito a wonderful videotape of your intimate interaction with Nohara Rin.]

What is Gou Ba!

Looking at the options that popped up in front of him, Yi Feng was completely dumbfounded.

There's really no one to choose from!

I use the Enlightenment skill on the Tree of Life and I have to propose on the spot? Oh my god, what if I really turn into a human being after being Enlightened?

A plant girl, right?

The second one is even more nascent. Writing it will be a mark on you for the rest of your life!

As for the third one, just pass it without hesitation.

His own reputation and innocence are not at stake, but if it affects the girl, he deserves death.

After thinking for a long time, Yifeng finally decided to choose one.

In fact, he was also quite curious. Could this tree of life really turn into a plant girl?

Taking a deep breath, Yi Feng raised his right hand and activated his skill.

The art of enlightenment!

The halo of light swirled, and the entire potted plant instantly became bright and shining.

This dazzling light naturally attracted the attention of the two ladies, who looked at Yi Feng curiously. "What are you doing?"

There was silence for more than ten seconds, but the imagined plant girl did not appear.

Yi Feng breathed a sigh of relief, and under the suspicious gazes of the two ladies, he reached out and picked up a leaf of the Tree of Life with a sense of ceremony. "Miss Tree of Life, please... marry me."

???

The two ladies were dumbfounded by this outrageous operation.

【Congratulations on getting a mysterious communicator. 】

Mysterious intercom?

Yi Feng looked at the object that appeared in his palm and couldn't help but want to curse!

This is just an ordinary smart phone!

It is indeed a very mysterious object in this ninja world, but in his previous life, it was everywhere on the streets! This damn system, just uses this thing to fool people?

Forget it.

Suppressing his anger, Yi Feng cleared his throat and said, "It's getting late, both of you. We should go back." He raised his hand and lightly tapped the air, and the black hole opened up.

"Wait a minute, what happened just now?"

"Even if our soul bodies can't satisfy Yi Fengjun, you don't have to really do anything to the plants!"

"It's a curse, a curse!"

Talk about the black cavity closing in the noisy time.

Shortly after they left, the branch of the tree of life on the windowsill suddenly opened a blood-red eye.

"My name is not Miss Tree of Life, husband..."

A disembodied voice suddenly sounded, echoing in the office.