Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options
Chapter 73 Don’t do human affairs!
The night was dark.
The lights in Konoha's underground base were still bright.
"Does it feel good to ride on Big Sister Tsunade?"
Looking at Yi Feng fiddling with the communication device in front of him, Kushina sat on the desk next to him, resting her white and smooth feet on his thighs and said, "Do you have a strong sense of accomplishment?"
"Stop it." Yi Feng glanced at her and said speechlessly, "Except for stiffness, there is nothing else."
"Oh, really not?" Kushina curled her lips and moved her feet up along his thighs. "That's the soft and fragrant body of a big sister, unlike our ghost bodies that have no sense of participation."
hiss.
Yi Feng's body shuddered, and he couldn't help but stop what he was doing. He reached out and held down the red-haired lady's mischievous little feet, and sighed, "Really not, I think of her as a teacher."
"What's wrong with the teacher? Mikoto-chan and I are your classmates' biological mothers."
Kushina curled her lips in disdain at first, then stretched out her index finger and pointed at her chin and said: "But speaking of it, the big sister is actually willing to ride on you, a little bastard! It can be seen that she likes you very much!"
"It's just a bet." Yi Feng shook his head.
"Not everyone is worthy of her fulfilling the bet." Kushina grinned and said wickedly, "Do you think if you and the old man of the Third Hokage were to switch roles, would Big Sister Tsunade still be willing?"
"Stop, your sense of déjà vu is too strong!" Yi Feng couldn't help but complain.
"So, you little bastard, you have to work harder!" Kushina swooped down from the desk, got into Yifeng's arms, and wrapped her arms around his neck. "Maybe you can really become the Fifth Hokage's man in the future!"
"I……"
Yi Feng was about to explain, feeling both amused and helpless, when a voice suddenly rang out from outside the laboratory door: "Yi Feng, are you in there?"
It's Naruto!
This unique sound is very recognizable.
Yifeng glanced at the red-haired lady, who, contrary to her usual behavior, had no intention of avoiding suspicion. Her arms were still tightly around Yifeng's neck, and she said calmly, "He's in there, come in."
"what?"
Naruto outside the door let out a small cry and turned the handle to open the door.
"Hello, little brother." Kushina was still sitting on Yifeng's lap, waving at her own son. "Nice to meet you, my name is Uzumaki Kushina."
Naruto was stunned when he saw the two people hugging each other. He was a little confused. He didn't have time to think and responded subconsciously. "Hello! My name is Uzumaki Naruto."
"I know, you are Yifeng's good brother, right?" Kushina curled her lips and smiled broadly, "Please take care of me in the future."
"Ah, yes..." Naruto looked a little overwhelmed.
I always feel that this big sister in front of me looks so familiar!
"Is there something wrong, Naruto?" Yi Feng spoke to break his friend's embarrassment. He wanted to get up but was held down on the chair by Kushina.
[Big sister, what kind of shameful play is this? ]
[I want to see when this silly boy can react! ]
The two exchanged glances secretly, but Naruto obviously didn't notice. He stretched out his index finger to scratch his temples and said in a low voice: "I want to ask why Brother Shisui hasn't come yet. Everyone is waiting."
During this period of time, Shisui has been providing practical teaching to these little guys in the class reunion, and everyone has made great progress.
of course.
The ideological education class was not put aside either, and everyone had initially agreed with Yifeng's idea of transforming the world. And they had also decided to fight side by side with each other and work hard to make the ninja world a better place!
"Shisui is on vacation today." Before Yifeng could speak, Kushina answered first: "Your practical class today will be taught by a new teacher."
"New, new teacher?" Naruto looked stunned.
"Hmm." Kushina nodded and grinned, "He's a very good new teacher. Keep up the good work."
"Oh, thank you, big sister..." Naruto turned and left with a lot on his mind.
"Did you hear that? This stupid boy actually called me big sister!" Not long after Naruto disappeared, Kushina couldn't help but complain: "He didn't react at all. What's wrong with his brain? If his father saw it, wouldn't he beat him to death?"
"I think Senior Minato will hit me first." Yi Feng said with an awkward smile.
"Hehe, you little bastard, are you scared now?" Kushina looked at him playfully.
“It’s scary, but exciting.”
"You are such a bastard, I will bite you to death!"
"Please bite here." Yi Feng stretched out his hand and pointed at his lips.
"Pooh!"
Kushina scrunched her nose and spat, jumping off him. "I don't want to bother with you. I'm going to see if Mikoto-chan needs any help."
Mrs. Mikoto has been watching the advanced experiment of hollowing out the tailed beast's chakra recently.
The former housewives have now become half-researchers, just trying to make contributions in any way they can.
Drop drop drop.
The communicator beeped softly.
Yifeng reached out and pressed the "connect" button, and Mrs. Rina's bust appeared in his eyes.
"Chief, we have received the compensation from Konoha." Without much greeting, Mrs. Rina went straight to the point.
"Very good, then we will release Master Danzo tomorrow as planned." Yi Feng nodded gently and said calmly, "He was quite honest during the labor reform, right?"
"Hmm! Quite, quite honest." Mrs. Rina had a complicated expression, as if she was trying to hold back her laughter.
"What happened?" Yi Feng asked puzzledly.
"Mr. Danzo is currently delivering babies for pregnant sows at the farm..."
"what?"
Yi Feng was stunned, his mouth slightly open.
The platform square of the underground base.
Naruto returned to his friends with a heavy heart.
"What's wrong? Isn't Yifeng here?" Shikamaru asked in confusion when he saw the expression on his face.
"No, he's here." Naruto responded, and said slowly: "But Brother Shisui is on vacation today, so we have a new instructor."
"Changed?" Sakura, who had long hair tied in a bow on her head, raised her eyebrows and said with a slightly worried expression, "I don't know if this new teacher is easy to talk to."
"There's no need to worry. Yifeng-jun has always been very sensible." Ino patted her best friend's shoulder.
Shikamaru still stared at Naruto, frowning slightly and said, "Change people if you want, why do you look like that?"
"I, I saw a big sister at Yifeng's place." Naruto considered his tone and said with an inexplicable look: "I feel very familiar, but I can't remember where I have seen her?"
"big sister?"
"Could it be Yi Fengjun's blind date?"
Naruto's words attracted the attention of everyone present, especially Ino and Hinata, whose faces immediately changed.
"So, what kind of big sister is she?" Shikamaru asked again.
Naruto pondered for a moment, then said seriously, "She has beautiful red hair, and she looks very gentle and kind... In short, she is an incredible beauty!"
"Red hair?" Ino's eyes widened, and she took a breath unconsciously and said, "Could it be that the two female ghosts I saw that day were real?"
"Oh, that's right!" Naruto exclaimed, "She said her name was Uzumaki Kushina, I seem to have heard it somewhere! Do you have any impression?"
silence.
Suddenly, the surroundings fell into silence.
Everyone stared at Naruto, with an indescribable complexity in their eyes.
"What's wrong? You look a little scary!" Naruto scratched his head.
"Have you forgotten? Brother Shisui mentioned this name some time ago." Shikamaru was a little afraid to look directly at his good brother's silly eyes. He glanced to the side and said, "The wife of the Fourth Hokage Minato Namikaze, Lady Uzumaki Kushina..."
"Eh?" Naruto seemed to finally react and took a breath. "That is to say!"
"Yes, that's your mother." Sasuke's mouth twitched slightly, and he looked at Naruto with a sense of sympathy.
This Yi Feng is really fucking irrelevant!
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