Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options
Chapter 71 Riding a Big Horse
The living room of the old house.
Seeing the frowning and thoughtful look on the boy's face, Tsunade grinned and said smugly, "There are still two and a half minutes left until the time we agreed on. Has our great genius learned it?"
Won!
She is sure to win this time!
I had thought that since the other party dared to make such a bet there would be some twist and turn, but I didn't expect it to be just like this?
But it's normal.
How could a human being learn the art of holding the immortal sword from scratch in just five minutes? Even monsters can't do it!
"Junior Brother Yifeng, if it really doesn't work, just forget it." Jingyin was silent for a moment, and said consolingly: "Tsunade-sama and I won't really force you to do that kind of thing, just treat it as a joke."
"Hehe, that's true." Tsunade grinned and said sarcastically, "It's a bit inhumane to let a boy like you wear lace bear shorts. I can let you choose not to wear anything!"
"Lady Tsunade!" Shizune stared at her with wide eyes and frowned, "How can you say such things to a child!"
"Let's get to the bottom of the situation. He threw the chips himself now." Tsunade curled her lips and said unhappily, "Haven't you heard that casinos are open to all ages? I've left him half a decent living!"
"Why only half of it?" Shizune looked distressed and asked, "Tsunade-sama, you should at least let this child wear something to cover it up, right?"
"Okay, then I'll do it for your sake." Tsunade considered for a moment and waved her hand. "I'll leave him a pair of socks, hahaha!"
Okay, okay, my face is only worth a pair of socks, right?
Shizue's face was filled with black lines and the corners of her mouth were twitching wildly.
"Has it been five minutes?" Yi Feng looked up and glanced at the wall clock.
"There are still forty seconds. Has the great genius figured it out?" Tsunade said with a sweet smile.
"It's a bit difficult. It may take a few minutes." Yi Feng sighed.
"You keep pretending!" Tsunade sneered and said calmly, "Hurry up and fulfill your bet under the cover of night. If you don't have lace-edged bear shorts, I can lend you Shizune's."
"I don't have one either!" Shizune glared at her teacher angrily and said, "Who would wear clothes with bear patterns at such an age?"
"Oh, sorry." Tsunade nodded suddenly and said, "It seems that Shizune's are all blue and white stripes. But it doesn't matter, as the winner, I agree that you can choose this style!"
"Lady Tsunade!" Shizune looked annoyed.
"Winner?" Yi Feng looked confused.
"Why, you still want to deny it..."
Before Tsunade could finish her words, she saw a bright green light rising from Yifeng's palm. "You, you..."
stunned.
Tsunade's eyes widened and she just stood there in a daze.
Jingyin, who was sitting next to her, was not in much better condition, her mouth was so wide open that it seemed like a big duck egg could fit in it.
The magic of palm!
As experienced medical ninjas, they could naturally recognize that this was the real Palm Magic Technique!
And this stable, uniform, rich luster is just like that of a veteran who has been immersed in this art for many years!
But this is impossible...
Both Shizune and Tsunade knew that Yifeng was a true beginner! His theory was taught by Shizune step by step, without any trace of having learned it before.
So, in other words, the other party really learned and mastered the A-level medical ninjutsu in just five minutes? !
"No!" Tsunade suddenly came back to her senses, staring at Yi Feng and said, "Since you have already learned the Palm Immortal Technique, why did you say it would take a few more minutes?"
"That's because I'm researching the advanced version." Yi Feng said with a smile.
"What?" Tsunade was stunned and asked in disbelief: "Advanced version?"
There is an advanced version of this thing, how come she doesn’t know?
"Well, I personally think that the fact that the Palm Immortal Technique must be attached to the palm of the caster in order to work is a bit limiting."
The silver light reflected from Yi Feng's face, and he smiled as he said, "If the Palm Immortal Technique can be used over a long distance, can we save more patients?"
"Long distance?" Tsunade frowned and said in a low voice, "Little brat, are you dreaming? Medical ninjutsu is different from the offensive ninjutsu you know. If it is separated from the caster, the chakra will lose its activity! This is the basic concept of medical ninjutsu from ancient times to the present!"
"Just because it's always been this way doesn't necessarily mean it's right, Tsunade-sensei."
A ball of bright green light appeared in Yi Feng's palm. He threw it gently, and the green light instantly left his palm and entered Tsunade's body.
"This, this..." Tsunade's eyes widened, her face full of disbelief.
Jingyin couldn't help but gasp and said in disbelief: "Junior Brother Yifeng, you actually did it?"
"It can't be considered accomplished, it's just a preliminary idea." Yi Feng shook his head slightly, and said calmly: "The perfect form I envision should be ultra-long-distance group treatment."
?
Shizune and Tsunade looked at each other, both with confused expressions on their faces.
Ultra-long-range, group healing? That's still called Palm Magic? Is this the Palm Magic they know?
Tsunade couldn't say at this point that the kid was dreaming. Judging from the miracles he had created time and again... maybe he could really do it!
But she couldn't imagine what the scene would be like.
monster!
No matter how hard she tried to say it, Tsunade had to admit in her heart that this little brat was a real monster!
I'm afraid it won't be long before a figure like her great-grandfather appears in Konoha again... no, it is very likely that he will even be more powerful than her great-grandfather!
This is really incredible!
"Tsunade-sama."
Tsunade, who was immersed in her sigh, was interrupted by Shizune, and her bright brown eyes looked at her disciple.
"You must have lost, right?" Shizune asked tentatively.
"You're so talkative!" Tsunade glanced at her in dissatisfaction, took a breath and said, "But I've always been willing to accept defeat! Little brat, tell me what you want!"
Yi Feng wanted to be generous and say "That's not necessary", but the Gouba system jumped out again to show its presence.
【Choose.】
【1. Say you want to ride a big horse around the house! 】
[2. Let Tsunade cooperate with your experiment and use the Conscience Multiplication Technique on her! ]
【3.Take off your zebra print boxer shorts and let Tsuna put his gloves on your head and call you daddy! 】
Damn, is this some kind of punishment PLAY?
The corners of Yi Feng's mouth twitched fiercely. Can't this damn system do something from the human world?
The third option is to just pass it. If you choose it, you will probably die a miserable death...
He made a choice between one and two, and discarded two without hesitation.
God damn conscience super multiplication technique, Tsunade's conscience is already super model enough! Continue to super multiply, do you want to see the human body explode?
While complaining madly in his heart, Yi Feng pretended to be calm on the surface and said, "I want to ride a big horse... Can you take me around the house?"
Ride, ride a big horse?
Shizune covered her mouth, her eyes wide open with a blank expression.
Tsunade's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and the corners of her mouth twitched violently.
【Congratulations on obtaining the seeds of the tree of life. 】
Seeing the reward prompt pop up, Yi Feng breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Sorry, Teacher Tsunade. I was just joking, don't take it seriously."
Bang.
Tsunade slammed the table and shouted angrily, "You little brat, do you think I can't afford to lose? Now, come up here!"
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