Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

Early morning light.

Yi Feng woke up in his room, stretched, dressed and prepared to go out. Kushina's distinctive voice sounded in his mind. "Brush your teeth and wash your face."

"Oh." Yi Feng sighed with his dead eyes open and walked into the bathroom obediently.

"That's right, young people should pay attention to their image!" Kushina smiled with satisfaction.

"Okay, you are the old mother and you are right." Yi Feng rolled his eyes.

"Hahahaha!" Kushina laughed even louder, and said meaningfully: "If you were my son, you wouldn't have such dead eyes like this!"

"It will become the largest number in the playing cards, right?" Yi Feng counterattacked mercilessly.

"You are such a jeer at your good brother?"

Kushina's tone was quite dissatisfied, but then she said proudly: "Even if Naruto is a clown, at least he dares to confess to the girl he likes! Humph, he is worthy of being my son!"

"Then, have I never confessed?" Yi Feng asked back.

"You..." Kushina was suddenly speechless.

"Mom, I need to go to the bathroom." Yi Feng reminded.

"Yeah, close your eyes." Kushina's muffled voice sounded.

The two of them are now in a very strange symbiotic state. Kushina in the Soul Pearl can sense everything outside through Yifeng's body, including going to the toilet and taking a bath. If she opens her eyes, she can really see everything.

"Do you think the Third Hokage will look for me today?" Yi Feng asked suddenly.

"It should be possible." Kushina was silent for a moment, and analyzed: "A student who has not yet graduated from the ninja school can kill a Chunin. No matter which era he is in, he can be considered a genius. The old man, the third generation, has always been very rare for geniuses."

"very funny."

"what?"

"The younger they are, the more they can kill, the more talented they are. Ninjas are truly cruel creatures."

"Ugh."

Kushina didn't comment on Yifeng's conclusion, but just sighed slightly. "Young man, that's wrong."

"Uh, thank you." Yi Feng looked down and quickly straightened his pants. He tied his belt and then suddenly realized what was happening. The corner of his mouth twitched fiercely. "Old mother, didn't you say you closed your eyes?"

"I was just chatting with you, so I opened my eyes subconsciously." Kushina said nonchalantly, "It doesn't matter. In my eyes, you're just a child, so it's not a big deal."

"I'm the one who's at a disadvantage. Don't children have the right to privacy?" Yi Feng retorted angrily, picked up his backpack and walked out of the house.

Ninja school.

Yifeng walked into the classroom and found Shikamaru and Naruto already sitting in their seats.

"Yifeng, here!" Naruto waved at him loudly with a smile on his face.

"He looks so stupid, I don't know who he takes after." Kushina couldn't help but complain.

During the time she was staying in Yifeng's body, she had a deep understanding of how her son had been treated in Konoha in the past few years. If it weren't for Yifeng, a good brother who often lent a helping hand, even if the child could survive until now, he would probably be half useless.

But even though fate treated his child so cruelly, he still greeted people with a smile every day, which made Kushina feel distressed and guilty.

But at the same time, the silliness that Naruto occasionally exuded made it difficult for her to remain nervous!

Neither she nor Minato are the silly type. This child obviously has excellent genes, so why does he look so crooked?

"No matter who he follows, he was born by your mother after all." Yi Feng sighed and looked at the two good brothers sitting opposite him. "Hey, why did you two come so early today?"

"My mother woke me up and dragged me to do morning exercise early in the morning." Shikamaru yawned, looking helpless.

"The milk I drank yesterday was expired, and I had a stomachache this morning." Naruto scratched his head and told his embarrassing story nonchalantly.

"You're an idiot. You knew it was expired but you still drank it." Yi Feng was speechless and reached out to knock on his head.

"Damn, it hurts!" Naruto held his head, grimacing in pain. "You actually hit me!"

"Don't get me wrong, your mother asked me to do this." Yi Feng opened his eyes and said calmly, "By the way, she asked me to buy you two sets of homework after school as punishment."

"No, are you a devil?" Naruto got overwhelmed when he heard the word homework.

"You heard it, old mother, your son said you are a devil." Yi Feng said with a gloating look.

"What does it have to do with me? You did it all." Kushina refused to admit it.

"Okay, okay, you're not going to admit it after you put on your pants, right?"

"It's so funny, I don't even have any pants right now."

……

Yi Feng was choked up instantly and couldn't speak.

"Big news!"

A student rushed into the classroom and shouted at the top of his voice: "I just heard the inside information, Teacher Shuimu has resigned!"

"what?"

"Resignation? Really?"

"He just finished our first lesson yesterday, and he's leaving today?"

There was an uproar in the classroom and the students started talking about it.

"Ino, what do you think?" Sakura, who was sitting in the row in front of Yifeng and the others, whispered.

"It must be related to that incident." Yamanaka Ino said, glancing at Yi Feng from time to time and said: "It also reflects from the side that he might really be interested in fish..."

"It's really, unbelievable." Sakura took a breath, a look of horror on her face.

Most of the children in the ninja world matured early and knew a lot about the things between men and women. Except for Naruto, who was just a little fool at this stage. Even if he was a dog to lick Sakura, it was out of instinct.

"Shuimu resigned." Shikamaru raised an eyebrow and looked at Yifeng and said, "You don't seem surprised at all?"

As soon as the words fell, Sakura and Naruto turned their eyes to Yifeng at the same time.

Just as Shikamaru said, the boy looked very calm, and spread his hands and said, "Yes, I knew it last night."

"Last night?" Sakura frowned and asked curiously, "How did you know last night?"

"The evil Shuimu didn't sleep well in the middle of the night and came to me to seek revenge." Yi Feng rested his head on the back of the chair and said lazily, "As a result, I was careless for a moment and lost half my life."

sluggish.

After hearing his explanation, Sakura, Naruto, Ino and Shikamaru were all stunned.

"Poof!" Naruto was the first to burst out laughing, holding his stomach and saying, "Mizuki is such an idiot!"

"Hey, you actually believe that?"

Sakura's mouth twitched, and she couldn't help but complain: "Let's not talk about whether Mizuki teacher would take such revenge! He is a formal ninja, but he was half killed by his own student? This is impossible!"

"I'm curious, how did Yi Fengjun do it?" Ino blinked and asked with a stifling smile, "Could it be that you relied on your Ninja Technique: Starry Sky Technique?"

hiss.

When he heard the name of the jutsu, Shikamaru felt phantom pain in his eyes.

【Choose.】

The golden system interface popped up again, and the lazy expression on Yi Feng's face suddenly turned into a twitch.

【1. Explain your advanced version of "Defense Stars" to all classmates and gain recognition. 】

[2. Untie your belt angrily towards Ino, and let her appreciate your new technique - Flying Water Feet Down!]

This time there are only two options, which seems quite humane, but Yi Feng just wants to say hello to the system's biological mother at the moment.

What the hell is the first option? How come he, the original creator, doesn't know there is an advanced version of the Starry Sky? The second option is even more fucking new, like a waterfall falling straight down three thousand feet?!

It sounds quite poetic at first, Li Bai, right?

But combined with "unbuttoning the belt" and "appreciating new techniques", Yifeng's brain has already presented a taboo image.

It can be said that no matter which one he chooses today, his remaining moral integrity will be completely lost. But for the sake of his friend's mother, he can only choose the lesser of two evils!