Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

"Hey, wake up!"

Yi Feng, who was sleeping soundly in the early morning, was picked up from the bed by Kushina. His hair was messy and his expression was a little dazed. "What happened? Monster invasion?"

"Who are you calling a monster, you little bastard?" Kushina gave him a headbutt, with her hands on her hips. "How about this, isn't it amazing?"

It was only then that Yi Feng realized that the red-haired lady had actually changed into a black and white maid outfit today!

Moreover, it was much hotter than what the black-haired lady wore a few days ago. The collarbone under the neck was clearly visible, and the V-neck design even allowed one to see the deep cleavage on the chest.

She wore a lace maid's headscarf on her head, white garter stockings on her legs, and no shoes on her feet.

Yi Feng was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened.

"Wow, are you staring at it so intently?"

Kushina smiled and walked forward to hug the boy's neck, gently pulling the collar on her chest in front of him, and the trench became deeper at this moment. "Master, how about treating me as your breakfast today?"

Let me ask you, who the hell can resist this kind of temptation?

Yi Feng was about to nod, but saw Kushina reach out and gently push him out, grinning and saying, "It's a bit of a pity, our master is not old enough to eat yet! Hahahaha!"

……

Yifeng's face suddenly turned dark.

What’s even more frustrating is that what the other party said is the truth!

"Get dressed and wash up. You have to meet your new teacher later." Kushina blushed and kissed his lips, then "swish" she got into the Soul Containing Pearl.

Of course she is shy too, but she just pretends to be shy most of the time.

"You told her to wash up, but you kissed her?" Mrs. Mikoto looked at her sideways, as if she was staring at a cat stealing fish.

"What's the big deal? Just do it if you want to." Kushina blinked and retorted, "Unlike some people who say one thing and mean another."

"What, what do you mean by saying one thing and thinking another?" Mrs. Mikoto was stunned and her eyes became a little evasive.

"Still pretending. Don't think I don't know what you did last night." Kushina put her arm around her best friend's shoulders and said softly, "You tried to steal my first kiss while I was asleep, and you took a long time to do it."

"You, you are not..."

Mrs. Mikoto's face turned red when her embarrassment was exposed.

"If I hadn't fallen asleep, how could I have created an opportunity for you?" Kushina raised an eyebrow at her and whispered, "But unfortunately, your wish has failed. That little bastard's first kiss was long gone. Isn't it sad?"

"Did you do this?" Mrs. Mikoto glared at her angrily.

"Rina, Karin's mother." Kushina spread her hands and said with a smile.

is her?

Mrs. Mikoto was stunned. She originally thought that her only real opponent was her best friend in front of her.

But I never thought there would be a master?

"How can you still laugh if it's not you?" Mikoto turned her gaze towards her again, with a suspicious expression.

"Only a young girl like you would care about such things." Kushina curled her lips in disdain and said condescendingly: "Mature women only care about whether they can be fed."

"Kushina, you are so depraved..."

"Tsk, you're not much better for understanding it in seconds, right? How many special postures have you learned from "Magical Girl"? "

"Shut up and don't mention it again!"

"What about 'The Return of Hashirama'?"

"Kushina, I now seriously suspect that you have turned into Shenjin!"

The two ladies in the Yunlingzhu were chatting enthusiastically about their love and hatred for each other. Yifeng had already put on black-framed glasses and came to the training ground in the east district of Konoha.

With silver hair, a black mask covering his eyes, a silver-gray combat uniform and a ninja sword on his back, Hatake Kakashi was already waiting here.

Now he is still a member of Konoha's Anbu. His eyes are not as casual and casual as in the original story. He exudes a solemn and murderous aura.

Seeing Yi Feng coming, he said calmly: "Hatake Kakashi has been appointed by the Hokage as your instructor."

【Choose.】

Yi Feng opened his mouth to introduce himself when a golden options interface suddenly popped up.

This damn system just gets stuck at this time and causes trouble for me!

It's really poisonous!

[1. Please let Hatake Kakashi call you: The friend of the little boy and girl. ]

[2. Pull out a copy of "The Encyclopedia of Human Mothers (Illustrated Edition)" from behind his buttocks as a gift for the new teacher.]

[3. Ask your new teacher with admiration, what is it like to apply glue times a night? ]

Damn you little boy girl, my sexual orientation is very normal, okay!

What the hell is "Encyclopedia of Human Mothers"? It even has illustrations? Where did your damn system get such weird things from?

Yi Feng was complaining in his heart, but when he saw the third option, he was stunned.

Fifteen times of glue application in one night?!

seriously?

Judging from what this dog system has done in the past, it shouldn't be aimless. So in other words, this Mr. Kakashi really...

Yi Feng sucked in a breath of cold air unconsciously, and the way he looked at the white-haired Anbu opposite him was as if he was looking at an "Iron Waist King"!

warrior!

This guy is a real warrior. Can your kidneys withstand it?

Yifeng wanted to ask at this time, but he finally held back. He took a deep breath and said as gently as possible: "My name is Xiaolin Yifeng, please give me your guidance."

With Kakashi's suspicious eyes, Yifeng reached behind his buttocks and a heavy book with a gorgeous cover appeared in his palm. "This is a gift for you, teacher..."

Kakashi frowned and wanted to scold the other party not to do such a meaningless thing.

As an Anbu ninja, you should focus on improving your own strength! Doing this kind of nonsense is simply...hiss, what is that?

Kakashi swallowed the words that came to his lips, staring at the mermaid princess wearing golden shackles on the blue cover.

For some unknown reason, he reached out his hand and took the "Monster Girl Encyclopedia".

Kakashi felt something heavy, and then he realized what he had done. He turned his face away with a stiff expression, coughed twice and said, "This kind of book is really too early for a child like you. I'll leave it here for now."

【Congratulations on obtaining the Holy Sun Constitution. 】

?

Yi Feng was about to complain about Kakashi's insincerity when he was caught off guard by the reward from this dog system.

constitution?

This damn system can also reward physical fitness? What the hell is the Holy Sun Physical Fitness?

[Only yin can not produce life, and only yang can not grow! 】

[Men with this physique are naturally capable of joint cultivation, and are invincible in every battle! And when they are doing joint cultivation, they can also continuously enhance the energy accumulation of the partner, promoting mutual progress! ]

[Female creatures that come into contact with your skin will likely enter a trance, and your learning talent will be greatly enhanced! ]

unbelievable!

Yi Feng was so shocked by the reward that he stood there in shock.

Innate ability to cultivate together? Probability of entering trance through skin contact?

Now I've really become a succubus in the ninja world, right?

The key is that I am not old enough, what use is there for this ability! You are just messing with people's mentality, you bastard!

"Yifeng, it's getting late." As if because he was taking a favor, Kakashi's attitude towards him became much more enthusiastic. "Are you ready?"

"Yes, Teacher Kakashi." Yi Feng took a breath and shook off the messy and strange thoughts in his mind.

"Before we officially start, there is one question that needs to be clarified. In addition to illusion and swordsmanship, what else are you good at?"

"You know a little bit about it?"

"what?"

"Fire, earth, wind, water, and lightning. These five types of ninjutsu... I seem to know a little bit about them all."

"Really? Yifeng-kun seems a little overconfident." Kakashi pulled out the ninja sword from behind and narrowed his eyes and said, "In that case, how about we have a practical lesson today?"

It is a good thing for young people to be confident, but excessive confidence can lead to trouble.

Kakashi had an inexplicable sense of mission at this time. He wanted to correct the young genius in front of him!