Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

【Choose.】

[1. Take out the original Hokage boxer shorts from your pocket as a gift to your teacher.]

【2. Tell Danzo: You don’t want to be his disciple, but you want to be his younger brother. 】

[3. Dance him a piece of Disco Elysium and ask him if he likes such a disciple?]

……

Yifeng fell into silence, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.

How to choose this BYD?

The three options are all about the same level of disgusting.

Option one required him to hand over the original Hokage boxer briefs, which he didn't have at the moment. But Yi Feng knew that if he chose this, a pair would definitely appear in his pocket to help him complete the task!

This dog system is really powerful in some ways. No matter how outrageous the prerequisites are, as long as you choose it, you will be guaranteed to complete it.

Damn, that's surprisingly thoughtful.

But he didn't want to touch the Hokage's original boxer briefs! Just thinking about it was enough to make him, a person with a slight mysophobia, feel sick, not to mention having to hold it with his hands?

The same goes for option two.

Although he only needed to say these words, he really couldn't say them, as they had already exceeded his bottom line!

Option three was certainly not any better. The word "Disco Elysium" sounded very strange, and it gave him a bad feeling.

But compared to that, he was willing to take a gamble. What if, what if it wasn't what he thought?

After taking a breath, Yifeng made up his mind.

thump.

Suddenly, a powerful music sounded in his mind.

Under Danzo's incredulous and stunned gaze, Yifeng opened his arms. His body began to tremble slightly, and his hands touched his thighs and chest.

"Xiao Lin Yifeng, what are you doing?" Danzo asked with a dark face and twitching mouth.

Yi Feng did not answer immediately, but began to swing his feet rhythmically, turning his body in circles. His hands were buckled around his belt, and his entire waist and abdomen rose and fell.

Now not only Danzo, but also the Root members who were on guard nearby turned their eyes over.

Staring at Yi Feng's movements, I was stunned for a moment!

Dancing!

This young man actually performed such an immoral dance in front of Master Danzo?!

"Stop right there, you bastard!" Danzo could no longer bear it and shouted angrily.

He was a traditional and conservative ninja, so how could he stand such hot dance steps! What's more, the person dancing in front of him was a teenager. If this got out, would he still have face?

Bang.

Yi Feng jumped high up and did a 180-degree backflip in the air. He landed directly with a big split, made a gesture of farewell and said: "Master Danzo, do you like a disciple like me?"

silence.

The drooping skin on Danzo's face trembled violently, and he said nothing. After a long while, he turned around decisively and left with his cane in hand.

The original purpose of accepting a disciple was to save face and to completely defeat Hiruzen. But he didn't expect that this young man seemed to be a little mentally ill. Who would dare to accept him as a disciple?

Losing face or not is no big deal. Danzo is afraid that one day he will be so angry that he will explode!

I can’t afford it, bye!

"Tsk, this is such a pity." Yi Feng said in a low voice, patting his clothes and standing up. "It seems that I will not be able to become the disciple of Elder Danzo."

"Is it embarrassing?" Kushina's voice sounded.

"Sister, what are you talking about?" Yi Feng pretended to be calm.

"It must be uncomfortable to pretend that you don't care to hide your embarrassment," Kushina said softly.

"Shut up, don't say it's spicy!" Yi Feng broke down immediately.

From Danzo's perspective, he is a psychopath, but Yifeng himself knows very well that he is a normal person! How can it not be embarrassing to be forced to dance like that by the system!

If Kushina hadn't mentioned it he could have pretended nothing had happened, but now that his disguise had been exposed he felt like dying!

"Actually, I wanted to praise you." Kushina spoke again, smiling.

"What, what?" Yi Feng instinctively felt that she had bad intentions, but he couldn't help being curious.

"Your butt is moving nicely, very seductive! If you change your career and work in a sex shop, I think you will most likely become a top star!"

"grass!"

Yi Feng was so angry that his lips turned purple. He felt that he was really a bad mouth and had to ask that question.

What the hell, she's the top shop owner in a custom shop. Is that something you can say to a child?

I feel like my wife has been getting more and more naughty lately. Which bastard taught her such bad things?

It seems to be me, so it’s okay…

【Congratulations on obtaining the character card of Aizen Sosuke. 】

The system prompt popped up, and Yi Feng's eyes suddenly widened. "Fuck!"

"What's going on?" Kushina also sensed his strong emotional fluctuations, and asked with a puzzled look on her face: "The curse has come again? What is it this time? Running around the Konoha playground naked?"

"No, we are invincible this time!" Yi Feng held the shiny card in his hand, his body trembling slightly. "Thanks to myself, the humiliation and suffering finally paid off!"

【This character card can be used immediately. 】

[After use, you can obtain all the strength, abilities, experience, memory, and science and technology of Aizen Sosuke (during the time of the Lord of Hueco Mundo), and receive key items as a gift. ]

"Invincible?" Kushina obviously hadn't reacted yet.

It was not until Yifeng slapped the card on her chest that she felt a surge of strange energy rushing towards her, just like a tide, one wave after another.

As Yifeng's "symbiotic" soul body, she also enjoyed great benefits when Yifeng's soul essence underwent earth-shaking changes! During this flushing process, the quality of Kushina's soul was also raised exponentially!

It was not until the tide of energy receded that she saw that the "world" she lived in had undergone earth-shaking changes.

The Soul-Enriching Pearl, which originally could only hold a small bed, is now large enough to hold a mountain! Strange energy that is as solid as a substance floats in the air, emitting a deep blue halo.

What on earth is this...

Kushina's eyes widened, and she suddenly felt as if she had an extra energy in her body that she could use. She waved her hand gently, and a white gauze skirt was draped over her body.

"Yifeng, what on earth did you just do?!" Kushina said with a moved face as the Spirit Pearl emerged from her body.

"This skirt suits you very well, ma'am." Yi Feng said with a gentle smile.

"Hey! Why are you speaking in this tone now?" Kushina frowned and said, "I'm really not used to it!"

"You have to try to get used to it, ma'am." Yi Feng curled his lips and said confidently, "From today on, there will be no rivals ahead of us!"

"No, you need to recover first!" Kushina took a breath and said with an expression that was trying hard to suppress her annoyance: "Why are you even missing your dead fish eyes now? Tell me what happened, where are you going now?"

"Uh, let's go to the glasses store." Yi Feng regained his lazy eyes and spread his hands, saying, "I feel like something is missing from my face, so I'm going to buy a pair of glasses."