Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

"Hey, wake up!"

In a daze, Yi Feng heard someone calling him. He opened his sleepy eyes and saw a translucent red head popping out from the foot of his bed and appearing before his eyes.

"Fuck!"

Yi Feng cried out in surprise and instantly came to his senses.

"Hahaha, your expression is so funny!" Kushina pushed away the hair covering her face and smiled brightly.

Yi Feng twitched his lips and said with a frown: "If you scare others, they will be scared to death, sister."

"You're right, but I'm not human." Kushina said, winking at him.

……

Yi Feng really couldn't refute this. He stood up helplessly and put on his coat. "Aren't you afraid of being seen like this?"

"What does it matter? You are the only one left in this room."

Kushina buried her body under the bed, still only showing her head, and said: "Your Nono teacher, Rina, and even Karin woke up earlier than you! Don't you think you should reflect on this?"

"Forget it. Salted fish are not capable of reflection." Yi Feng walked into the bathroom and began to wash up.

"Your sister Nan has already left. She even ran over to take a look at you before leaving." Kushina reminded.

"Uh, why didn't you call me at that time?" Yi Feng asked puzzledly, biting the toothbrush in his mouth.

"I think I've been staring at your bed for a long time, probably just to admire your sleeping posture." Kushina raised her eyebrows and said in a playful tone: "If I wake you up, wouldn't that ruin my happiness?"

"What weird things are you talking about again?" Yi Feng's voice came from the bathroom.

"Tsk tsk, young people are still too young."

Kushina recalled the tearful look that Xiaonan had given Yifeng when he was sleeping, and she couldn't help but smack her lips. "Your sister Nan is quite something, too. She doesn't care about the age difference at all, does she?"

"Ah?" Yi Feng was wiping his face with a towel and didn't hear clearly.

"You haven't told me what's going on with the magical girl Uchiha Madara!" Kushina skipped the topic directly, flew up and drilled into Yifeng's body.

The process of getting in would inevitably expose her body, but at this time both she and Yi Feng had become desensitized, and they would no longer blush easily like before.

"I advise you not to ask too many questions, as it will open the door to taboos." Yi Feng sighed.

He had seen that thing by chance, and it had left a deep impression on him! It was a spiritual pollution!

"How funny! Would I be afraid of this?" Kushina sneered confidently and said, "Come on, show me what's going on!"

As far as she was concerned, her current relationship with Yifeng was already taboo enough! How could it be more taboo than them in reality? Kushina didn't believe it!

Moreover, she already had a strong curiosity in her heart!

Magical girl Uchiha Madara, this name sounds so intriguing! Uchiha Madara is obviously a man, what the hell is a magical girl?

"Let me make it clear in advance. Don't blame me if you feel uncomfortable." Yi Feng reminded.

"Hurry up, don't waste time!" Kushina urged anxiously.

She now knows that Yifeng has the ability to transfer memories, but unfortunately she has not been able to experience it yet because Xiaonan got there first.

"Okay, prepare yourself mentally."

The prerequisite for memory transfer is that the other party needs to trust oneself, relax their mind, and then instill memory through physical contact.

Kushina is in the form of a soul, living in the soul-enriching bead in Yifeng's body in a symbiotic way. So there is no need to set any preconditions, it can be triggered immediately.

The stream of information poured into Kushina's sea of ​​consciousness, and the next moment she was stunned as if struck by lightning.

After a long while, his body began to tremble slightly, and he said with wide eyes: "What the hell is this!"

The explosive battle, the imprisoned magical girl Uchiha Madara and the evil doctor Senju Tobirama who is grinning! And the huge shadow that is waving his hands, Senju Hashirama who is known as the "strongest monster"...

Kushina felt like her eyes were going blind and she wished she could lose her memory right on the spot!

"I said it was the forbidden door." Yi Feng spread his hands and walked out of the room.

"Who can understand your taboo!" Kushina's mouth twitched wildly in the Soul Pearl, and she said angrily: "What do you watch every day? Even the old pervert Jiraiya would be paralyzed when he saw you!"

"I was young and ignorant." Yifeng defended himself.

"No, I can't be the only one blind!" Kushina suddenly said.

"what?"

"Publicize it and benefit the entire ninja world!"

"Hiss, ma'am, you are so vicious!"

Yifeng opened his mouth and took a deep breath.

At this moment, in the dark underground prison.

Zabuza, who was lying on the thatched straw, woke up slowly and shook his head.

"Lord Zabuza, you're finally awake!" A familiar voice sounded beside him.

"Bai?" Zabuza looked in the direction of the voice and saw a handsome young man with disheveled hair. "We're still alive?"

He had remembered everything that had happened before, and was just curious why he hadn't died yet.

"If you want to die, I can help you, Zabuza." A sinister voice came from the corner.

It was at this time that Zabuza discovered that not only he and Haku, but also Raiga, Zanghua and Maruyama were still alive.

The person who just spoke was Hei Chu Lei Ya.

Once ninjas from the same village, now cellmates.

Facing such a provocation, Zabuza certainly would not show weakness. He sneered and said, "You want to try?"

"You two should stop arguing and save your energy." Maruyama interrupted and whispered, "We are all prisoners now, so we are in the same boat."

"Hmph." Hei Chu Lei Ya snorted coldly, but did not refute.

"What's going on? Why can't I sense chakra?" Zabuza checked his own condition and frowned.

"You just realized it, how stupid!" Hei Chu Lei Ya sneered and said, "Since you plan to capture us, how could you not use means of suppression?"

"I've studied this before. This is a very advanced sealing spell." Maruyama sighed and said, "The usual methods of removing the spell have no effect at all."

"What are they going to do?" Zabuza asked in confusion.

"It's nothing, I just need your help with something." The outer door of the prison opened, and a young man with black hair and wearing a white robe appeared in front of everyone.

"It's you!" When Zabuza saw the young man in front of him again, a hint of panic flashed across his face.

This guy is so weird!

"Interesting, you want my help?" Hei Chu Lei Ya looked reckless and sneered, "Just you?"

"Yes, just me." Yi Feng was not angry, and looked at him with a smile on his face.

"I wonder what you need us to do, Excellency?" Maruyama was quite sensible.

"There is a barren mountain in the southern part of Wave Country. I need a few people to reclaim it within half a month." Yi Feng still kept smiling and looked around. "Is everything okay?"

"Reclaim, reclaim the barren hills?" Maruyama couldn't hold it in anymore, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Even he, who knows the current situation, is like this, let alone the two troublemakers Zabuza and Kurochu Raiga.

"What do you think I am, you bastard?"

"I'm not a farmer!"

"It seems like everyone is very resistant." Yi Feng smiled and said, "But unfortunately, this is mandatory. If you don't go, the consequences may be serious."

"Kill me if you dare!" Hei Chu Lei Ya narrowed his eyes.

"Unfortunately, I don't like fighting and killing."

Yi Feng looked at him and stretched out his right hand. A ray of silver light entwined around his fingertips, and he lightly tapped Hei Chu Lei Ya's chest. "We are good at winning people over with virtue!"

Conscience enlargement surgery!

Bang.

In an instant, Hei Chu Lei Ya's chest began to expand wildly like a blown-up balloon.

scoff.

The front of the coat was torn apart, revealing a large area of ​​white.

grunt.

Everyone present was stunned when they saw this scene, and felt a chill down their spine!

Conquer people with virtue?

Is this what you call winning people over with virtue? !

This is the devil!

now.

The devilish boy tilted his head and said with a smile: "How about it, everyone, are you convinced now?"