Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

"Oh my god, I saw Mr. Ban again!"

Sitting in front of the computer in the office, Kushina exclaimed: "I feel like he's haunting me now."

"See it again?" Mrs. Mikoto was stunned and asked, "Is the Pure Land so free?"

"What are you saying, Sister Mikoto? Is there still 996 in the Pure Land?" Yi Feng couldn't help laughing.

"Hey, that's not what I meant." Mrs. Mikoto coughed twice and said, "I mean that this Mr. Madara is quite leisurely. He has been playing this game for more than a month, and his rank is actually on par with Kushina, who is Iron 4!"

"Mikoto-chan, what do you mean?" Kushina's expression suddenly changed.

"No, I just said you guys worked really hard." Mrs. Mikoto smiled.

"Don't think I can't hear you!" Kushina's face was full of indignation, and she said angrily: "You are just mocking my weakness!"

"Hey, you actually found out?"

"Go to hell!"

"But come to think of it, I never thought that Mr. Madara didn't have any talent for games." Mrs. Mikoto held her chin with her hand and blinked, "Has he ever won a game so far?"

"The other team won once by AFK." Kushina spread her hands and said, "I was on his side that time."

"It's really hard for him." Mrs. Mikoto sighed speechlessly and said, "As a senior in the ninja world, he can only win in this way. But even if he wins the battle, it will be difficult for him to protect his parents, right?"

"Hahahaha, what you said is so true." Kushina couldn't help laughing out loud and said, "Anyway, every time it's my turn to be Madara-san, he'll be greeted with questions about his parents. Phew, it doesn't seem to matter this time."

Mrs. Mikoto glanced at the computer screen and saw someone typing on the public screen.

[Flying Top Lane (Four-Tails): What the hell are you doing, Uchiha Madara? Bro, have you graduated from elementary school? ]

[Desperate old man (the Third Hokage): Elementary school graduate? I doubt this bastard has ever been to elementary school. His father only gave birth to a placenta and came out to cheat people! ]

Phew, placenta?

Mrs. Mikoto couldn't hold it back this time. She covered her mouth and laughed, "These game players are really a bit..."

"You're just not good at talking." Kushina sighed and said, "This is how the game environment is now. It makes people gradually angry. The key is that Madara's operation is really unbearable to watch. He hit the jungler and the mid-lane soldier like crazy."

"Hey, Mr. Madara actually talked back?" Mrs. Mikoto said in surprise.

[I'm Not a Magical Girl (Uchiha Madara): Your father gave birth to a placenta? You're really amazing, calling yourself a brother to a placenta?]

[Desperate old man (the Third Hokage):? Damn it! ]

[I am not a magical girl (Uchiha Madara): I have never lived. 】

hiss.

Looking at the message sent by Uchiha Madara, Kushina showed a shocked expression on her face and said, "This is incredible. The old man has also begun to use Internet vocabulary proficiently! Wait, is there someone behind this pushing it?"

As they spoke, the two ladies looked at Yifeng with suspicion.

Usually, Mr. Ban would just keep his composure when being criticized, but this time he actually chose to strike back with a heavy punch. This is obviously very abnormal!

The possibility that Yi Feng was behind this transformation of a person was high.

"The term 'pushing hands' is a bit too much. I just gave him some pointers on laning techniques." Yi Feng shrugged.

"Lane skills?" Kushina raised her eyebrows and said speechlessly: "It's the public screen laning skills, you are really good!"

"But this is really not a good thing." Yi Feng stroked the red-haired lady's legs in white stockings and said in a low voice, "I'm worried about what kind of person Mr. Ban will be raised to be in the future."

"Hey, are you saying this with a clear conscience?" Kushina twitched her lips.

"What are you planning to do?" Mrs. Mikoto heard the subtext in his words.

"It's not a good thing for Uncle Ban to stay in the Pure Land like this all the time. It's time for him to come out and get some fresh air." Yi Feng picked up the communicator on the table and pressed the red button on it.

Pure land.

The sky is filled with shining soul lights, and each green spot of light is the soul of the dead in the ninja world.

Among them, only Uchiha Madara is an exception. He is a complete soul body that has been awakened. Not only that, he also wears a device on his head that can connect to the network of the Land of Waves.

From his perspective, he had transformed into Uchiha Madara in the "Valley of the End". It was not like the keyboard operation of others, he directly possessed the character in the game.

It stands to reason that this seems more convenient and easier to operate...

But unfortunately, Uchiha Madara himself is a poor game player. He has no game awareness and his operation is terrible. Because of this, he has become a loser for the past month.

Not only that, he often causes his parents to serve as mounts for his teammates.

Uchiha Madara couldn't stand it and wanted to break through this situation. So he found Yi Feng, hoping that he could think of a solution for him.

After several days, he finally learned the "public screen laning method" from Yifeng!

To be honest, it's really fun!

So far, no teammate who has been on the public screen with me has been able to last more than ten sentences!

Although he lost the game, he won the public screen battle! This made him happier than winning the game, and Uchiha Madara was even a little immersed in it.

[Desperate old man (the Third Hokage): You useless thing, I hope your whole family will die when you wake up tomorrow! ]

Ha ha.

Looking at the message box that popped up on the public screen, Uchiha Madara smiled calmly.

With this kind of strength, a little loser wants to break through his defense? What kind of strength does he have to dare to shout like that?

[I'm not a magical girl (Uchiha Madara): Hehe, for someone like you who doesn't even have a family...]

Before he uttered the word, Uchiha Madara suddenly felt a dark green fluorescent light all around him.

This is……

I realized that I had lost consciousness here, and when I opened my eyes I found myself in an unfamiliar environment.

"Damn it, who the hell used the Impure World Reincarnation!" Uchiha Madara was in a very bad mood at the moment. He didn't say the last sentence, as if countless ants were crawling on him. "Did you give birth to barbecued pork in the hospital? What made you so anxious?"

silence.

The whole area fell into an eerie silence.

"Madara, Madara-sama!" A familiar voice called out from the side, and Uchiha Madara looked in the direction of the voice. "Are you White Zetsu?"

"Lord Madara, I miss you so much!" White Zetsu lay on the ground with his hands around Uchiha Madara's thighs, crying.

"Get out of here!" Uchiha Madara kicked it away and said coldly: "Where's Black Zetsu? Let it roll over to see me!"

"Master Madara!" White Zetsu took a deep breath and said in a crying tone: "Black Zetsu has defected to the Land of Waves! He betrayed our organization!"

?

Uchiha Madara was stunned, his mouth slightly open. "Who did you surrender to?"