Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

"Where did this kid come from?"

Kurochu Raiga frowned as he looked at the boy in front of him, whose height was not even up to his waist. He turned his gaze to Zabuza and said in a low voice, "Is this also a tool you trained?"

"Shut up." Zabuza looked dissatisfied and said coldly: "I don't have so much free time to open a kindergarten."

"Wow, it looks like it's an enemy." Hei Chu Lei Ya said sinisterly.

As long as he identifies someone as an enemy, he doesn't care about their age or gender, he will just kill them.

"What are you doing here?" Xiao Nan stared at Yi Feng, frowning and asked, "Didn't I remind you not to get close to here?"

"I'm here to save you." Yi Feng's young body stood beside her.

"No need, leave now." Xiaonan said in a cold tone.

She wasn't worried about Yifeng's safety out of kindness, she was just sticking to principles.

Yifeng is her employer, and she should ensure the safety of her employer after accepting the commission. She can die, but the golden signboard of the Akatsuki organization cannot be destroyed.

"Big sister." Yi Feng sighed helplessly and said, "You are now flipping over like a sunfish, and you are still stubborn? Your mouth is the toughest part of your body, right?"

This was not just a description, the girl's body was indeed very soft. He had felt it when she was holding him and flying in front of him, it was as soft as a sponge.

"You..." Xiaonan was a little overwhelmed by the ridicule and spat out two mouthfuls of blood in anger.

"Don't get excited, your poison is quite powerful." Yi Feng looked at the blood that the other party vomited and turned black, and quickly squatted down and prepared to cut his wrist to let the blood out.

All his body fluids have now turned into "holy water of life" with super healing ability, but the liquid secreted from other parts of the body is obviously not suitable, so it is naturally best to let Xiaonan drink blood.

"Something's wrong." Kushina's voice suddenly sounded.

"What do you mean, there are enemies hiding in the dark nearby?" Yi Feng half-crouched, his perception always alert to the two Mist Hidden Ninja rebels opposite him, to prevent them from launching a sneak attack.

"No, it seems like the curse hasn't taken effect on you yet?" Kushina asked in confusion.

"When the damn curse strikes, can't you think of something positive?" Yi Feng's mouth twitched.

"Are you mean to me?"

"No, just complaining."

"Alas! After all, I'm just a poor woman who was killed by his disciples. I'm not as good as your elder sister Xiaonan!" Kushina pretended to wipe her tears in the Spirit Pearl.

"Are you jealous?" Yi Feng was speechless.

"But it's really strange." Kushina raised her eyebrows and said in a puzzled tone: "Your curse will pop up every time you meet a beautiful big sister, and there is no reason for you to let this Konan big sister go."

silence.

The atmosphere fell into an eerie silence at this moment.

After a long while without a response, Kushina asked curiously, "Why aren't you talking?"

"Madam, you were born in the year of the crow, right?" Yi Feng's lips trembled slightly, and his expression looked a little broken.

In front of him, a familiar golden interface unfolded.

【Choose.】

[1. Kiss-stealing assassin: While Xiaonan is unable to move, go up and take away her first kiss! ]

[2. This is the taste of love: Use magic to heal Black Hoe Leiya's injuries, I believe you will also receive love and gratitude! ]

[3. Kill her while she's sick: Backstab Xiaonan on the spot, letting her experience the dangers of the world before she dies! ]

What the hell...

The first option is ridiculous enough! The second and third options are even more ridiculous. Can't a dog system be a human being?

"The curse is coming?" Kushina was stunned and asked in surprise: "Is it really coming?"

"I really thank you for your good words, ma'am."

Yi Feng's face turned a little green, and he took a deep breath. He looked at Xiao Nan beside him and whispered, "I'm here to save you, don't get me wrong!"

Without waiting for Xiaonan to react, Yifeng attacked directly.

boo.

A soft sound.

Their cheeks were perfectly pressed together, and time seemed to stand still at this moment.

Xiaonan's dark golden pupils gradually widened, and his expression showed disbelief.

Was, was kissed?

I was actually kissed by a half-grown child? He said he was saving me, but this is how he saved me?

Xiaonan came to his senses and subconsciously prepared to push the boy in front of him away, but at this moment, he suddenly felt a wonderful sense of comfort spreading from his mouth to his whole body.

The vitality in the body that was destroyed by toxins is radiant again.

Not only that, she also felt as if every cell in her body was immersed in the warm ocean current. Her body began to tremble with pleasure, and her brain instinctively craved for more without much thought...

What are these two people doing?

Upon seeing this scene, Kuroko Raiga and Zabuza were stunned.

No, man!

Is this the kind of relationship you two have?

That woman is so shameless. At your age, you can be a mother, right?

And even if you are in this relationship, shouldn't you two be aware of the situation? This is a ninja duel of life and death, hey!

"Humph, you are so ignorant of your own life!"

Unlike Zabuza who was still in a daze, Kurochu Raiga reacted quickly. "Then you two should just stay here and be a pair of desperate mandarin ducks!"

He took out another bottle of poison from his arms and threw it directly at Yifeng and Xiaonan.

Snapped.

Yifeng didn't even look back, and casually grabbed the poison bottle in his hand. He gently pushed Xiaonan, who was still immersed in pleasure, away and stood up.

The skin that was tightly pressed together separated, and Xiaonan finally realized what she had just done. She lowered her head, and a blush covered her cheeks.

【Congratulations on obtaining the memory transmission technique. 】

Memory transmission?

Yi Feng was stunned, his expression surprised.

This is a good thing. It can convey the memory images in your mind to the person you want.

It was worth it for him to be a pervert!

and many more!

Could it be that I have become accustomed to doing perverted things?

Damn it, no!

Gnashing his teeth inwardly, Yi Feng stared at the poison bottle in front of him calmly and said calmly, "Is this your secret weapon? I wonder what's inside it?"

"Want to know?" Hei Chu Lei Ya's face had turned pale due to excessive blood loss, but he still sneered and said, "You can try it yourself. I don't mind."

"That's a good suggestion. You're a good person." Yi Feng didn't hesitate and unscrewed the bottle cap and took a deep breath. The purple smoke went straight into his nose and came out of his mouth.

?

This epic performance stunned everyone present, and they looked at Yi Feng as if he was a monster.

"I suddenly realized that I'm not a pharmacist and can't analyze it at all." Yi Feng threw the empty bottle aside and shrugged, "But the smell is not that pungent, it's quite fragrant."

"How is it possible that you are okay!" Hei Chu Lei Ya looked at the young man in front of him who was still flushed with joy, and he was almost doubting his life.

"Yeah, but unfortunately you'll be in trouble soon." Yi Feng took a stance and whispered, "Mr. Hei Chu Lei Ya, do you still remember the Eight Gates Ninjutsu?"

"W-what?!" Hei Chu Lei Ya's eyes widened and his body began to tremble unconsciously. "You guy, could it be that..."

Swish.

The young man in front of him rushed towards him like a stream of light, and Hei Chu Lei Ya instinctively raised his thunder knife to block it in front of his chest.

Click.

Yi Feng kicked him on the inside of his thigh without hesitation, and the powerful force directly broke Hei Chu Lei Ya's bones. He collapsed to the ground and shouted angrily: "This is not the Eight Gates of Dunjia at all!"

"Indeed, but I didn't say I would." Yi Feng blinked at him and turned his gaze to Zabuza, who had lost one arm. "Friend, do you still want to resist?"

Zabuza's forehead was covered in cold sweat.

He finally understood that the kid in front of him was no simple character!

Even if there were suspicions of fraud and sneak attack, the fact that Lei Ya was eliminated so easily was beyond his ability to resist in his current low health state.

not to mention……

The black-robed woman, who should have died of the poison by now, was now blocking his retreat on the right, and she didn't show any signs of being poisoned at all.

Not only was there no poisoning, but the skin even seemed to become whiter and more delicate.

It's outrageous!

At this point, that’s the only trick I can use!

Zabuza frowned and made a decision in his heart.