Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options
Chapter 134: Mouthwatering My Own Mother
Ten days later.
The ninja coalition is on the march.
The left army of 40,000 was led by Sarutobi Hiruzen, the right army of 30,000 was led by the Fourth Raikage and Chiyo, and the center army of 30,000 was led by Ōnoki.
The three armies marched along the grand avenue, advancing towards the Kingdom of Waves in a mighty manner.
The elite troops that had gone around behind only had about a hundred people. Led by Yagura, they boarded a warship and headed for the dock of Wave Country.
At this moment, the atmosphere in the left-wing army was solemn and murderous.
Uzuki Yugao was assigned to the fourth team here, and she was accompanied by her two good sisters, Mitarashi Anko and Yuhi Kurenai.
"There are so many people!" Hongdou is the kind of person who can't stand it. She came to Uzuki Yugao and sighed, "It's a pity that Hayate is not with us."
"Whether he is here or not doesn't affect anything." Mao Yue Xi Yan glanced at her.
"So cold?" Hongdou scratched the back of his head and sighed, "Even without Xiaolin Yifeng, you two childhood sweethearts can't get back together?"
"Hongdou, you should say less." Her best friend Xihihong pulled her sleeve.
Mentioning Xiao Lin Yifeng in front of the victim, isn't that just rubbing salt into his wounds?
"There is no emotional entanglement between Hayate and I." Mao Yue Xi Yan said calmly.
"Okay, let's talk about the current situation." Hongdou changed the subject helplessly, blinking her eyes and said: "How long do you think the Wave Country can last? I bet it can't last even a day!"
"I don't think it's that simple." Xi Ri Hong shook her head and analyzed with her chin in her hand: "Xiao Lin Yi Feng is not an ordinary enemy! Even if we have the advantage in numbers, it won't be easy to defeat him."
"I'm talking about the Land of Waves!" Hongdou grinned and said, "That guy Xiaolin Yifeng is an outsider! If he really wants to run away, I'm afraid no one in the ninja world can catch him!"
"He won't run away." Mao Yue Xi Yan suddenly spoke.
"Eh?"
"what?"
Yuhi Kurenai and Mitarashi Anko were both stunned.
"There's no way he can run away, even if facing a siege from the entire ninja world." Uzuki Yugao said with a firm look in her eyes.
Yuhi Kurenai and Anko looked at each other and felt that their good friend might be poisoned...
While the Allied Ninja Forces were marching intensively, the Land of Waves was immersed in a sea of joy!
Today is their special Harvest Festival holiday, plus the first computer game independently developed by the leader is now on the shelves, so the double happiness directly makes all the people in the country rejoice!
Everything about Wave Country is good, except that the daily entertainment life is not rich enough!
There is no red-light district here and gambling dens are not allowed. The residents' daily entertainment is to go home and stay with their wives.
The advent of computers has eased this demand somewhat, but not much.
What’s the point of chatting online with only a few thousand people? Everyone is familiar with each other and there is no novelty at all!
But the emergence of computer games has changed things. Everyone wants to try this new thing!
For example, Kushina.
At this time, he had already occupied Yifeng's desk and chose the hero he had long admired in the game - Tsunade.
"I remember Yifeng seemed to say this is a top lane hero?" Mrs. Misaka questioned as she watched her play.
"My top lane was robbed!" Kushina snorted coldly, frowning and said, "But it doesn't matter, I can still kill people in the bottom lane! I already understood the mechanism before the game was tested, this is a burst of kills!"
As soon as she finished speaking, the red-haired lady drew the first blood.
stunned.
Kushina stared at the dim computer screen, frozen in place.
"Killed by the enemy?" Mrs. Mikoto asked puzzledly.
"It was just an operational error. The guy who picked Nine-Tails is also an idiot!" Kushina was unconvinced and said, "If you can't protect people by playing AD, what's the point of playing it?"
"AD is used to protect people?" Mrs. Misaka raised her eyebrows and said, "I remember Yifeng seemed to say that AD is the output position."
"The Nine-Tails is a tailed beast, right? Tailed beasts can't protect people?"
"Why do tailed beasts protect people?"
"You don't understand this game, I'm not going to talk shit to you!"
As they were talking, the bottom lane was once again killed by the opponent's two-tailed cat.
"grass!"
Kushina was so angry that she wanted to smash the keyboard, and shouted angrily: "Little bastard, your hero design is unreasonable! How can a little cat like it kill Big Sister Tsunade and the Nine-Tails? Your combat power is not balanced at all! Shit, it got a quad kill! What the hell, the guy who played Uchiha Itachi in the top lane is an idiot, right?"
"Don't force the real ninja world into the game. It's just a cover." Yi Feng sighed and said helplessly: "You can't beat it. It can only be said that your understanding of the game needs to be improved."
"Are you saying I'm a wimp?" Kushina looked at him with empty eyes.
"No, I just think my sister needs to practice more." Yi Feng laughed awkwardly.
"Kushina, this Kyuubi seems to be mocking you." Mrs. Mikoto said.
Ok?
Kushina turned her gaze towards the computer screen, her expression froze.
[Aloha (Nine-Tails): Is Tsunade playing like you? What grade are you in elementary school, buddy? ]
Looking at the text sent by the other party, Kushina's chest swelled with anger.
How dare you!
This rookie, how dare he say such a thing?
[Nanako (Tsunade): What kind of dog are you to dare to bark like that? ]
[Aloha (Nine-tailed Fox): You are useless. I suggest you go to the Central Elementary School of Wave Country to study again.]
[Nanako (Tsunade): I think you are looking for death! ]
[Aloha (Nine-Tails): Are you anxious? You can't even play Tsunade. I suggest you donate your brain to Umbrella! Oh, maybe Umbrella won't want you either! You can only be sent to the recycling department, hahahahaha! ]
[Nanako (Tsunade): You bastard, if you dare, tell me your name! ]
[Aloha (Nine-Tails): I will not change my name, it is Uchiha Sasuke! ]
?
Mrs. Mikoto, who was watching the fun nearby, choked and coughed twice, saying, "It can't be Sasuke's. Sasuke can't say such a thing."
"I think I already know who it is!" Kushina breathed a sigh of relief.
[Nanako (Tsunade): Naruto, from today on you are an orphan. ]
[Aloha (Nine-Tail): Eh? What? Are you...?]
Naruto, sitting in front of the computer, stared with his eyes wide open, and suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
No, it can’t be!
It shouldn't be her! But this name, Nanako...
bang.
The fussy sound of the front door of his house was heard, and Naruto's hair stood on end.
"You're done, Naruto."
Jiu Lama, who had seen the whole process, squatted on his shoulder and gloated: "No one in heaven or on earth can save you now. It's so funny, you cursed your own mother! I'll make you smell bad!"
grunt.
Naruto swallowed and watched the terrifying figure outside the door gradually approaching.
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