Surprise! Mrs. Xie is setting up a fortune-telling stall on a tricycle again

Chapter 97 Your mother is really humorous, she gave birth to a funny chapter

#Jiang Xitong was beaten#

#Xie Yingdi said Jiang Xitong looks like a black sow#

#Rich people also pull hair when fighting#

Hot search terms have been updated one after another.

Jiang Xitong was on three consecutive searches, all of which were negative hot searches.

It is really a pleasure for those who see it and a joy for those who hear it.

After it became a hot topic at the banquet, someone sent the fighting women to the hospital.

Because the organizer was the Xie family, no one dared to find fault with the organizer. They all came to Xie Jiulang to apologize, saying that their daughter/granddaughter was not disciplined well, which was embarrassing and affected the banquet. One by one, the capitalists in suits and leather shoes lined up and knelt in front of Xie Jiulang to apologize.

Xie Jiujian said nothing and drank his tea calmly.

In front of him stood a group of old guys who were older than him, all with pale faces, waiting for him to speak.

……

When Xie Rongan was interviewed by reporters, his acting skills came out and he said with a bewildered look on his face: "I don't know either. I heard someone screaming, and when I came over, I saw this group of people fighting each other. You hit me, I hit you, it was so chaotic that I couldn't see clearly who was there. Now they have been sent to the hospital, the doctors will take good care of them, I hope they are safe."

After this video was posted online, it caused quite a stir.

[When it comes to being weird, you have to be the best, thank you, actor. 】

[Hahahaha, I am dying of laughter. Thank you, actor. I didn’t expect you are such a funny person.]

【“I don’t know either.” “They just started fighting.” “I hope they are safe.” You are actually gloating over other people’s misfortunes, right? Laughing at me. 】

[Is that pig-head Jiang Xitong? I think I can tell that she is wearing a lavender fairy dress. The studio has sent out highly photoshopped photos in advance.]

[Yes, it was Jiang Xitong, who was beaten the worst.]

[Why was Jiang Xitong beaten? Wasn't she always popular in the circle? ]

[I heard that it was because she called other girls ugly in public, which aroused public anger.]

【Ah, this is hard to comment. 】

[This is all slander. We, the beautiful angels, would never call others ugly to their faces.]

[Except for Tongtong, all the other women are ugly? Why don't you tell the truth? ]

[How dare you talk like that? ]

[Your mother is really humorous. She gave birth to a joke.]

[People from the Animal Protection Association are looking for you everywhere, saying they want to protect you. I just now know the reason. It turns out that you are a weird species.]

【Look in the mirror first to see what you look like before you judge others’ looks. 】

【Hahahaha good sister, if you can talk, please say more. 】

[This little mouth is as cute as it is poisonous. Lend it to me for two days. I will return it to you after I scold the stupid boss. ]

……

Jiang Xitong was lying on a hospital bed, with only superficial injuries. The women had beaten her with just the right amount of force, leaving her face disfigured but without damaging her brain.

She just arrived at the hospital and was able to move after her wounds were treated.

The agent sat next to the bed and sighed a lot when he looked at Jiang Xitong's pig-headed face.

She was mentally counting how many endorsements would fail in the next few months and how much money she would lose.

Ever since Jiang Cha came back to life last time, her artist Jiang Xitong has been injured constantly. I don’t know if it’s a change of fortune.

In the past, Jiang Cha was always unlucky, while her artists took advantage of the situation.

Now it's completely the other way around.

With such a swollen face, even if the brain is not injured, it will take time to recover completely. The recording of the second episode of "Who is the Brave" is about to begin. Are you going to miss it?

After the show was aired last time, the response was extremely good.

Although Jiang Xitong's material is mostly black and red, such as the one where she imitated a gorilla and beat her chest and shouted at the camera, "I am the princess of the forest."

It was spread all over the Internet.

At first, it was all black waves, but in the end it turned into a trend. Many short video bloggers followed suit and recorded the same video. After it was pushed so many times, this punishment incident, which could have been regarded as a black history, turned into a hot topic on the Internet.

It even became a catchphrase among many primary, secondary and university students. When they met, they would beat their chests and then shout to each other: "I am the Forest Princess."

The derived sentences are, "I am the little prince of the forest." "I am the little elf of the forest." and so on.

The company took the opportunity to bribe marketing accounts, and after a few waves of hype, this black material was completely turned into a hot Internet meme and even became popular across the country.

As a result, Jiang Xitong gained five to six million fans.

Therefore, Xitong had better participate in the next recording of "Who is the Brave?"

What should I do with my face that is swollen like a pig? Can the swelling go down in the short term?

Fortunately, the nose was done by the most famous doctor in Country H, and it was not damaged even after being beaten so badly. Otherwise, it would have taken several months just to repair this face, and the loss would have been even greater.

Liu Yuerong felt extremely painful when she thought that the money she could have earned was going to be lost.

The last time she took the bus, she took out two one-yuan coins from her pocket while waiting for the bus. As a result, when she was getting on the bus, she was squeezed by someone and the coins fell into the stinky ditch through the gap in the gutter.

She was sad for three days before she recovered.

e=(′o`*)))Alas

Liu Yuerong had just finished sighing when Jiang Xitong woke up with an IV drip in her hand. She sat up abruptly, "Where are those bitches who beat me? Have they been sent to jail? Before they are sent in, have someone put them in sacks and beat them up in the face. Damn, a bunch of bitches, I don't know what's wrong with them, but suddenly they seemed to hear what I was thinking, saying that I called them ugly, and then they started to attack me in a group. If they weren't so many, I would have slapped them one by one and threw them into the swimming pool to drink the bath water."

Liu Yuerong looked at Jiang Xitong with a complicated expression and said, "Did you say it accidentally? How can people hear what others are thinking? Can you know what I am thinking now?"

Jiang Xitong rolled her eyes at her and said, "Aren't you just wondering how much money you're going to lose next?"

Liu Yuerong's eyes widened in shock. "Fuck, did you really hear that? Did you suddenly get a system? And can you hear other people's voices? Then aren't you the protagonist? Where's your protagonist halo? Can it allow you to successfully participate in the second episode of "Who is the Brave?"

Jiang Xitong looked at his agent speechlessly and said, "What are you talking about? Where did this system come from? You can talk about losing two dollars for three days, like you've lost your soul. Now that you've made so much less money, what else can you think about except calculating the money you're going to lose? And the last two times I got hurt, you were also calculating the money you lost."

Liu Yuerong touched her head. "Yes, that's right. Oh, I don't feel bad. Forgetting it makes me feel worse. Are you feeling better now? Do you want to call a doctor?"

Jiang Xitong was so angry now, but she felt uncomfortable when she made any facial expressions. She could only try to calm herself down, but she couldn't help cursing.

Verbal output of anger.

"I will kill those bitches sooner or later."

Dare to offend her? She is God's favorite with koi luck.

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