Surprise! Mrs. Xie is setting up a fortune-telling stall on a tricycle again

Chapter 7 Is that uncle pooping on the side of the road?

"Master Jiu, I'm here to take back my daughter Jiang Cha. Is she still inside your house?" Jiang Zhengguo tried to smile, his round face so full of smiles that his eyes couldn't be seen.

Xie Jiulang looked at him coldly, "Does the word 'human trafficker' have its mark on my face?"

Jiang Zhengguo quickly shook his head, "No, no, how could it be."

"If your daughter is missing, why did you come to me?" Xie Jiuyan knocked on the armrest of the wheelchair.

The bodyguards immediately walked out with loud footsteps, standing on both sides of him, all with their hands behind their backs, looking at Jiang Zhengguo in an extremely oppressive manner.

Jiang Zhengguo saw that one of the bodyguards had a gun on his waist. He swallowed and his hands began to shake uncontrollably.

The rumor that Xie Jiujian was bloodthirsty has been around for a long time. It was said that he once cut his competitors into pieces and took them home to feed the dogs.

Because they are often fed human flesh, the two dogs and three cats in the house are as fat and round as gas tanks.

He didn't dare to offend Xie Jiujian for fear of being fed to dogs. He was afraid of dogs.

Jiang Zhengguo shrank his neck and his legs felt a little weak.

But the old man insisted that he take the ginger tea back, otherwise Xitong might be in danger.

When Jiang Zhengguo thought of his precious daughter, he hated Jiang Cha even more. She was clearly dead, so how could she suddenly come back to life?

Now she is hiding in the Xie family and is under the protection of Xie Jiulang. No one knows when Jiang Cha met Xie Jiulang, and no one knows why Xie Jiulang wants to protect her.

Jiang Zhengguo racked his brains but couldn't figure out the reason.

But he had to bring the ginger tea back for Xitong.

"Someone saw her get into Jiu Ye's car and follow him back to Xiyuan." Jiang Zhengguo said stiffly.

"Someone?" Xie Jiuyan laughed, then asked the assistant and bodyguard beside him, "Did you see it?"

The bodyguard said in a loud and clear voice, "I didn't see it."

Xie Jiuyan smiled coldly, "Look, they said they didn't see it."

Jiang Zhengguo saw the bodyguard reaching for the gun at his waist out of the corner of his eye and ran away in fright.

He ran two hundred meters at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, squatted behind a tree trunk, and began to call Old Man Jiang, telling him the whole story.

"Did he really say that?" Old Master Jiang was so angry that he kept hitting the ground with his cane, and the tiles were almost cracked.

"What should we do? Dad, if Xie Jiujian doesn't hand over the person, we can't bring the ginger tea home." Jiang Zhengguo squatted on the ground with cold sweat on his forehead. He took out a few tissues from his pocket and wiped the sweat off his face.

At this time, a mother passed by holding the hand of a four-year-old boy. The boy pointed at Jiang Zhengguo and said in a clear and loud voice, "Mom, is that uncle pooping on the side of the road?"

Jiang Zhengguo turned his head and happened to meet the mother's eyes, and was met with strong condemnation in the other's eyes.

Jiang Zhengguo was just about to explain that he didn't poop on the side of the road, but then the mother picked up the child and ran away quickly, as fast as she could while avoiding a madman.

Jiang Zhengguo's face turned red.

He really didn't poop on the side of the road.

"Dad, I didn't poop on the side of the road." Jiang Zhengguo couldn't help but explain to the phone.

Mr. Jiang: “Are you crazy?”

Jiang Zhengguo blushed: "What should we do now? If Jiang Cha doesn't come out, I can't take her away from Xie Jiuyan."

Mr. Jiang: "When did she meet Xie Jiulang? Why was Xie Jiulang willing to protect her?"

Jiang Zhengguo: "I don't know either. She wouldn't really die and come back as a ghost, right? Aren't female ghosts said to seduce people?"

Jiang Zhengguo was so frightened by his own imagination that he broke out in a cold sweat, "Dad, I want to go home."

Old Master Jiang said angrily, "Are you stupid? Her fake death has been reported in the official news. Can't you contact the police? Xie Jiulang doesn't give face to our family, but he can't even give face to the police, right?"

Half an hour later.

Several people in police uniforms came to Xie's house and rang the doorbell.

Jiang Zhengguo hid in the distance and watched, and was covered with red mosquito bites. He kept slapping the mosquitoes.

The assistant came out and welcomed the police in.

Ten minutes later, the police came out, talking and laughing.

Jiang Zhengguo stretched his neck to wait, but did not see Jiang Cha.

Is it really not in there?

Just as Jiang Zhengguo was thinking about it, he looked up and saw Jiang Cha's figure through the large floor-to-ceiling glass window on the second floor.

what happened?

Jiang Cha also waved towards Jiang Zhengguo's position.

Jiang Zhengguo was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

Jiang Cha watched through the glass window for a while, then wrote a talisman and handed it to one of the bodyguards, "Brother, please put this talisman on that person later."

She pointed to where Jiang Zhengguo was hiding.

The bodyguard took the talisman and said, "I understand."

Jiang Zhengguo decided to take a risk, otherwise he would not be able to explain to Old Master Jiang when he returned.

Jiang Zhengguo sneakily ran to the side of the fence and pulled the grass next to the dog hole. Before starting, he used the dust on the ground to smear his face dirty, then took a photo of him and the dog hole and sent it to Grandpa Jiang to take credit.

[Dad, I'll go in from here. For Xitong, I will definitely bring ginger tea home today.]

After doing the gesture of asking for credit, Jiang Zhengguo started to drill in, but halfway through, his butt got stuck.

The bodyguard took the talisman paper given by Jiang Cha and approached nimbly from behind. After thinking for a moment, he calmly stuffed the talisman paper into Jiang Zhengguo's back pocket.

Just stuffed it in——

"Puff." Jiang Zhengguo let out a loud fart.

The bodyguard's eyes rolled back and he fainted.

The people on the second floor watched helplessly as the bodyguard was knocked unconscious by Jiang Zhengguo's fart, and their expressions were all heartbroken.

Xie Rongsheng: "This fart stinks, so pitiful."

Assistant: “Is this considered a work-related injury?”

Jiang Cha performed a moment of silence.

Xie Jiuyan said calmly, "Go and carry the person back. It will be considered a work injury and there will be accident compensation."

Jiang Cha glanced at Xie Jiujian and thought that this capitalist still had some conscience.

Xie Jiulang noticed her gaze and looked at her, "What did you ask the bodyguard to put in there?"

"A talisman to attract bees." Jiang Cha said with a smile.

"Attract bees?"

"You'll know in a moment." Jiang Cha crossed his arms, pretending to be mysterious.

Jiang Zhengguo tried hard to crawl inside, but from sitting in the office for too long, his butt and belly were big, so he was stuck at the entrance and couldn't get in for a long time.

He tried hard but still couldn't get in, and began to think of giving up and retreating. At this moment, a buzzing sound came from behind him.

Jiang Zhengguo couldn't see what it was.

But Jiang Cha and Xie Jiujian could see clearly from their positions that a large group of bees flew over from the woods behind and headed straight for Jiang Zhengguo's big butt.

The assistant and Xie Rongsheng also leaned on the window to watch, and the two of them lay on the glass window like two frogs.

"Buzz buzz buzz." The bees collectively attacked Jiang Zhengguo's big butt.

"Ahhhhh——" Jiang Zhengguo let out a shrill scream, and his desire to survive made him rush through.

He ran around in the yard in panic, making miserable noises.

Assistant: "Snake in the pit..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Jiang Zhengguo miss a step and fall into the snake pit.

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