Surprise! Mrs. Xie is setting up a fortune-telling stall on a tricycle again
Chapter 252 Don’t worry, there is a cooling-off period for divorce
When Jiang Cha came back, Xiao Hei immediately jumped on her with a wronged look on his face, rubbing his cool head against her cheek, with a look of grievance on his face.
“Hiss~” Is Xiao Hei scary?
He tried to lift his waist to reveal the colorful bow tied on his body.
Jiang Cha reached out and touched Xiao Hei's head, "Baby, you are the cutest."
After being praised, Xiao Hei contentedly got off Jiang Cha, slid to the sofa, and lay on Xie Qihai's chest.
Only then did Jiang Cha notice Xie Qihai lying unconscious on the sofa.
As soon as Xie Qihai opened his eyes, he met the staring eyes of a snake and almost fainted again.
But before he was about to faint, Xiao Hei leaped forward, pounced on Xie Qihai, and bit his shoulder hard.
Xie Jiutang, who is often bitten, said: "..."
Manager Lin, who often watched people getting bitten, said: “…” Another person who should be sent to Africa appeared.
Xie Qihai was horrified to see that his arm was turning darker and darker, and then darker and brighter.
"Ah, ah, ah——" He screamed in fear at his arm, and then found that his arm was not only black, but also couldn't move.
Xie Qihai looked up at Jiang Cha with a look of horror, pleading for help, "Master Jiang, since we are a family from now on, please save me."
Xie Jiutang, who had originally planned to find someone to throw Xie Qihai out, felt a little happier.
Xie Qihai finally said something pleasing to the ear.
Xie Jiutang said kindly: "Don't worry, you won't die. Xiao Hei is just exorcising the evil spirit for you. You will recover in half a day."
He has the most experience in this matter.
Xie Qihai still had a look of fear on his face. The darkness was spreading quickly and had now reached his neck. Even when he was talking, his chin was completely black.
"But I have to go see Xiaoxue soon. I can't go with such a face, right? Xiaoxue looks at faces. What if she finds out that I've become ugly and directly takes me to the Civil Affairs Bureau for a divorce?" Xie Qihai was about to cry.
Steward Lin pushed his glasses calmly and said, "Don't worry, there is a cool-off period for divorces."
Xie Qihai: “…”
Xie Qihai's shoulder was only numb for a while, and he was able to move it after half an hour.
At this time, his whole body was completely black.
But it can move.
After Jiang Cha and the others finished their breakfast, the three of them and the snake all looked towards the living room.
Xie Qihai just struggled to sit up from the sofa and cautiously and tentatively moved his shoulders.
He stood up and looked at himself in the reflection of the metal on the wall, "Ah——"
Ginger Tea snapped his fingers.
Xie Qihai was silenced.
He shouted for a long time and found that he had just opened his mouth.
Then he misunderstood that he had become mute and could not speak, so he turned around, rushed to Jiang Cha, knelt on his knees, and cried with tears and snot, "Master, please, save me."
Suddenly hearing his own voice again, Xie Qihai pinched his neck.
"What's wrong with me?"
Xie Qihai's entire body had turned black at this moment.
Except for the whites of his eyes, even his fingernails were completely black.
It made the white shirt he was wearing look even whiter.
Xiao Hei looked at his work with pride.
He even came close to Xie Qihai and asked Jiang Cha to take a photo with him, and he was very satisfied.
When taking pictures, Xiao Hei even tied his tail into the shape of a heart and looked quite happy.
"Hi~"
Black is the most beautiful.
Check in!
Xie Qihai's face was too dark to make out his expression clearly. He just kept sighing and begging Jiang Cha to think of a way to help him.
"I'm going on a date soon. If Xiaoxue sees me like this, she will definitely divorce me."
Jiang Cha walked to the living room, picked up the Buddhist beads, handed them to Xie Qihai, and said, "You wear them."
Xie Qihai took the beads with both hands reverently, put them on impatiently, and said, "Is it really okay to just wear the beads?"
Because of various things recently, he has become less confident in himself.
Every day he dreamed that Xiaoxue dragged him to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a divorce, and for some reason he couldn't control himself, so he followed her numbly, and then signed his name to agree to the divorce.
When he got the divorce certificate in his hand and saw Xiaoxue snuggling in the arms of his first love with a beautiful smile, he woke up crying.
When I woke up and realized it was just a dream, I felt relieved but at the same time I couldn't stop feeling sad.
He didn't know why he and Xiaoxue had come to this point.
Obviously...
He obviously really loves her.
Jiang Cha: "Just wrap yourself up tightly and don't scare passers-by."
Xie Qihai finally went to the appointment.
He wrapped himself up very tightly, even wearing gloves, so that almost no skin was exposed.
He also wore big sunglasses.
Xie Qihai drove out like a thief.
He arrived at the meeting place half an hour early and then sneaked around to avoid passers-by.
A child passed by, holding his mother's hand. When passing by Xie Qihai, he suddenly stopped, pointed at Xie Qihai with his little hand, and said, "Mom, look, there is a strange adult here."
Xie Qihai looked over when he heard the voice.
In fact, through the sunglasses, others can't see his eyes clearly.
But because he wrapped himself up too tightly, dressed too strangely, and kept his hands in his pockets, the mother with the child was frightened. She picked up the child and rushed to the security guard at the entrance of the mall. She pointed at Xie Qihai and said nervously: "There is a strange person over there. He may have a weapon in his pocket."
A few minutes later, Xie Qihai was blocked in the corner by the security guard with a stainless steel fork, unable to move.
There was a security guard next to him holding a wolf repellent device, looking at him vigilantly.
Xie Qihai raised his hands and explained: "I'm not a strange person. I came here to wait for my wife."
The security guard didn't let go of his thoughts and stared at him and said, "Someone reported you for carrying threatening items. Take them out."
Xie Qihai: "No, that's a gift I prepared for my wife."
He raised his hands and the fork fell under his armpits, making it impossible for him to reach in and take it out to prove himself.
Xie Qihai said helplessly: "Can you let it go for a moment? I'll take it out and show you."
The security guard was about to loosen his grip a little when his colleague next to him said, "No, what if you have a knife or a homemade gun?"
Xie Qihai was like a dumb person eating bitter herbs, unable to express his pain.
He thought for a moment and said, "Then ask your colleagues to come up and feel it. It's in my arms. You can take it out and see for yourself."
Another security guard stepped forward, carefully and slowly opened Xie Qihai's coat, and reached in to take something.
Then he accidentally ripped open the buttons on Xie Qihai's clothes.
The button was broken.
It hit the ground and bounced a few times before rolling several meters away.
The security guard saw Xie Qihai's skin and exclaimed, "Damn, he's a black man!"
Xie Qihai: ???
You are a nigger, your whole family is nigger!
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