Surprise! Mrs. Xie is setting up a fortune-telling stall on a tricycle again
Chapter 233: Eating Watermelon in the Underworld
Lin Yizi never thought that one day he would be stuffed into a bicycle basket.
The basket was so small that his butt couldn’t even fit in, so he could only sit on it.
But he actually sat firmly.
He was bigger than the car, yet he was lifted up steadily in a basket.
This abnormal situation made Lin Yizi's hair stand on end.
Lin Yizi looked back at Jiang Cha and said with a sad face, "I finally feel like a ghost now. Such a small basket can bear my weight. Others weigh three pounds with the box, but I don't even weigh three ounces, right?"
Jiang Cha: "Sit tight, or you'll be thrown off."
Lin Yizi looked down at the shared electric bike under his buttocks, sneered, and said: "Although I was born with a golden key, I have seen the world and ridden a shared electric bike. The speed of this bike is definitely not more than 25 kilometers per hour."
As soon as he finished speaking, the car accelerated.
The scenery on both sides kept receding.
Lin Yizi grabbed the basket tightly to prevent himself from being blown away by the strong wind.
The car was going so fast that he could hardly see what was around him.
"Fuck, that's too fast. Slow down, slow down. You're speeding!" Lin Yizi had never driven such a fast speed even in a sports car.
But today, he experienced it on a shared electric car.
The wheels of this little yellow car are really amazing. Even with such high-speed friction, there was no tire blowout. It seems like it's worth investing some money in.
"Can you slow down? This is the underworld. Are you going to get caught if you keep running around here? What if you accidentally run into a ghost?"
Lin Yizi's voice had just fallen.
"Bang!" The crow's mouth came true.
Jiang Cha's car hit a ghost messenger who had just returned from a business trip. He looked young, but he had a strong sense of office.
The dark circles under his eyes are comparable to those of our national treasure, the giant panda.
The whole person's aura is depressed.
After he was hit, he collapsed to the ground, blocking Jiang Cha's car and couldn't get up.
He was rolling on the ground holding his legs and screaming.
Lin Yizi flew out and fell in a dog-crawling position. As soon as he got up, he saw the place of death.
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"Is this a scam? Is this popular in the underworld?" Lin Yizi said in shock.
Jiang Cha: "Ghosts were once human beings. They used to scam people when they were alive. Now that they are dead, they haven't forgotten all their skills. Isn't that normal?"
Lin Yizhi: 6.
"Then what should I do? Just pay him money? I have a lot of money, but how should I give it to him?" Lin Yizi really thought seriously about how to give the other party the money.
Ginger tea contacted Black Five.
I briefly talked about what happened here.
Heiwu told her not to pay attention to the other party for the time being and he would come right over.
Jiang Cha glanced at the time.
Lin Yizi also stood up from the ground, walked to Jiang Cha, and said, "Your driving skills are imitating others' speeding. Look, now you hit someone, no, you hit a ghost."
Jiang Cha ignored Lin Yizi.
It's nine o'clock now.
She had to take Lin Yizi back to the hotel before twelve o'clock. If it was after twelve o'clock, Lin Yizi would really die.
The ghost who was trying to scam people was still holding his legs and wailing, "My legs, my legs."
Heiwu arrived quickly, bringing Bai Wushuang with him.
Heiwu should know the ghost catcher, so he pulled him aside and started chatting with him.
Bai Wushuang stood in front of Jiang Cha, lowered his head and looked at the shared electric bike lying on the ground, but the wheels were still turning rapidly. His tangled expression seemed to want to figure out how Jiang Cha rode this ordinary little yellow bike to the underworld.
The speed of the wheel's rotation exceeded the load that its tiny body could bear, but it did not break.
After a while, Bai Wushuang saw a piece of talisman paper that Jiang Cha had stuck on the hood of the car.
He moved closer to take a closer look.
Jiang Cha spoke up to stop him, "Don't touch it, you will get burned."
Upon hearing this, Bai Wushuang quickly touched the talisman paper.
"Zila" sound.
There was a burn on his hand.
Jiang Cha: "... Did you touch it on purpose even though you knew it would burn you?"
Bai Wushuang raised his burned hand, took a look, and said expressionlessly, "Your talisman paper is very powerful."
This was the first time Jiang Cha heard Bai Wushuang speak, and his voice was quite nice.
Jiang Cha looked at his scorched fingers, then at the rest of his skin, which was so black it was hard to tell the color. It looked even darker than the last time he saw it.
It's also very shiny and black.
But even in such darkness, when you can see Bai Wushuang's appearance clearly from a close distance, you can tell that this person has excellent facial features.
Black Pearl handsome beauty.
There were some playful sounds coming from not far away.
Jiang Cha looked over in the direction of the sound and saw a group of people passing by with many paper boxes in their arms.
There were a few words written on those paper boxes: Express Delivery from the Underworld.
Jiang Cha stared at it curiously for a while.
Bai Wushuang suddenly explained: "That's the Underworld Express. The things burned by relatives and friends in the human world will be delivered through the Underworld Express. It has the same properties as the express delivery stations in the human world."
While the two were chatting, two young ghosts on the road ahead opened the express box.
One of them curiously leaned over to see what was inside his box.
After seeing a photo, he quickly reached out and picked it up, "Isn't this a photo of Jiang Aiyou? Did your friend burn it for you? Are you a fan of Jiang Aiyou?"
Both of them were around 20 years old. One died of illness and the other died in a car accident.
The two did not know each other during their lifetime, but after their death they happened to be arranged to live in the same community and on the same floor, and thus became good friends.
"Don't dirty my goddess with your dirty hands."
"Did you know that your goddess is married?" After the other ghost returned the photo to him, he couldn't help but ask when he saw him carefully wipe the photo.
"I know, she married her sweetheart, how great is that? I'm not that kind of brainless fan, I'm a true fan, as long as she is happy, I'll be happy." said the male ghost.
The other male ghost seemed to be hesitant to speak, and said, "Actually, I know a piece of gossip about your goddess. It was accidentally discovered when I died. Your goddess herself may not even know about this."
The male ghost stopped and turned to look at him, "Really? What is it?"
Male B ghost: "Do you really want to know? But after knowing the answer, you may be unhappy. Do you still want to know?"
Male A ghost: "Since you knew I would be unhappy, why did you mention it to me again? You mentioned it but didn't finish it. Do you think I would be happy this way? I won't be able to eat the whole melon, and I won't even be able to sleep at night."
Male B ghost: "I'm sorry, I didn't think it through. It's actually about Jiang Aiyou's husband Hu Dawei. That man cheated on me."
Male A ghost: "Impossible, Hu Dawei pursued me for ten years and protected me for fifteen years before he finally got her. He swore a solemn oath in our fan group that he would treat Ai Jie well for the rest of his life..."
Male B ghost: "It's true. I lived in the same neighborhood as them. After I died, on the day of my return home seven days later, I saw with my own eyes that Hu Dawei slept with Jiang Aiyou's manager."
Jiang Cha was so focused on eating the melon that Hei Wu called her three times before she reacted.
"God Jiang, you can leave now."
Heiwu was very excited that he could finally help a little and do his bit for God Jiang.
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