Surprise! Mrs. Xie is setting up a fortune-telling stall on a tricycle again
Chapter 20 Kneel down and apologize to your tea father
They walked forward another ten meters.
A stream about four or five meters wide appeared in front of Jiang Cha and the other two.
The stream water is clean and clear, you can see the bottom and there are big fat fish swimming around.
[Those who just said Jiang Cha would be slapped in the face, please kneel down and apologize to your tea daddy. ]
[Ginger tea is just luck, a blind cat catching a dead mouse, and it succeeded by chance. 】
[Which manhole cover was not closed properly, allowing you to crawl out again? 】
[Is it difficult to admit that others are good? 】
[It’s so funny, someone made a comparison video of Jiang Xitong and Jiang Cha. In the first second, Jiang Xitong found a small puddle, and in the next second, Jiang Cha and the others came to the stream.]
【Hahahaha what a tragic contrast.】
Ji Mu held a treasure chest with the program team's logo printed on it and looked at the flowing water in front of him excitedly.
"Great, there's finally water."
Ji Mu put down the treasure chest, ran to the shore excitedly, and lay down to drink the water directly.
Jiang Cha stopped him, "Wait a minute, the water needs to be boiled before drinking."
Ji Mu stood up and licked his lips that were dry and peeling, but the excitement in his eyes did not die out. He looked at Jiang Cha excitedly and said, "Sister Cha, how did you know there was water here? It's exactly one thousand meters away. You are amazing."
Jiang Cha said casually: “I calculated it.”
[Jiang Cha is pretending to be a charlatan again, won’t the director team stop him? ]
[Maybe it was really calculated? The distance was even accurate. ]
[If you believe she can calculate this, you might as well believe that I am Qin Shi Huang. Send me 5000 yuan to help me restore my country and destroy English.]
Xie Rongan also put down the treasure chest in his arms and placed it next to Ji Mu's treasure chest. He found a large flat stone to sit on and wiped the sweat from his forehead. "Why don't we open the box first? See if there are any tools for boiling water or making fire."
Jiang Cha took out the military knife from her backpack. She knew what was in the box, but she didn't say.
The military knife was flying in Jiang Cha's hand, looking cool and awesome.
Xie Rongan's eyes widened. This was Uncle Jiu's military knife, the only one in the world. It had accompanied Uncle Jiu through life and death for many years. It was Uncle Jiu's treasure. Normally, the younger generations like them were not allowed to touch it.
Now let my future aunt play with it.
Xie Rongan thought that Jiang Cha, with his thin arms and legs, must have grown up in the city and had no knowledge of wilderness survival skills. He might have never been to the deep mountains or forests, and he might not even know how to use a knife. He was just using it for show.
As a result, the next moment, he watched the military knife in Jiang Cha's hand cut through the air and flew out sharply, cutting off several thumb-thick branches from high above while spinning. The knife seemed to have eyes, and flew back to Jiang Cha's hand after cutting.
Xie Rongan: (wДw)
【Σ(⊙▽⊙“a】
【what? 】
【Depend on.】
【What? 】
【. . . . . 】
【a?】
【o?】
[I rubbed my eyes, and then I rubbed my eyes again. I slapped myself twice. OK, it was confirmed. It was not a dream.]
[Did Jiang Cha's move just now have any special effect? ]
【Brother, this is live broadcast.】
[Can today's crappy special effects be as smooth as the one just now? ]
Ji Mu's eyes were filled with admiration, and she was full of stars. "Sister Cha is so amazing."
Jiang Cha calmly picked up the fallen branch, cut off the leaves and extra branches, and sharpened one end skillfully, smoothly and quickly, cutting out four neat branches.
Xie Rongan still didn't understand what she wanted to do, and asked in confusion: "Why are you doing this?"
Jiang Cha did not answer him. Instead, he came to the stream with a sharpened branch, then nimbly moved over the rocks in the river, and finally stopped in the middle, near the deep water.
Xie Rongan: "You don't want to catch fish with this, do you? You can't catch it. I tried it before when I was acting. The production crew released a half-dead fish that could hardly swim in the water. I couldn't poke it in, and I'm healthy all the year round..."
Before Xie Rongan finished speaking, the branches in Jiang Cha's hands flew out in unison, and the tips of the branches dived into the water with a whoosh.
Then, several fat fish floated up with branches stuck in their bodies, their eyes wide open, and their eyes still open.
Xie Rongan: People do things?
Ji Mu clapped his hands vigorously and said excitedly: "Sister Cha is amazing, she caught so many fish."
He jumped over with his short legs, took the two fish stuck on the branch from Jiang Cha's hand, and jumped back.
Jiang Cha returned to the shore and threw the fish in front of Xie Rongan, "You kill the fish."
Xie Rongan looked up and asked, "How do you know I can kill fish?"
Jiang Cha: "Didn't you play a fish vendor?"
Although Xie Rong'an is usually nonchalant and seems amorous and unreliable, he is actually very dedicated when acting.
In order to better shape the characters, he would dig deep into the background of each character, write a biography of the character, and imitate the character to write a diary, speak, and do things, until he becomes the other person.
As a result, he created many classic characters.
He was crowned Best Actor at the age of 18, and won the Grand Slam a few years later.
Xie Rongan suddenly said enthusiastically: "Since you want me to kill the fish, you have to give me a knife, right? Lend me the military knife in your pocket."
Jiang Cha threw the knife to him.
Xie Rongan finally got the military knife he had been longing for for years. He was so excited that his eyes lit up. He touched the knife all over like a pervert, up and down, left and right, front and back.
"Good knife, it is indeed a good knife." Xie Rongan became cautious in holding the knife.
Jiang Cha casually opened a treasure chest, which contained a lot of tools.
Jiang Cha took out a bundle of ropes two fingers thick, walked to the middle of two sturdy trees, tied the two trees with the ropes, supported the ropes with one hand, and jumped up.
The next second, Jiang Cha lay steadily on the bed, with his legs crossed, arms around his chest, and eyes closed, ready to sleep.
She needs to recuperate now, eat and sleep on time, which will help her body recover.
[Damn, did anyone see how the ginger tea got up there just now? ]
[Can anyone tell me how she can sleep on a rope and sleep so soundly? ]
[As expected of Tea Dad, he is awesome. 】
[The spearing of fish shocked me enough, and now there is another one sleeping on a rope. Could it be that Cha Dad is a cultivator? ]
[Spiritual energy has revived? Why are you practicing secretly without telling me? 】
[@姜茶When the apocalypse comes, you are not allowed to turn into a zombie. ]
[Tea Daddy’s face is so beautiful even when he is asleep. Take screenshots, lick the screen, and sip. ]
Xie Rongan started killing fish by the river.
Ji Mu came over to help.
[Actor Xie is so skilled at butchering fish. Did he butcher fish at RT-Mart before his debut? ]
[Little Jimu looks like a beautiful New Year doll. Come here and let your sister kiss you. ]
[There is a pervert, Ji Mu, run away. ]
Jiang Cha was sleeping soundly when Ji Mu suddenly let out a scream.
"what--"
Jiang Cha woke up with a start, opened his eyes suddenly and looked in the direction of the sound.
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