Surprise! Mrs. Xie is setting up a fortune-telling stall on a tricycle again

The self-disciplined Jiang Cha went out for a ten-kilometer morning run in flip-flops.

Along the way, she met uncles and aunts who were selling breakfast at the stalls, as well as sanitation workers, and they all stared at the slippers on her feet with wide eyes.

Morning run? Good self-discipline.

Running in flip-flops in the morning? How crazy.

When she ran back, it was just dawn.

When she returned home, she unexpectedly found Xie Jiujian awake, with an assistant standing next to him yawning violently.

The assistant came to bring them breakfast. Aunt Zhou was dead and the gardener was scared crazy by the nest of snakes. Now, only Jiang Cha and Xie Jiuyan were at home.

After Aunt Zhou died, the clue of who released the snake was temporarily lost.

Xie Jiujian has suffered from insomnia for a long time and often needs to rely on medication to fall asleep, but he usually cannot sleep for long.

Last night, I fell asleep without taking medicine, which was rare. Although I only slept for three hours, these three hours were already a long time.

Xie Jiujian rarely had a good night's sleep, and he felt much happier when he woke up.

When he was about to get up, he heard the door of the master bedroom next door open, and then the sound of slippers coming down the stairs. Not long after, he looked out the window and saw Jiang Cha going out for a morning run.

The flip-flops on her feet were very conspicuous.

Xie Jiulang held his forehead with his hand, thinking that he had forgotten to prepare sneakers for her.

Xie Jiujian immediately called his assistant, woke him up from his sleep, and asked him to send all styles of women's shoes to his home, as well as some clothes of all types.

And send breakfast over.

Because no one makes breakfast.

When the assistant answered the phone, his soul was still in a dream.

After hanging up the phone, he fell back into the soft quilt and fell asleep in seconds.

As a result, when he fell asleep again, he was chased by a group of snakes, including a snake demon that opened its bloody mouth and wanted to swallow him.

The assistant was so frightened that he almost peed his pants. He woke up with a scream.

He opened his eyes, and the first thing he did when he came to his senses was to touch his crotch.

Wet.

Hold.

He hasn't wet the bed since he was two years old.

The sad assistant got up, took a shower, and then rushed out to buy breakfast. On the way, he received constant phone calls, contacted major women's clothing brands, and sent clothes and shoes to Xiyuan.

Although it was still early, he was Xie Jiujian's assistant, so whenever he called, even at midnight, the other party would answer the call respectfully as if welcoming the God of Wealth.

At six o'clock, the assistant had already arrived at Xiyuan with breakfast.

"Good morning, Miss Jiang Cha." The assistant forced a smile and greeted.

Jiang Cha glanced at him, and his expression gradually became disgusted.

The assistant looked puzzled, touched his face, and asked Xie Jiuyan next to him, "Master Jiu, is there something on my face?"

Ginger Tea: "Did you dream about snakes? And urination..."

“Ahhhh…” The assistant suddenly screamed loudly, interrupting Jiang Cha’s words, “Miss Jiang, are you hungry? I bought a lot of breakfast, take a look and see if there is anything you like. If not, I’ll go out and buy some more, hahahaha.”

He laughed dryly and winked at Jiang Cha, begging her to let him go.

Jiang Cha made an OK gesture.

The assistant was about to breathe a sigh of relief when Xie Jiuyan suddenly asked, "Zhang Xiaowang, did you wet the bed last night?"

The assistant's face turned pale green, "I dreamed of being swallowed by a snake demon. I was scared."

Ginger Tea: “Hahahahaha.”

Xie Jiujian couldn't help laughing as well.

Assistant Zhang Xiaowang ran out in shame and anger.

Less than two minutes after he ran out, he ran back in shame.

Xie Jiujian and Jiang Cha were sitting face to face and eating breakfast.

Jiang Cha had a big bun stuffed in his mouth, his cheeks puffed up, and he turned his head and looked at his assistant blankly.

Assistant: "Master Jiu, the clothes and shoes have been delivered."

After he finished speaking, a large group of people walked in behind him.

The person at the front was pushing a mobile clothes rack and a mobile shoe rack.

The people behind were holding expensive clothes and shoes.

They came in one after another, hanging clothes on hangers and placing shoes on shoe racks, and almost got into a fight between different brands for display space.

Jiang Cha was stunned.

"Master Jiu, are you planning to switch to selling women's clothing?"

The last pair of shoes and clothes were brought in, and a group of people stood together with flattering smiles on their faces.

If you don’t know, you would think that the emperor is going to choose a concubine.

The assistant came up and said, "Master Jiu, do you want to try these clothes? Or keep them all?"

Xie Jiulang: "Leave them all here and let them go."

The assistant led a group of people out in a line.

Someone was curious about the deep pit in the yard, "Assistant Zhang, why is there such a big pit in the yard over there?"

When the assistant heard about the deep pit, he thought about the snake demon in his dream, and then thought about his bed-wetting. His face darkened, "Don't ask about things you shouldn't ask about."

Don't find out about his bed-wetting problem, or he'll be too embarrassed to live in society.

"What are you going to do with the pit in the yard?" Xie Jiujian asked Jiang Cha.

He ate elegantly and politely, while Jiang Cha, who was sitting opposite him, wolfed down the drink. Before he could swallow the drink in his mouth, he grabbed a big, plump white steamed bun with his hand.

If you didn't know, you would think she had escaped from some slum. She wouldn't be so anxious to eat unless she had been hungry for three days and three nights.

When Jiang Cha was in the sect, all his senior brothers and sisters, including the master, ate like this. All the food that appeared on their table was eaten up by those who were not there first.

At the beginning, Jiang Cha was hungry for a few days because he was slow.

A few days later, she was more eager to grab the buns than anyone else. She even jumped onto the dining table and snatched the buns fiercely. She would bite anyone who tried to snatch them from her.

Her master had been practicing fasting for a long time, but was obsessed with worldly delicacies. Unless he was in seclusion, he would compete with them for food every meal.

"Let's build a big swimming pool and raise two turtles." She swallowed the ginger tea too quickly and her face turned red. Xie Jiulang was really afraid that she would choke herself, so he handed her a glass of water and said, "Eat slowly, there's still a lot, and no one will snatch it from you."

After drinking a glass of water, Jiang Cha burped without any image. "Turtle lives a long life, and it will be good for you to raise it."

"Okay." Xie Jiujian waited for his assistant to come in and gave orders directly, asking the assistant to find someone to turn the yard into a swimming pool and raise two turtles.

"Raising a turtle?" The assistant couldn't believe his ears.

Raising turtles is bad enough, but also building a large swimming pool to raise turtles? Is this money laundering?

After eating and drinking Jiang Cha, Meimei turned into a salted fish, lying crookedly on the sofa, ready to continue watching the cartoon she watched last night.

Before I could find the remote control, there was a knock on the villa's door.

The assistant went over and opened the door.

A man who looked like a postman stood outside the door and handed the assistant a square box about the size of a brick.

Postman: "Please sign for it."

The assistant quickly wrote his own name, then glanced at the name of the recipient on the courier box: Ginger Tea.

He handed the box to Jiang Cha with a puzzled look on his face, "Miss Jiang, this is your express delivery."