Traveling through the apocalypse to raise a beauty

Qingmei: Hey, hey! Welcome to the small theater! Today our little gong will appear. It will be a while before the little gong meets everyone. Let's get to know each other in the theater first.

Narrator: You talk a lot.

Qingmei: Get out.

Qingmei: Okay, are the guests ready?

(Narrator: The camera moves to the backstage.)

Zhenqing was holding hands with Qiu Bieyi, with a snack in her mouth, and her eyes were smiling when she looked at the camera.

Qiu Bieyi nodded: OK.

Qingmei: Okay, let me introduce today’s guests to you.

Narrator: The first couple is our Zhenqing and Qiu Bieyi.

Zhenqing: Hello everyone~

Qiu Bieyi: Hello everyone, I am Aqing’s boyfriend.

Qingmei: There’s no need to show off like that.

The narrator rolled his eyes: The second couple is our Zhai Ling and Shen Yan.

Zhai Ling: Hello everyone! I am your uncle!

Shen Yan: Hello everyone! I am Uncle!

Qingmei: ...

The narrator continued to roll his eyes: The third couple is our Zhai Heng and Shu Xuan.

Shu Xuan: Hello everyone~ I am your second uncle~

Zhai Heng: I am Zhai Heng, Shu Xuan’s lover.

Narrator: ...Damn it, it's like no one has it! Lao Hei!

Parallel: The daughter-in-law here.

Qingmei bites her handkerchief: I am single, so what? What? Men only affect my speed of memorizing words!!!

Everyone: Oh (／_＼)

Qingmei with tears in her eyes: Let’s get to the point, brothers.

Narrator: Okay.

Qingmei: Let’s interview Zhenqing first. Baby, how do you feel about the environment here when you first come to the apocalypse?

Zhenqing: Well...actually I feel very familiar with this place, and I don’t feel uncomfortable at all.

And I have a family here, full of happiness!

Zhai Ling: Oh! My baby, your uncles will always love you ＾3＾!

Zhai Heng: Yes.

Shu Xuan: Heart!

Shen Yan: Make a...heart shape?

Zhenqing: mua～

Qingmei: Yes! You will always be happy like this!

Zhenqing: Thank you for your blessing, mom.

Qingmei: Okay, now let’s interview Qiu Bieyi. Son, do you have anything to say about the fact that you have not appeared on the stage yet?

Qiu Bieyi: ...No.

Qingmei: Hurry up!

Qiu Bieyi: Thank you for my mother’s love, which allowed me to appear so late. Thank you for my mother’s love, which made my story with Aqing a sweet one.

Qingmei: So good~ Next one! Come on, my Shushu baby, tell me three shortcomings of your husband.

Zhai Heng: Don’t use treasure.

Shu Xuan: Well... I just use a little too much pressure every time I fry fish, nothing else.

Zhai Heng hugged Shu Xuan's waist and whispered: Baby, remember what you said today.

Qingmei: ...

Everyone: Eh... can this be broadcast?

Qingmei: Ahem! Next! Mr. Zhai Heng, please tell me one shortcoming of your lover.

Zhai Heng answered immediately: Does he have any shortcomings? Why didn't I notice them?

Qingmei: ...

Everyone: This answer is very good, I have learned something.

Qingmei: Next, baby Aling, please tell me what you like most about Shen Yan.

Zhai Ling did not hesitate: his body.

Qingmei: ...

Shen Yan: Baby, you...

Everyone: Ha, apart from his body, what else do you like about him?

Zhai Ling: Face.

Everyone:…

Qingmei: Forget it. Next, Mr. Shen Yan, please tell me the three most beautiful things about your baby.

Shen Yan: Eyes, fish tail, and... (blocked).

Qingmei: Okay, shut up.

Everyone: ...Wow, you are so shameless!

Qingmei: Zhenqing baby~

Zhenqing: Hey~

Qingmei: Qiu Bieyi, give your wife a nickname, quickly.

Narrator: Are you too lazy to think for yourself?

Qingmei covered the narrator's mouth: No.

Qiu Bieyi thought about it, smiled and said: Qingqing.

Qingmei: Why?

Qiu Bieyi: First, it sounds similar to “qingqing”, and secondly, “qingqing” has another meaning.

Qingmei: What?

Qiu Bieyi: Wife, madam.

Zhenqing: ...〃?〃

Everyone: Damn, you are the only one who can do it?

Qingmei: Good! Now Qing has a nickname. I’ll use it in the next chapter.

Everyone:…

Qingmei smiled shyly: Thank you for the nickname my son gave me.

Qiu Bieyi: No thanks.

Qingmei: Okay, next, please give your CP a name!

Narrator: My name is Black and my name is Panghei.

Zhenqing took Qiu Bieyi's hand and said: You think of one, I'm not very good at naming.

Qiu Bieyi touched Zhenqing's head: Come on, think whatever you want.

Zhenqing: Just call me Qiu Zhen, I’m too lazy to think of a name.

Qingmei: Could you be a little more perfunctory?

Zhenqing&Qiubieyi: A little bit.

Zhai Heng looked at Shu Xuan: Baby?

Shu Xuan frowned slightly: Heng Xuan?

Zhai Heng nodded: Yes.

Qingmei: ...I am speechless.

Narrator: You just can’t figure it out, right?

Qingmei: Shut up.

The black man covered the narrator's mouth and said, "Baby, you'd better stop talking."

Zhai Ling leaned on Shen Yan: Then let’s follow them.

Shen Yan kissed Zhai Ling on the forehead: Okay.

Zhai Ling: Qingmei, our couple is called Yanling.

Qingmei: Turn off the phone and go off work.

Qingmei: Good night, everyone! Bye!