Siheyuan: Starting with Tianjun, intercepting Qin Huairu

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The Trevi Fountain…

"Have you heard everything? Matchmaker Zhu has arranged a marriage for Li Jianguo, and she is twelve years older than him."

"What? Twelve years older?

Li Jianguo is almost thirty, twelve years older, which means he is over forty, old enough to be his mother. "

"Pfft! Who said it wasn't? This isn't looking for a wife, this is looking for a companion."

"Li Jianguo is a eunuch, how could he want to find a virgin? He is dreaming of nothing. He should just find a companion to live with."

"Hahaha, there's nothing wrong with that.

It’s really good that Li Jianguo can find a companion, haha…”

The main room in the middle courtyard.

Li Jianguo was awakened by the noisy discussions.

The next moment, there was a sharp pain in the head.

"Well…"

Memories that did not belong to him crashed into his mind.

His soul was traveling across time and space.

He traveled to a TV series he was familiar with and was complaining about, "A Courtyard Full of Birds".

The original owner was a eunuch and an old bachelor.

Just these few pieces of information stunned Li Jianguo.

This is such a fucking mess of a start!

Not to mention that there is not a single good person in this courtyard.

Yi Zhonghai, the god of morality; Liu Haizhong, the official fan; the old lady pretending to be deaf and dumb; the crazy old lady Jia Zhangshi...

Pick any one of them at random, they're all complete beasts!

Especially the deaf old lady, she gets angry when she talks about Li Jianguo.

It is said that she is one of the few good people in Siheyuan, but her kindness is only directed at those who are useful to her.

Both of Li Jianguo's parents were martyrs who died in the war.

The deaf old lady was the only person who knew about it.

She wanted to obtain the identity of a martyr's orphan, so she made a deal with Li Jianguo.

Arrange a marriage for him.

The trouble lies in this marriage.

The original owner was a eunuch, and his new wife discovered the truth on the wedding night.

Ask the deaf old lady to make the decision.

The old woman decided to go all out and exposed the matter directly.

Everyone in the courtyard knew that Li Jianguo was a eunuch.

They also accused him of marriage fraud and wanted to arrest him.

Li Jianguo spent all his family wealth before he settled the matter.

He also promised the deaf old lady that he would keep the matter of the martyr's orphans to himself and never mention it again.

The deaf woman was satisfied and sent the woman away.

The matter is settled.

But everyone already knew that he was a eunuch.

No one is willing to marry him and become a widow.

Everyone in the courtyard, even three-year-old children, called him Eunuch Li in a pinched voice.

Just two days ago, the original owner found out that the deaf old woman had known about his eunuchhood and deliberately designed the marriage.

The purpose is to completely obtain the identity of a martyr's orphan.

Let him never dare to tell the truth for the rest of his life.

Li Jianguo was furious.

This courtyard is full of jackals, tigers and leopards.

And how can he break this eunuch body?

Happiness... is gone just like that...?

[Ding! The system is testing the comeback...

Detection successful...

Host: Li Jianguo. 】

The system is here.

Fortunately, I was not abandoned.

It turns out that time travelers have standard equipment.

Li Jianguo was so moved that his eyes were filled with tears.

A loli voice sounded in my mind.

"Hello, Master. This system is codenamed 001. You can call me 11."

"11 = bachelor."

Li Jianguo's face darkened.

It’s endless, right?

"Change your name, I don't like it."

How can a good man be single all his life?

He wants to marry eight wives!

More cool than Wei Xiaobao.

Fuck Eunuch Li!

"I'll call you Duoduo from now on."

Lots of wives, lots of money...

"Okay, can you tell me about your role?

Can I, a natural eunuch, do this?"

This is what Li Jianguo is concerned about.

This is his lifelong happiness.

Loli Duoduo's voice sounded.

“As the name suggests, the comeback system will definitely satisfy the host.

You can open the newbie gift pack first."

Li Jianguo laughed when he heard it.

There is actually a big gift package.

The golden finger is awesome, give it a thumbs up!

"Open the gift bag."

"Ding! Congratulations to the master for receiving the Divine Doctor Assistance Skill, Portable Space, and Emotion Point Lottery Skill.

The medical skill level is currently zero, and the owner can upgrade the medical skills by accumulating emotion points.

The area of ​​the portable space is 80 square meters, and the owner can upgrade the portable space through emotional points.

You can also draw a lottery with emotion points. You draw once every 10,000 emotion points, and the rewards are generous..."

So after all this fuss, we still need to accumulate some emotions?

Li Jianguo instantly felt as if a bucket of cold water was poured down on his forehead.

shocked.

"Duoduo, you can't do this to people, right?

You can't give me hope, but you put out the flame, right?

Treat my illness first, I don’t want to be Eunuch Li!”

Li Jianguo burst into tears.

Who the hell would a grown man travel through time and space and become a eunuch?

He can't accept it!

Absolutely not!

He wants to show his prowess and make them call him daddy!

Woohoo…

“That master, this is the rule.

Otherwise, you can accumulate emotional points first?

Duoduo believes that you can definitely carry forward the comeback system. Okay, bye."

The little loli's voice disappeared.

Li Jianguo gritted his teeth for a long time before finally accepting the reality.

If you want to get hard, you have to rely on yourself!

Wow…

I really can't help crying!

Li Jianguo was feeling very suffocated.

In the yard, a group of women were still gossiping.

Jia Zhang was cracking melon seeds with a vicious look on her face.

She spat.

"If you ask me, Li Jianguo deserves to die.

A eunuch occupies two rooms. What gives him the right?

You're just occupying the toilet but not doing anything. You only have a house but no son. You should die early so that you can make room for us.

If he dies, I need a room. My son is getting married soon and we don’t have enough space.”

Li Jianguo is a eunuch, and he occupies two well-located back rooms. Everyone in the courtyard is eyeing him.

Jia Zhang did not hide her calculations at all.

The people in the Siheyuan courtyard hoped that Li Jianguo would not even be able to find a companion, and that he would die early and be reborn.

But others, for the sake of saving face, did not dare to say it out loud.

Auntie San said sourly.

"It is indeed excessive for Li Jianguo to live in two rooms by himself.

But Jia Zhang, are you dreaming?

Li Jianguo is only 30 years old. Can you wait for him to die?

Don’t let him kill himself while he’s still here.”

"Bah! If you can't speak, don't speak. You're the one who's going to die.

Damn Li Jianguo, old bachelor, eunuch..."

"Emotional points +1000."

"Emotional points +2000."

A loli voice prompt sounded in my mind.

Li Jianguo's eyes lit up instantly.

Emotional point, it's coming!

It's not enough for the draw, but it's here.

Moreover, this emotional point seems to be quite easy.

Li Jianguo turned over and got up.

At first glance, it's unbearable.

After the deaf woman's plot, he was left penniless.

Even so, the people in the courtyard were not ready to let him go. They all wanted to eat him up completely, leaving no bones behind.

They are beautiful!

Li Jianguo didn't say anything, picked up something from behind the door, opened the door and went out.

"Squeak..."

The shabby door made a sound.

The women who were gossiping raised their heads instantly and looked at Li Jianguo.

Jia Zhang spat a mouthful of melon seed shells onto the ground and snorted coldly with evil eyes.

"Hey, Eunuch Li, you are just hiding at home like a turtle..."

After that, everyone started laughing.

Eunuch Li, haha, he is the god of war!

Li Jianguo walked quickly towards Jia Zhang and put the urine bucket on her head.

"Eat shit, Jia Zhang!"