Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me

"Silly Zhu, f**k you, why are you hitting me?" Jia Dongxu said angrily.

"What if I fucking hit you?" Sha Zhu sneered, "Do you really think you're the boss of the yard? You're not even as good as Zhao Xiyan..."

"Silly Zhu, I'm going to fucking smash you to death."

What Jia Dongxu hates most in his life is that others compare him with Zhao Xiyan. Is that country bumpkin Zhao Xiyan worthy of being compared?

As he said that, he made a snowball and threw it at him.

Sha Zhu was so smart that he immediately hid behind Liu Guangqi.

"Hey, Jia Dongxu, who the hell are you hitting?" Liu Guangqi shouted angrily.

"What's wrong with hitting you?"

Xu Damao chimed in, "You're not a good person either. You threw dung balls all over the hospital yesterday... That's Zhao Xiyan, that wimp. If it were me, I would have let them testify against you long ago."

"Xu Damao, Gan is your mother."

……

With Liu Guangqi joining, the two younger brothers naturally felt obliged to do so.

I don’t know if their aim is really that bad or if these guys just want to make things bigger.

After a while, the whole hospital started fighting again.

But this time the camps were a little different. Yan Bugui and the three brothers of the Yan family actually belonged to two different camps.

……

The entrance to the west courtyard.

Zhao Xiyan hesitated for a moment, but ultimately did not go in. Instead, he squatted at the door and watched the fun.

"Be careful, or it might hit you..." Qin Huairu said angrily.

"It's not a dung ball, what are you afraid of?" Zhao Xiyan didn't care. "Come to think of it... I think it's quite fun. I want to join in."

"Fun?"

Zhang Youyi sneered, "Didn't you notice that someone is missing?"

"Gone?"

Zhao Xiyan was startled and shouted, "Close the door..."

It would be fine if it was someone else who was missing.

The two brothers Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian are missing now. Their brains seem to have been sawed off, and they act very recklessly. They are probably going to make dung balls.

As soon as the gate was closed, roars were heard from the yard.

"Liu Guangfu, I'm your mother... why the hell are you making dung balls again?"

"Second aunt, third uncle is greeting you." Xu Damao said gloatingly.

"Yan Bugui, fuck your wife, what the hell are you talking about?" Liu Haizhong shouted angrily.

"How dare you insult my wife? I'll fight you..."

Yan Bugui yelled, "Yan Jiecheng, take your brother to dig a hole in the public toilet, or we will all die."

"Don't……"

Yi Zhonghai was silent just after he uttered a word. About five seconds later, he roared, "Liu Guangfu, don't let me catch you... or I will drown you in the cesspool."

……

The terrace on the second floor of the west courtyard.

"It's too tragic." Zhao Xiyan sighed.

"Oh my, they actually made a grenade launcher..." Wang Yinuo said in surprise, "It's very professional, but the power is a little weak."

"Screw you."

Zhao Xiyan laughed and scolded, "Why don't you just get a mortar? A few rubber bands can beat someone up and make their face swollen and black eyed, right?"

"Hey."

Wang Yinuo chuckled and said, "It's so stupid for them to fight each other like this. If they form a group of three and fight guerrilla warfare around the yard...these old guys are no match for them."

"Stop giving bad advice."

Zhao Xiyan curled his lips and said, "They are still fighting guerrilla warfare. Look at the bodies of Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian... It would be fine if they stood still and dropped bombs, but if they dared to run and were caught by Yi Zhonghai and his men, they would either drown them in the cesspool or strangle them to death."

"Well."

Wang Yinuo was slightly stunned, then shook his head and said, "Then everyone is quite well-behaved...but why does it feel not as smelly today as yesterday?"

"nerve."

Zhao Xiyan rolled her eyes at her. "They fought for so long yesterday that they probably used up all the stock in the backyard toilet and the public toilet at the door... Didn't they see that they were fighting with dung balls and snowballs?"

"Well."

Wang Yinuo took a closer look and nodded, "You are actually suitable for military service... You are very smart and observant."

"I would like to go..."

Zhao Xiyan shook his head and didn't say anything else.

After fighting in the compound for more than an hour, the battle finally stopped.

After all, it hurts just as much when a snowball hits a person as it does when a dung ball hits a person, but it's less insulting. After all, when a snowball hits a person, the other person will at most curse at you and that's it.

It's different with dung balls. If they get on the face, the person will scream.

Boom boom boom!

"Zhao Xiyan, come out..." Sha Zhu said in a muffled voice.

"I won't come out unless you clean up the yard..." Zhang Youyi said disdainfully, "Otherwise you can hold the meeting slowly by yourselves."

Upon hearing this, Sha Zhu had no choice but to go and negotiate with Yi Zhonghai and the others again.

There was nothing anyone could do, after all, they were all participants in the war.

They didn't believe a single punctuation mark in the other party's words. In this courtyard, only Zhao Xiyan was slightly reliable.

So those who were sweeping the floor swept the floor, and those who were boiling water boiled water. After all, it was a meeting, so they still had to dress themselves up, right?

West courtyard.

study.

Wang Yinuo was eating lychees at this time. She could eat one lychee for a minute.

"No...don't do this."

Zhao Xiyan couldn't help but complain, "If you want to eat it, just eat it well. Otherwise, people will think our lychees were stolen."

"Screw you."

Wang Yinuo blushed slightly, "How precious are these lychees? What's more... there are so many of us here."

"Sister Nuonuo, just eat with peace of mind."

Lou Xiao'e, who was biting a peach, joked, "Zhao Xiyan was able to get it... Since you want to eat it, then eat as much as you can at once."

"Ah."

Wang Yinuo responded somewhat embarrassedly, then turned his head to look at Zhao Xiyan lying in the firebox.

This guy just eats and sleeps every day. Is there nothing else he does?

If Zhao Xiyan knew what she was thinking, he would probably die of laughter.

Did you know that your "Jianghu Bai Xiaosheng" will be discontinued soon?

I do not know how long it has been.

"Xi Yan, wake up...the old man is calling for a meeting again." Qin Huairu said in a soft voice.

"Well."

Zhao Xiyan opened his eyes and couldn't help but sigh.

It’s winter now, you should just hibernate.

There are so many things to do.

compound.

Everyone had some bruises on their faces, especially Sha Zhu, whose mouth was swollen like a sausage.

"Zhao Xiyan, we are willing to cease fire now..." Yi Zhonghai said seriously, "As a notary, you should make some rules."

"Did it stop making the dung balls or the snowballs as well?" Zhao Xiyan asked curiously.

"Stop everything."

Everyone shouted in unison.

Damn, I don't know which bastard started wrapping stones in snowballs and everyone followed suit.

"Then it's easy."

Zhao Xiyan said slowly, "Everyone pays one dollar... and puts it in the street office. If anyone starts a fight first, the one dollar will be confiscated and divided equally among everyone."

"This is good, this is good..."

Everyone cheered in unison.

"No, there are so many of us, each of us can only get a few dollars, right?" Xu Damao said with a sneer.

"Who said you can't get a few dollars? If you start a fight, you must hire helpers, right?" Zhao Xiyan chuckled, "The money you hired for the helpers will also be confiscated... Isn't that a lot of money?"

"Makes sense."

Everyone nodded their heads vigorously.

If no one helps, let's see who dares to take action first and who can't be killed.