Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me

Chapter 301: 4 Courtyard Battle

"is it?"

Zhao Xiyan chuckled and said, "This is a simple matter... When people do something bad to themselves, they will subconsciously leave some room for themselves. Why don't we all go and see if the bed at Second Master's house is okay?"

"After all, no matter how confused they are, they won't throw dung balls on their beds, right?"

"Makes sense."

Captain Chen nodded hurriedly and took everyone to the backyard to check the situation.

Zhao Xiyan also followed behind him.

But when they arrived at Liu Haizhong's house, they were disappointed.

There were also dung balls on the bed in Liu Haizhong's bed, and there were quite a few of them... each one was crystal clear.

"This is not right." Zhao Xiyan said, touching his chin.

"What's wrong?" Captain Chen whispered.

"Just think about it, it's been a long time since the accident, and I don't know how they made the dung balls. They almost break when touched, but there are still many dung balls here that haven't melted yet..."

Before Zhao Xiyan could finish his words, Liu Guangfu rolled on the bed and crushed all the dung balls.

"Fuck."

Everyone shouted in unison.

"Zhao Xiyan, are you f**king trying to make things difficult for my family?" Liu Guangfu said angrily, "You have a good relationship with Yan Laoxi, so you're on his side, right? I'm going to fight you..."

"Don't……"

Click!

Captain Chen loaded his gun and shouted angrily, "Stand still..."

"Well."

Liu Guangfu's legs suddenly went limp with fright and he fell to the ground.

"Zhao Xiyan, wait... You are targeting our family, right? I will jump into the pit and die with you." Liu Guangtian said sternly.

"No, I was wrong, I don't know anything."

Zhao Xiyan had sweat on his forehead.

"Cough cough cough..."

Captain Chen coughed twice and said seriously, "Our joint defense office will investigate this matter. Everyone should take a shower... Change the sheets if necessary."

The Joint Defense Office is investigating, and that’s the end of the matter.

Xu Damao and others were quite indignant, but after seeing the fierce looks of Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian, they finally dared not say a word.

After all, if these two people are pissed off, they will really dare to jump into the cesspool.

"Zhao Xiyan, don't be a coward."

Jia Dongxu complained, "You're so damn smart, you probably know who did it... Why are you afraid of Liu Guangtian? He dares to jump into the cesspool, but we don't?"

"Walk."

Zhao Xiyan pulled Captain Chen and ran outside.

call out!

A dung ball flew out and hit Jia Dongxu in the face.

"what……"

Many people around him were affected and immediately screamed.

West courtyard.

Zhao Xiyan and Captain Chen hid at the door and both breathed a sigh of relief.

"Fuck, what you guys are doing in your yard is lawless... Who would hit someone with a dung ball?"

"How about...you go out and take a look at the situation?" Zhao Xiyan asked tentatively.

"Fuck you, why don't you go out and check the situation?" Captain Chen glared.

Boom boom boom!

"Xiao Zhao, open the door quickly."

Qin Huairu shouted outside the door.

"Fuck."

Zhao Xiyan hurriedly opened the door and let them in.

"Quick...close the door."

Zhang Youyi and others screamed and closed the door. Then several people worked together to hold the bolt and block the door.

"No, what's going on?" Zhao Xiyan said in horror.

“Everyone out there is going crazy.”

An Xin's face turned pale. "There are probably thousands of dung balls in the public toilet, and they are fighting with them...even the uncles are involved."

"Fuck."

Zhao Xiyan and Captain Chen exclaimed at the same time, both seeing the fear in each other's eyes.

"Captain, open the door."

There was a loud knock on the door.

Captain Chen was about to speak when he heard a few "whoosh" sounds, and then it was as if something hit the door, and a foul smell filled the air.

"Captain, help! They are crazy... Ugh."

The member of the joint defense office outside the door screamed and then vomited.

"Damn it, run out of the yard." Captain Chen said angrily.

"Yan Bugui locked the door." someone shouted.

"Draw your gun, draw your gun and stabilize the situation..." Zhao Xiyan said immediately.

"Stop it, I'm the only one with a gun." Captain Chen scolded.

"Or...how about you go out and share the joys and sorrows with your brothers?" Zhao Xiyan said cautiously.

"Fuck it, how can you say such things? You can go out...we'll go together." Captain Chen said sternly.

"Don't worry, I just said so..."

Zhao Xiyan waved his hands hurriedly.

If this situation were to happen outside, it would be a lifelong shadow.

He tilted his head and thought for a while, then made a "Follow me" gesture to Captain Chen, and a group of people went up to the second floor of the study.

"Wow, when did you build a attic?" Captain Chen asked in surprise.

"Now is not the time to talk about that."

Zhao Xiyan carefully opened the attic window and looked outside.

Captain Chen also stood beside him, and his eyes widened with just a glance.

At this time, everyone in the yard was going crazy.

The old Yan family and the old Liu family formed their own factions, Xu Damao, Jia Dongxu, and Sha Zhu formed another faction, and Yi Zhonghai led the rest.

In the courtyard, people kept throwing dung balls at each other.

Several people also acted as logistics soldiers, constantly carrying fecal balls from public toilets. After the ice balls were used up, a shocking scene appeared.

Many people started to make dung balls with their bare hands, which made Qin Huairu and others vomit.

"No...don't they find it disgusting?" Wang Yinuo said with disgust.

"It's just like fighting on the battlefield, with adrenaline rushing in... Not to mention feeling nauseous, I'm afraid they can't even smell the smell." Zhao Xiyan shook his head.

"Captain Chen, you're not going to do anything about it?" Lou Xiao'e said, wiping her mouth.

"No... How can I manage this?" Captain Chen said seriously, "They are not killing or setting fires, or having snowball fights or anything like that. It is not within the management scope of our Joint Defense Office."

"Snow battle?"

Qin Huairu and others frowned in disgust.

"Snowball fight, snowball fight..."

Captain Chen responded awkwardly and looked down.

I saw his men vomiting all over the place.

He was quite shocked, but also more determined not to go down.

This "dung ball battle" had been going on for more than an hour. Members of the street office who heard the noise came hurriedly, ate a few dung balls, and ran away screaming.

"Xiao Zhao, how about I fire a shot?" Captain Chen gritted his teeth and said, "Otherwise if they keep firing... I'm afraid something might happen, right?"

"Don't bother me."

Zhao Xiyan quickly closed the window, pulled him down and said, "If you want to shoot, go outside and shoot... Otherwise, if you shoot, won't they come for me?"

"Well, that's right."

Captain Chen hesitated and said, "It would be unreasonable to let them continue to act like this."

"Are you afraid of being beaten to death by a dung ball?" Zhao Xiyan rolled his eyes and handed him a cigarette. "Stop making trouble, let them beat you... When they get tired, this matter will be over."

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