Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me

"Zhao Xiyan, I don't care about anything. Do you dare to be with me?" Yu Haitang said softly.

"Hey."

Zhao Xiyan sighed and did not answer her.

At this time.

An Xin walked in from outside and was quite surprised to see two people sitting together.

"I'm cold, so I sat down." Yu Haitang said with a smile.

"Oh."

An Xin smiled and said to Li, "Then go take a shower first, otherwise it will be too late..."

"Eh."

Yu Li immediately stood up and walked out the door.

Yu Haitang no longer felt comfortable sitting with Zhao Xiyan, so she sat at the other end of the firebox.

Instead, she sat down next to Zhao Xiyan and reached out to hold his hand.

"Do you really want to go to the countryside?"

"Is this still false?"

Zhao Xiyan shook his head and said, "There is no room for maneuver in this matter... If you miss me, come and see me with Youyi and the others."

"Ah."

An Xin sighed, looked sideways, and met Yu Haitang's eyes.

Yu Haitang blushed and turned her head to the side.

The atmosphere suddenly became quiet.

Zhao Xiyan yawned and lay down in the firebox.

I don’t know how long it took.

Only a few "whoosh" sounds were heard, followed by the screams of Lin Lu.

"Xiao Zhao, it's bad. Someone threw dung balls into our house... The deer was almost hit." Qin Huairu said anxiously.

“Dung ball?”

Zhao Xiyan suddenly woke up and was about to speak.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"Zhao Xiyan, come out for the meeting..." Sha Zhu shouted outside the door.

"understood."

After Zhang Youyi responded, she took the frightened Lin Lu into the study.

"Are you okay?" Zhao Xiyan asked with concern.

"It's okay... I just took the meat upstairs and hung it up, and someone threw a dung ball in from outside the yard. Sister Nuonuo pulled me into the room to hide, otherwise I would have been hit." Lin Lu said with lingering fear.

"These people...are just too full."

Zhao Xiyan sighed, stood up and led everyone out.

compound.

At this time, Captain Chen stood in the middle of the yard with a grim face.

The whole yard was filled with an indescribable smell, even though it was winter.

"Captain Chen, you must find the beast that threw the dung ball." Yi Zhonghai said angrily, "Look at everyone's glass... and then look at everyone's house. How can people live here if this dung ball is thrown in?"

Phew!

Zhao Xiyan couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Zhao Xiyan, is that you?"

Yan Bugui said angrily, "How can you still laugh at this time?"

brush!

Everyone looked at Zhao Xiyan with a bad expression.

"Don't try that."

Zhao Xiyan pointed to the west yard and said, "You can go to my yard and take a look... There are fist-sized dung balls everywhere, and some of them are even cracked."

"Well."

Yan Bugui was suddenly speechless.

"You've been hit like this, how can you still laugh?" Lin Meng glared.

"Is it okay that I love to laugh?"

Zhao Xiyan laughed and scolded, then asked in surprise, "Well, where is your man?"

"They just said they saw a dark figure near the septic tank, so they chased after it..."

Lin Meng was only halfway through her words.

Xu Damao and others walked over with gloomy faces.

"Fuck."

Zhao Xiyan and others took a step back.

At this time, Xu Damao and the others were all covered in yellow and white things, and there were two vegetable leaves hanging on the head of Shazhu.

vomit!

Qin Huairu and others immediately squatted in the corner and started vomiting.

"No...brother, did you fall into a septic tank?" Zhao Xiyan couldn't help but speak.

"Fuck off."

Jia Dongxu said angrily, "Xu Damao said he saw someone at the septic tank, so we chased him... But the beast had built a few toilets on top of the septic tank, and when we got there, the toilets fell over and splashed all over us."

"Don't let me find a beast, if I find him I will chop him to pieces." Sha Zhu said angrily.

"I say...why don't we go wash up first? It's not appropriate for you to be like this." Zhao Xiyan said embarrassedly.

"Fuck you uncle."

Xu Damao glared and said, "You think this is summer? This is fucking winter...We wash with cold water? What if we get sick?"

"That……"

Zhao Xiyan was speechless for a moment.

It smells a little bit, but it's better than being sick, right?

"Xiao Zhao, what do you think?" Captain Chen said in a deep voice.

"First...Xu Damao and the others were splashed with the toilet. That thing was most likely dug out from the septic tank not long ago, and it might not even have been dug out from our yard." Zhao Xiyan sighed.

"Nonsense, how do you know it wasn't dug from our yard? Are you a god or can you smell it?" Jia Zhang said sarcastically.

vomit!

Qin Huairu and others who had just stood up started vomiting again.

"Then I don't have your ability."

Zhao Xiyan chuckled and said, "Jia Zhang, not bad, you can even smell this thing... Have you ever eaten it?"

Phew!

Many people started laughing, but as they laughed, they moved back in disgust.

Zhao Xiyan is so disgusting.

"You little bastard, you've eaten it before, your whole family has eaten it before..." Jia Zhang scolded angrily, "You grew up eating shit in the countryside, and now you come to the city to disgust us."

"That's not as much as you eat."

Zhao Xiyan pouted and said, "How about... I get you a spoon? Well, a spoon won't work. You'll have to use a tube, otherwise you'll waste all the soup."

vomit!

Many people vomited.

"you you……"

Jia Zhang was so angry that she was shaking all over.

"What are you?"

Zhao Xiyan curled his lips and said, "I seriously suspect that this is what you gave Lao Jia to eat, but you have to be careful... This thing has no nutritional value."

The few remaining soldiers finally couldn't bear it anymore and squatted on the ground and vomited.

It’s not that Zhao Xiyan’s words were so hurtful, it’s just that the smell in the yard was too strong.

"Little beast, I will fight you..."

Jia Zhang screamed and prepared to rush over.

But when she rushed in front of Zhao Xiyan, Zhao Xiyan dodged sideways, tripped, and pushed her hard with his right hand.

Jia Zhang immediately threw Shazhu to the ground and, as if she were immortal, opened her mouth and bit the vegetable leaves on his head.

vomit!

Zhao Xiyan finally reaped what he sowed and squatted on the ground and vomited.

"what……"

Jia Zhang screamed and ran to the backyard.

"Stop... stop making trouble."

Captain Chen wiped his mouth and looked at Zhao Xiyan and said, "Go on... but don't talk about that anymore, it's too damn disgusting."

"Yes, yes, don't talk about this anymore..."

Yi Zhonghai and others echoed in unison.

If Zhao Xiyan continues to say this, their dinner will be in vain.

"It's easy."

Zhao Xiyan took the cup handed over by Zhang Youyi and rinsed his mouth, then said in a deep voice, "Didn't Xu Damao say that they were splashed with water by the toilet? Why don't we just check whose toilet that is."

"correct."

Everyone suddenly realized.

Although a toilet is not considered an expensive item, it is not a small thing either. After all, who has a private toilet nowadays?