Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me

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Captain Chen sent someone forward and gave them both a series of trio beatings.

What's more, the two of them stopped screaming. They just covered their faces and looked at Zhao Xiyan with resentment.

"Oh my god, Shazhu and Jia Dongxu?"

Zhao Xiyan was stunned at first, then he said, "What you guys are doing is really perverted... Using a toilet bowl to cover your head to set off firecrackers at night?"

puff!

Everyone started laughing, even Director Zhang and Captain Chen turned their heads to the side.

"Shazhu, Dongxu...what are you doing so late at night?" Yi Zhonghai asked preemptively.

"us……"

Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu looked at each other and lowered their heads again.

"I say... you guys want to set off firecrackers so late at night, why don't you just go and blow up the toilet?" Zhao Xiyan said helplessly, "Look at the firecracker debris that you blew up all over my yard, you have to clean it up for me."

"Zhao Xiyan, you're the one who sets off firecrackers at night." Sha Zhu gritted his teeth.

"Ah? Aren't you going to set off fireworks?"

Zhao Xiyan was surprised and said, "Fuck, there are two unmarried women living in our yard... Could it be that they want to sneak into someone's room at night?"

"hiss."

Everyone gasped.

Captain Chen and several members of the joint defense office pulled out their guns.

"No, no, we just went to your yard to set off firecrackers to scare you." Jia Dongxu said hurriedly.

"Fuck you uncle."

Zhao Xiyan kicked him to the ground and said aggrievedly, "How did I provoke you...why would you do such a thing?"

This beast.

Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu were so angry that their noses were almost crooked.

"Nonsense."

Director Zhang scolded, "You guys are crazy. Setting off fireworks so late at night... the whole Nanluoguxiang can hear it."

"I……"

Sha Zhu was hesitant to speak.

"Are there any accomplices?" Zhao Xiyan asked curiously, "Or was he instructed by someone else... Don't be afraid, Director Zhang and Captain Chen are here."

"Fuck it, I just wanted to set off firecrackers to scare you, so what?" Sha Zhu said with his neck tilted back.

"Fuck, you have guts."

Zhao Xiyan gave a thumbs up and said, "With your attitude, Captain Chen and Director Zhang don't care about it, right?"

"Fuck."

When Sha Zhu heard these two names, his head shrank immediately.

But several members of the joint defense office with unfriendly looks came over and pinned the two men to the ground.

"Captain Chen, Captain Chen..."

Yi Zhonghai came over in a hurry and said, "There are only young people in the yard, I am used to playing around... Don't take it to heart."

"It is said that 'if a child is not taught well, it is the fault of the father'... Uncle, you have a good relationship with He Daqing and Lao Jia, and now that they are gone, you have to help discipline them?" Zhao Xiyan said cheerfully.

"Director Zhao is right."

Director Zhang said in a deep voice, "Yi Zhonghai...how do you manage the courtyard? Do you let them do this?"

"I……"

Yi Zhonghai greeted all of Zhao Xiyan's ancestors in his heart.

"Director Zhao, how do you think this matter should be handled?" Captain Chen asked seriously.

"I think setting off fireworks late at night may disturb the neighbors, but it is not a crime, right?" Zhao Xiyan said with a smile, "Let's not alert the Joint Defense Office about this matter. Let's handle it in our own yard."

"what?"

A hint of fear flashed across Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu's eyes.

Just as he was about to speak out a retort, he saw the gun in Captain Chen's hand and instantly swallowed his words back.

"Director Zhao, this is a good suggestion, this is a good suggestion..." Yi Zhonghai quickly agreed, "This is our courtyard's business, we should handle our courtyard's business ourselves."

"Row."

Director Zhang said in a deep voice, "Since Director Zhao said so, let Director Zhao handle it."

"Director Zhao..."

Yi Zhonghai was about to come over, but was stopped by Zhao Xiyan.

"Don't try to get close to me."

Zhao Xiyan laughed and scolded, "I have always been a fair judge of the law... Since they have been spared the death penalty, I will just give each of them a few hemp ropes."

"Beat with a hemp rope?"

Everyone shrank their necks.

"Zhao Xiyan, you f---"

"Silly Zhu, don't you want to spend the night at the joint defense office?" Zhao Xiyan said faintly.

When Sha Zhu heard the words "Joint Defense Office", he immediately shut his mouth.

"Zhao Xiyan, it's okay... I admit defeat this time. How do you want to fight?" Jia Dongxu said gritting his teeth.

"It's very simple."

Zhao Xiyan spread his hands and said, "I've hung you guys under the eaves... I'll just spank you ten times if you're stunned."

"It's just ten slaps, come on." Sha Zhu said disdainfully.

"very good."

Zhao Xiyan immediately had the two men tied up and hung under the eaves of Yi Zhonghai's house, like two pieces of dried meat.

"Zhao Xiyan, these ten times...are they too many?" Yi Zhonghai hesitated.

"Uncle, you are an eighth-level fitter with strong hands, why don't you do it?" Zhao Xiyan said with a smile.

"I?"

Yi Zhonghai waved his hands hurriedly, "I can't do it, I can't do it..."

"Then do it yourself."

As soon as Zhao Xiyan took a step forward, Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu's faces suddenly changed.

"Don't worry, just come here."

"Yes, yes, Director Zhao, you can't play dirty tricks."

……

If Zhao Xiyan were to do this to them, they would be badly injured if not dead.

Yi Zhonghai looked at the two people who were facing a formidable enemy and couldn't help but said awkwardly, "Director Zhao, why don't I do it?"

"Okay, send two people to hang them under the eaves." Zhao Xiyan ordered with a smile.

Two members of the joint defense office immediately stepped forward, tied the two men's hands, and hung them up.

"Cough cough cough..."

Yan Bugui coughed twice.

"Here, it's yours."

Zhao Xiyan threw fifty cents over.

"Director Zhao is righteous."

Yan Bugui immediately went to get the hemp rope happily, but was stopped by Zhao Xiyan.

"I'd better go on my own."

After he finished speaking, he walked to the eaves of Yan Bugui's house and just picked up the hemp rope. However, before he took two steps, he cried "Ouch" and fell into the bucket.

"Fuck."

Captain Chen couldn't help but exclaim.

If this hemp rope touches cold water, it can kill people.

"Zhao Xiyan, what are you doing?" Sha Zhu said dissatisfiedly.

"Sorry, my hand slipped..."

Zhao Xiyan took out the wet hemp rope and handed it to Yi Zhonghai, "Uncle...you come here."

"to make."

After Yi Zhonghai took it, he was quite surprised and asked, "Old Yan, why is your hemp rope so heavy?"

"What a joke."

Yan Bugui said proudly, "The hemp ropes from the subdistrict office are not as good as the ones from my house."

"have to."

Yi Zhonghai waved the hemp rope.

You know what, this hemp rope is quite handy.

He looked at Jia Dongxu, thinking about letting go, but he didn't expect it was just a dance.

"Ow..."

Jia Dongxu screamed, startling everyone.

"No, brother, does it hurt so much?" Sha Zhu disagreed.

Jia Dongxu kept twisting his body and his eyeballs almost popped out.

Captain Chen looked at Director Zhang with confusion and couldn't help but come over and say a few words.

In ancient times, there was a very cool name for the act of whipping a leather whip with cold water, which was called "whipping".