Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me

After all, a septic tank is not a swimming pool. That stuff is like mud, and once it sticks to your body, you can't get it off, so even if Sha Zhu has a lot of brute force, he can't use it.

Xu Damao was also a smart guy. He knew he was no match for three people alone, so he took advantage of the opportunity to create some distance between them.

He looked up and happened to see Zhao Xiyan squatting on the septic tank smoking.

As their eyes met, Zhao Xiyan subconsciously took a few steps back.

"Xiao Zhao, don't leave. Come down and help me beat them up. I...I'll give you five dollars."

"Ouch."

Yi Zhonghai and others were all stunned.

This Xu Damao is really willing to spend a lot of money.

"Stop it."

Zhao Xiyan said dimly, "Instead of calling me, why not call the Yan brothers... Do you believe that all three of them can jump down if you pay five dollars each?"

"Brother Zhao, don't talk nonsense. I'm not that kind of person." Yan Jiecheng said dissatisfiedly.

"That's right, who would jump into the cesspool for five dollars?"

Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang also looked disdainful.

Septic tank.

Xu Damao looked at Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu approaching him and immediately shouted, "Ten yuan, I'll give you ten yuan each... Yan Jiecheng, I'll give you ten yuan if you come down."

That bastard Zhao Xiyan is right.

As long as the money is in place, Yan Jiecheng and the others will most likely come.

"Ten dollars?"

Everyone was stunned.

Especially Yan Bugui and the third aunt, they almost took out the abacus. There are three boys in his family, if all of them go, it will be 30 yuan. As a parent, it is not too much to take half, right?

Yan Bugui was just about to do some psychological work on Yan Jiecheng when suddenly two dark shadows jumped down from above.

Damn it.

Zhao Xiyan screamed and hurriedly ran five or six meters outside.

Thump thump!

After two muffled sounds, many people screamed.

They covered their faces, rushed to the faucet in the backyard and started washing.

"Who just jumped down?"

Yan Bugui just wiped his face and looked at Yan Jiecheng with gritted teeth.

"It seems to be Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian..."

Yan Jiefang was a little uncertain.

"Assholes, you can get 10 yuan by jumping down, what are you still standing here for?" Yan Bugui slapped his thigh and said, "Our family only earns 30 yuan... We can eat meat many times this month."

"Fuck."

When the three brothers of the Yan family heard about eating meat, their eyes turned red.

They took a deep breath and jumped towards the septic tank.

hiss.

Zhao Xiyan took a breath of cold air.

"Uncle, you deserve to be rich. You are really willing to take risks..."

As he spoke, he took out a cigarette and handed it over respectfully.

"Xiao Zhao, you are still too young and don't know how hard life is."

Yan Bugui wanted to reach out and pat Zhao Xiyan on the shoulder, but he dodged.

"Uncle, my shoulders hurt today. I can't bear it." Zhao Xiyan lied.

When Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian jumped down just now, they splashed all over Yan Bugui, and the smell could be smelled even from a distance of two people.

"Xiao Zhao, let's go back."

Qin Huairu pulled at the corner of Zhao Xiyan's clothes.

"This……"

Zhao Xiyan hesitated for a moment, "How about going back first and I'll go take a look..."

"Why are you acting like a child?" Qin Huairu scolded, "What's so good about this... It's so dirty."

"You do not understand."

After pinching her smooth face, Zhao Xiyan walked carefully to the edge of the septic tank.

I just glanced down and was immediately attracted.

Xu Damao, the Yan brothers, together with Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian stood aside and launched a fierce attack on Jia Dongxu, Sha Zhu and Liu Guangqi, just like a snowball fight, beating them so hard that they couldn't even raise their heads.

After an unknown amount of time, someone patted Zhao Xiyan on the shoulder.

He trembled subconsciously, and when he turned his head, he saw Director Zhang and Captain Chen with sullen faces.

"It's you guys. You scared me."

Zhao Xiyan patted his chest, took out a cigarette and handed it to Captain Chen.

"Xiao Zhao, this is going to never end, right?" Director Zhang said unhappily, "It just ended this afternoon, and now it's happening again tonight... Is it going to never end?"

"Hey, aunt, this has nothing to do with me." Zhao Xiyan said aggrievedly, "When there is a commotion in this courtyard, it is not appropriate for you to come to me instead of our steward."

"You really think I don't know?" Director Zhang said unhappily, "If you hadn't participated in what happened this afternoon, I would have cut off my head and given it to you..."

"Hey, Auntie, you have to provide evidence for this matter." Zhao Xiyan said embarrassedly, "The victim hasn't come to me to hold me accountable yet, so it's not appropriate for you to do this..."

"Do you really think that we have worked for so many years for nothing?" Captain Chen scolded with a smile, "I grew up watching Sha Zhu and the others. They also make noises normally... but they are definitely not so sophisticated."

"You even tied people up and pretended to be bandits to cause damage. Only a kid like you could think of that."

"Cough cough cough."

Zhao Xiyan coughed twice and whispered, "How can I hide my little cleverness from you? If you hadn't protected me, I would have to sweep the streets."

"It's good for you to know." Captain Chen glanced at the septic tank and frowned, "What's wrong with these guys? Why are they fighting down there..."

"Well."

It would have been better if Director Zhang didn't look. When he did, he immediately covered his mouth, ran to the side and vomited.

"I don't know either. They had already started fighting when I came out." Zhao Xiyan spread his hands.

"Hey."

Captain Chen sighed and shouted at the septic tank, "Stop it, everyone..."

When Zhao Xiyan saw someone looking back, he immediately pulled Captain Chen to hide aside.

brush!

A ball of dung was thrown up from below.

Snapped!

It fell to the ground, stinking all over.

Director Zhang just took a sip of the water handed to him by Qin Huairu, but when he saw the ball of feces, he immediately vomited again.

boom!

A gunshot pierced the night sky.

The warriors who were fighting fiercely in the septic tank were all stunned.

"I'll count to three. If anyone still doesn't come up, I'll take him to the Joint Defense Office and lock him up for half a month." Captain Chen said in a deep voice, "Three..."

brush!

A group of people immediately climbed up.

Zhao Xiyan immediately pulled Qin Huairu away. Seeing this, Captain Chen also pulled Director Zhang, who was vomiting violently, towards the compound.

Xu Damao and others were also restless when they were washing. From time to time, they would pinch a ball of feces from their bodies and throw it at others, which made the deaf old lady who wanted to come out to watch the fun burst into tears.

After half an hour.

Sha Zhu, Liu Guangqi and Jia Dongxu stood on one side, and the others stood with Xu Damao.

Captain Chen was about to ask a question when he glanced at everyone but didn't see Zhao Xiyan. He frowned and said, "Go... someone call Zhao Xiyan out."

"Eh."

Yan Jiecheng responded and immediately ran to the southwest corner.

But before he could knock on the door, it opened.

"Don't touch my door..."

Qin Huairu glared at Yan Jiecheng, then pulled Zhao Xiyan towards the courtyard.