Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me
Chapter 126: One stick of incense
Everyone looked at Jia Zhang, waiting for her answer with anticipation.
"Yes, I can hear it."
After answering with an indifferent look on her face, Jia Zhang took the fifty cents from Yi Zhonghai.
"It's a pity that I have no money." Zhao Xiyan sighed.
"What do you mean?" Xu Damao raised his eyebrows.
"If I had money, I should ask Jia Dongxu how many times a night." Zhao Xiyan said regretfully.
"Hahaha."
Everyone laughed so hard again that they fell over.
"Zhao Xiyan, are you looking for death?" Jia Dongxu rushed over and said angrily, "Don't think I can't beat you, so you bully me like this, I..."
"Wait, this is called bullying?" Zhao Xiyan pointed at the delighted Jia Zhang and said, "I paid for it...Okay, if you think I'm bullying you, Jia Zhang, give me back my money."
"roll."
Jia Zhang sneered, "I've taken care of the matter. I'm not afraid even if you file a complaint with the street office."
"Jia Dongxu, look, can you blame me for this?" Zhao Xiyan spread his hands.
"you……"
Jia Dongxu was suddenly speechless.
Xu Damao rolled his eyes and whispered to Liu Guangqi, "How about we each pay half and ask Jia Dongxu how many times a night?"
"half each?"
Liu Guangqi was delighted at first, but then he shook his head and said, "Two and a half cents is too much. It's not worth asking such a question."
"How about... we bring Xiao Zhao and Sha Zhu along?" Xu Damao whispered, "I'll pay two cents, and the three of you can pay for the rest?"
"One cent?"
Liu Guangqi was quite interested, looking around, "I don't know where this stupid Zhu has gone..."
Zhao Xiyan was not worried, after all, he had just paid the fifty cents.
"I'll go call Shazhu."
Xu Damao ran to the backyard.
"What is he doing?"
Zhao Xiyan looked at Liu Guangqi with surprise.
Liu Guangqi told the story again.
"Fuck, crowdfunding?"
Zhao Xiyan looked shocked.
Xu Damao is really quick-witted. He wanted to hear gossip but was reluctant to spend money, so he came up with this idea.
What a talent.
Not even a minute.
Xu Damao rushed back with Sha Zhu, who looked excited.
"Give me the money and I'll ask."
Liu Guangqi extended his hand to Zhao Xiyan.
"to make."
Zhao Xiyan happily paid a dime.
Xu Damao and Sha Zhu were also unambiguous and donated generously.
"Cough cough cough..."
Liu Guangqi coughed twice, attracting everyone's attention, and then chuckled, "Aunt Jia, I'll give you fifty cents, can I ask you a question?"
"Liu Guangqi..."
Liu Haizhong and the second aunt glared and shouted at the same time.
Is this kid crazy? He actually learned from Zhao Xiyan, the prodigal son?
"Liu Guangqi, why don't we let Xu Damao come?" Zhao Xiyan said hypocritically, "At least he won't be controlled by his parents, right?"
"Yes, how about I do it." Xu Damao said with his nose up.
"Screw you, shut up."
Liu Guangqi glared at him, then looked at Liu Haizhong and said, "Dad, I'm already working... Can you please stop interfering in my affairs?"
"you……"
Liu Haizhong was about to lose his temper but was stopped by the second aunt.
"Boss, Guangqi will be a cadre in the future. He has his own opinions. Let's just ignore him."
"cadre?"
When Liu Haizhong heard these two words, his eyes suddenly lit up, "That's right... Officials must have authority, we can't lose face for them."
Liu Guangqi breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that his parents no longer objected. In this courtyard, the person he respected the most was Zhao Xiyan.
This guy has some skills. He became the director right after entering the factory.
He couldn't afford to embarrass himself in front of this kid.
"Liu Guangqi, are you going to ask?" Jia Zhang said disdainfully, "Zhao Xiyan is not as procrastinating as you..."
"Ask, why not?"
Liu Guangqi asked curiously, "Aunt Jia, how many times do Jia Dongxu and Guo Ting have sex each night?"
puff!
Everyone laughed again.
Qin Huairu looked at Zhao Xiyan with a reproachful look on her face. This idea was most likely proposed by Zhao Xiyan.
Only he could come up with such a bad idea.
"Liu Guangqi, fuck you..."
"Don't shout, don't shout."
Liu Guangqi looked at Jia Dongxu with disdain and said, "I've already paid the money. If Aunt Jia wants to answer, then answer. If she doesn't want to answer, forget it..."
"mom."
Jia Dongxu shouted unhappily.
"Dongxu, don't worry, I'm not that kind of person."
After Jia Zhang said something to comfort him, she turned her head and said to Liu Guangqi, "Liu Guangqi, this question..."
"Let's pay more." Zhao Xiyan said immediately.
"Add money? How much?"
Jia Zhang's eyes lit up.
"Xiao Zhao..."
Liu Guangqi glared at Zhao Xiyan. Can you just say "add money" casually?
"Let's put it together and ask her two questions..."
Zhao Xiyan gathered a few people together.
"What question?" Xu Damao asked curiously.
"How many times a night, and how long each time..." Zhao Xiyan said calmly.
"Fuck, is it so exciting?"
Sha Zhu and Liu Guangqi both stood up.
"Don't shout, don't shout."
Zhao Xiyan pulled the two of them down and said, "How about this... let's add 20% to 50%, 25 cents each, is that ok?"
"I agree." Xu Damao said immediately.
He only has to pay 20 cents anyway, so five cents more is nothing.
"Okay, we agree too."
Sha Zhu and Liu Guangqi gritted their teeth.
"Pay your money."
Zhao Xiyan took out another 15 cents from his pocket, and the others also gritted their teeth and took out money.
For a long time.
Liu Guangqi said in a clear voice, "Aunt Jia, let's discuss this... I'll give you one dollar now, but you have to answer two questions for us."
"A dollar?"
There were bursts of exclamations in the yard.
Are these guys crazy?
Sha Zhu and Xu Damao even stood up and waved to everyone, as if they were very honored.
Zhao Xiyan took two steps to the side.
After all, Jia Dongxu was already shaking with anger, and if he was provoked again, he might resort to violence.
"Give me the money first..." Jia Zhang sneered.
"Master."
Liu Guangqi also stuffed the money into Yi Zhonghai's hand, and then asked curiously, "First question... How many times does Jia Dongxu have sex in one night?"
"Liu Guangqi..."
Jia Dongxu roared.
"Forget it, I'm going home to sleep."
Zhao Xiyan pretended to yawn but didn't even move his butt.
"Yeah, never mind."
Liu Guangqi pretended to take the money back, but was stopped by Jia Zhang.
"Liu Guangqi, can't you afford to play?"
"Jia Dongxu is already angry, what's the point of continuing playing?" Zhao Xiyan said hypocritically.
"None of your business."
Jia Zhang glared at him before saying coldly, "No more than twice a night..."
"Ouch."
There was a sudden cry of surprise in the yard.
Guo Ting was so ashamed that she went straight back to her room.
Jia Dongxu was so angry that his face turned black.
"How long at a time?" Xu Damao asked anxiously.
"The time of a stick of incense."
Jia Zhang took the money and left.
"Only five minutes?" Zhao Xiyan exclaimed.
"Just wait with me."
Jia Dongxu said something and walked towards the central courtyard.
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