Traveling through Hogwarts, just wanting to have a love affair
Chapter 4 I'll tell you a joke
"Astoria, aren't you with your sister Daphne?"
Phoenix entered the carriage and asked curiously.
"Um~~, no, Daphne is in the same carriage with her classmates, but she said she would come to see me later."
Astoria saw that it was Phoenix, her nervousness relaxed slightly and she spoke quietly.
"Well, Draco is in a carriage with his classmates, and there's nowhere for me to sit, so can I sit here?"
Phoenix showed an expression of being abandoned and asked:
"Okay."
Astoria saw Phoenix's sad face and believed what he said without any doubt and said with understanding.
Just then, there was a loud bang on the door.
It sounds like a good start, no, a good start.
Astoria looked at the door in confusion, but Phoenix closed the door more tightly and secretly locked it to prevent anyone from coming in.
But I swear to God, he really didn't mean to do anything bad.
Fortunately, each carriage is protected by a silencing spell, so the noise outside cannot be heard inside.
"Is there anyone outside?"
Astoria asked doubtfully:
Phoenix said quickly:
"No, no, it's just a rat. This train is quite old, and it's normal to see a few rats occasionally."
"Look at this door, it's really pitiful, even rats destroy it, haha~~"
Astoria looked at Phoenix's strange behavior, and although she was still a little doubtful, she chose to believe Phoenix.
"Well, please sit down. We're still a long way to Hogwarts."
Astoria said softly.
When Phoenix heard this, he immediately threw his luggage on the seat on the other side and sat next to Astoria with a natural expression.
Astoria felt the warmth beside her and felt a little embarrassed. She turned her head to the car window and looked at the scenery outside.
But I have some doubts:
"I always feel that Phoenix is weird, especially his eyes. Although I don't hate them, they are still very strange."
"Astoria, do you know what happened to Professor Quirrell of Defense Against the Dark Arts last year?"
Phoenix tried to talk more with Astoria and get to know each other.
After all, what Phoenix wants is a relationship that can lead directly to marriage, not to be a sea king.
If both parties cannot adapt to each other's personality, such a relationship will end sooner or later.
The last time we met briefly, we were just nodding acquaintances.
"I know. Daphne told me that Quirrell is a dark wizard."
Astoria thought for a moment and said.
"Then do you know who our Defense Against the Dark Arts professor is this year?"
Phoenix pretended to be mysterious and whispered.
"Who?"
Astoria's curiosity was also aroused. After all, every girl has a gossipy heart.
"Gilderoy Lockhart."
Phoenix carefully said a name while staring at Astoria's face, afraid to miss anything.
He was worried that Astoria liked Gilderoy Lockhart like the other girls.
Phoenix was a relatively conservative person in his previous life. Although this is understandable, it is definitely impossible for him to let it go.
You can say that Phoenix is selfish or narrow-minded, but he just doesn't like the girl he likes to like someone else, let alone a man.
In his previous life, he saw a girl wearing a wedding dress to a concert in order to chase a star, and his three views were shattered at that time.
But fortunately, Astoria did not show any obsessive look.
"I often hear my sister mention him. She likes Gilderoy Lockhart very much. He seems to be a very powerful wizard. I didn't expect that he would be our Defense Against the Dark Arts professor this year."
Astoria said in surprise.
"how about you?"
"Don't you like him? After all, he is really awesome."
Phoenix asked in a low voice, like a pitiful kitten that was about to be abandoned at any time.
When Phoenix heard that the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts was Gilderoy Lockhart, he looked up his glorious deeds.
It doesn't matter if you don't check, but once you check, you'll be shocked. Looking at what Gilderoy Lockhart did, he began to suspect whether Gilderoy Lockhart was another time traveler.
After all, according to his deeds, with his strength, he could have defeated Voldemort alone and stepped on Dumbledore.
There is no such thing as the savior Harry Potter. This protagonist can just retire.
"No, no matter how wonderful their lives are, they are still theirs, not mine. I just want to live my own life well."
Astoria lowered her eyes and said in a nonchalant tone.
Phoenix couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he heard this, but he also missed the flash of sadness in Astoria's eyes.
But Phoenix still felt that the girl next to him seemed to be in a bad mood, so he suddenly had an idea and said:
"Let me tell you a joke."
Astoria was indeed attracted. In the past, when she was in the manor, she loved her sister telling her stories the most.
But since my sister went to school, I rarely tell her stories, let alone jokes, which sound very interesting.
"Okay, thank you, Phoenix."
Astoria smiled happily, her shallow dimples were particularly cute, and her big eyes blinked as if there was light shining.
Phoenix was attracted by this scene and couldn't help but stare at it.
But he still remembered the important matter, cleared his throat and said:
"Once upon a time there was a little white rabbit. He was walking in the forest one day, but suddenly a big bad wolf came out of the woods and said to the little white rabbit:
'I'm going to eat you! '"
Phoenix stopped talking here and said mysteriously:
"Guess what happened next?"
"They became good friends?"
Astoria thought carefully for a moment and gave an answer.
"wrong."
Phoenix shook his head, and then, under Astoria's puzzled gaze, he gave an answer that Astoria would never forget.
"Then the little white rabbit was eaten by the big bad wolf."
Phoenix looked serious, as if he was answering a very serious question.
"you you……"
Astoria hesitated for a moment and didn't know what to say, but in the end she glared at Phoenix fiercely and spat in a low voice:
"You're the one who got eaten, you bad guy."
Phoenix especially wants to say at this time:
"I am the Big Bad Wolf, and you just be the Little White Rabbit."
But he still held back. They were still young and needed to maintain their composure and good character.
Little did he know that Phoenix's personality had collapsed because of one of his jokes.
"He looks like a gentle boy, but why did he say something so... so rude?"
Astoria thought to herself, but she didn't notice that her previous sad mood had long gone.
"Ahem, so it's just a joke, don't take it seriously."
Phoenix couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed when he saw the little girl's strange look.
After all, the joke was a little dull and he felt awkward.
Just then, the door suddenly opened, and Phoenix and Astoria turned their heads at the same time to see an angry Daphne walking in, followed by a "smiling" Draco.
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