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"Megumin——"

A bear hug almost made Fushiguro Megumi throw the things in his hand away...

Just as he was about to raise his hands to hug Doria tightly, he was stopped by another figure.

Gojo Satoru skillfully grabbed Doria's waist and hugged her over.

"How many times do I have to tell you to remember not to jump on other people!"

"slightly"

Doria made a face and put her face in Gojo Satoru's shoulder.

“Meihui is no one else!!”

"Good good..."

He lowered his head and bit Doria's fair cheek.

"pain--"

There were tears welling up in my eyes, but I was pretending.

"Then how about giving Duoduo ice cream as a reward?"

"it is good!!"

He hugged Gojo Satoru's face and kissed him several times.

Fushiguro Megumi (?_? ) has gotten used to it, it’s okay... He is broad-minded and doesn’t bother with petty people.

……

"Do you want to kiss again..."

A deep voice rang in Doria's ears, and her eyes widened with tears.

He pushed the person away, rushed into the bathroom, and jumped into the bathtub.

The slender legs are no longer there... a fish tail with a blue glow appears inside.

"Haaa..." There was a light laugh outside.

"Scumbag Gojo Satoru...his waist is about to break" Turn into a fish and kiss the air.

"Duoduo sauce~"

The voice is upturned, with a strong nostalgic tone.

With his upper body naked, he stood at the door openly, covering his eyes reflexively.

"Ah~ Xiaoyu would feel embarrassed too."

He grabbed Doria's hand and pressed it against his chest, "Xiaoyu~ Look here, who bit you~"

“And here~”

"Here~"

"Ok?"

A low laugh came from above my head. Doria (°ー°〃)

Just put your head in the water.

"You asked me to bite you..." The voice was muffled, and bubbles were still coming out of the water.

Gojo Satoru knelt on one knee beside him, "Good boy Duoduo... come out..."

Doria shook her head. No, if she went out, she would be like a fish on the chopping board, at the mercy of others. It really meant what it said, at the mercy of others! !

"Duoduo sauce~"

One hand reached into the water restlessly, slowly touched Doria's soft fish tail, and gently stroked it.

"..."

"Hey, don't do this every time... you'll end up getting fried, stir-fried, or stewed anyway."

"Go away..." What a stupid word! !

"Damn it, why don't you try looking at another one!" Doria suddenly seemed to have thought of something.

"Yo yo yo, I'm so anxious!"

"I*****"

He stood up suddenly and jumped out of the water.

She was so angry that she thought that she could kill the fish but not humiliate it. She wanted to knock herself out and go back to the system space to beat up Lao Liu.

“Duoduo…”

It's over. I forgot there was a scumbag coveting the fish...

Gojo Satoru put his arms around Doria's slender waist and couldn't help but kiss her again.

“Duoduo…”

"I love you so much..."

"Well……"

Lao Liu had a grim expression and entered the small dark room skillfully. What a lunatic! !

Doria fainted as she wished, but I won’t go into details about how she fainted.

……

"Woooooooooooo..."

“Megumin…”

Before he could rush over to hug the person, he was caught in the arms of some unscrupulous white-haired guy.

"Duoduo sauce~"

“My arms are better.”

boom--

The door that had just been opened was slammed shut...

"I'm going to break up with you! You're bullying fish!"

"Be good"

Gojo Satoru sighed in satisfaction.

He rubbed Doria hard into his arms. He...really, really...could not leave...his little fish...

Change your expression appropriately, with the corners of your eyes red.

"I'm sorry, Duoduo... I love someone too much and can't control myself... I'm sorry..."

Doria looked up, and saw a face that looked extremely hurt.

She fell into self-doubt again...

"It's okay, I was just joking with Wu..."

Chirp——

He held Gojo Satoru's face and kissed him several times sincerely.

"It's enough for you to know that I love you very much"

His blue eyes were deep, receiving endless information. Only in front of the one he loved could he ignore all the messy information...

Very small... can only hold one Doria...

"I know……"

"I love Duoduo very much too..."

One lifetime is not enough for me to love you. If possible, he is willing to follow you and love you forever!

It is true that love is the most twisted curse, but love is also his salvation!

……

Gojo Satoru stared stiffly at a baby lying on the bed, with white hair...

With long eyelashes and a milky face, she fell asleep quietly.

"Yeah~"

"Little kid~"

...No, where did this wild kid come from? He picked him up with some disgust.

Someone’s child ran away to their house...post a missing person notice and send it out.

the other side.

"You are a fish this time. You and your five husbands are of different species, so you can't have babies in this world."

"Is that so..." Doria felt a little disappointed.

She also wanted a child... just for fun...

Lao Liu glanced at Doria and said, "But you are my favorite host. I will find a way for you."

"Extracted from your love, the most precious emotion, the crystallization of love born"

"In order to leave no regrets and let the host live happily, the fruit of love has been transformed into a living being and appeared in your home."

A sudden surprise hit Doria...

"Really!"

"To you..." Go back...

Before she could finish her words, Doria had disappeared.

My heart and eyes are full of little babies.

"Megumin!"

The door opened with a bang, "Let's go home!"

Fushiguro Megumi dropped all the fries on the floor and gritted her teeth. She had just been pestering to get out, but now she wanted to go back.

Even the donkeys in the production team were not driven like this!

Doria was in high spirits. She grabbed Fushiguro Megumi and rushed home.

“…What are you doing?”

Megumi Fushiguro's hair was blown into a mess...and she looked messy too.

"Little baby~" he wandered excitedly at the door.

Doria pushed the door open carefully, but the soft and tender baby she imagined did not appear.

"You lied to me"

Lao Liu looked over lazily?(?'?'? )??????

Oh my god, where’s the little cub!

"I remember the teleportation location was your home."

Doria's eyes were filled with tears. She thought the baby might be somewhere else, so she wiped away her tears and started looking for the baby one by one.

"Duoduo..." Fushiguro Megumi was confused, why was she crying? Where did this baby come from? It couldn't be the annoying Gojo Satoru!

"ah……"

"Sorry sorry"

"I'm late~"

"Look what the handsome Gojo Satoru brought you..."

Gojo Satoru took off his sunglasses, ignoring everyone, and raised the desserts and ice cream in his hands exaggeratedly.

He struck a very handsome pose!

……

boom--

A sound.

Doria rushed out in a panic.

There was panic on his face, but when he saw Gojo Satoru, he suddenly felt like he had found his backbone.

"Wuwuwu... Wu, our cub is missing..."

"what!"

Gojo Satoru bent down, put his hand on Doria's forehead, and muttered to himself, "No fever~"

Where did they get the baby? He and Duoduo probably wouldn’t be able to have a child in their lifetime. A mermaid and a human…

"Impossible, that's my cub."

"Her hair is as white as yours, and she looks like you... soft and cute." Obviously, Lao Liu had already shown her the photo.

"I am a mermaid, my baby was not born..." She cried even harder, that was the fruit of our love.

How could it be gone?

“……” Gojo Satoru realized belatedly that a string in his brain had broken.

He seemed to have… thrown his own child into the nursery…

Swah——

No one is around...

Doria was still standing there in a mess.

At the nursery, the skilled staff looked at the children in their care with some heartache.

Just about to speak.

A dark shadow stood in front of him.

Gojo Satoru had a blank expression on his face, looking down at her and saying, "Give it back to me... I won't ask you to do that anymore."

On the way back holding the child, he looked carefully, and the tenderness in his eyes could not be erased.

Her hair is the same as his, and her face is round, like Duoduo.

"Yeah..."

The little cub slowly opened his eyes, his deep blue eyes were filled with... Gojo Satoru.

As if he had thought of something, he pulled open the mattress underneath, with anticipation in his eyes, and the next second, his face turned black~

……

Doria would never ask Gojo Satoru why their cub was in the nursery.

I was afraid that if I asked him, I would not be able to help but slap him in the face.

"Guoguo, come here..."

Gojo Satoru half-closed his eyes and kicked the little kid lying next to him. He almost kicked him off the bed, and someone was so scared that he turned over and immediately grabbed him back.

"Eh...baba"

"Ah~" He kissed the little bean's nose.

The little kid used both his hands and feet to try hard to pull at Gojo Satoru's collar.

"Go find Xiayouba"

His chubby face wrinkled immediately, and his small eyes were filled with tears.

Exactly the same as Duoduo.

"Guo Guo~ You love daddy the most, right~"

"Well……"

"Xiayoubaba is alone..."

The little kid was confused, his saliva was all over his father's face, and he nodded hesitantly.

boom--

Geto Suguru who was half asleep and half awake.

Before he opened his eyes, something was stuffed into his arms.

"Jay~"

"Sorry... I have something important to do."

"Thank you~"

Again... bang——

Doria nestled in Gojo Satoru's arms, and when she looked up she could see that unruly and handsome face.

"Yeah~"

"Duoduo sauce~"

"Isn't it so handsome?"

The sunglasses were pulled down, and the blue eyes met Doria's.

It is also imprinted on my heart.

"Yes, Wu is so handsome."

"Haaa" he tilted his head back, his eyebrows and eyes curved with a smile.

……

Xia Yujie smiled bitterly, looking at the smaller version of Gojo Godolia, and gently touched the little cub's head, "Who is better, Xia Yu's father or your father?"

"Summer Oil Baba"

"Yo~ Guoguo~"

It’s still more pleasing to look at Xiao Gojo Yue.

"Guoguo, you'd better not learn from your unreliable father!"

"Yixia Youyou daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy..."

(?_? )Okay, I better learn it, otherwise I will be like Duoduo... not very smart...

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The last chapter is the five-summer sandwich if line that I promised everyone.