The daughter of the firstborn is rebellious and is reborn to bury her whole family
Chapter 61 Shameless
Si Tunan shouted "Hey", squeezed through the crowd, and finally managed to get to the front, then took two steps at a time and went up the stairs.
He first bowed to Dean Lin and several teachers, then turned to Shen Yaozu and said, "Young Master, I can take over your first couplet."
Shen Yaozu didn't take it seriously at all: "Where did you come from, little beggar? Stop making trouble!"
After he finished speaking, he took out two copper coins from his purse, threw them at Si Tunan's feet, and said, "Take the money and leave quickly. You'll be beaten when the guards chase you away!"
Out of professional habit, Si Tunan picked up the copper coin without thinking.
But after he took the copper coin in his hand, he remembered to ask Shen Yaozu: "If I don't leave, will you return the money to me?"
"You still dare not leave?!"
"Why not?" Si Tunan's face was almost filled with "Are you sick?" "Is this the door of your house? Did you pee here and leave a mark?"
"What did you say, you little bastard?" Shen Yaozu rushed up and was about to beat him up.
Si Tunan, however, leaped behind the teacher at the farthest corner and continued to scold Shen Yaozu: "You chased me away because you were afraid that I would come up with the second line and make you lose face."
"You are so narrow-minded. I think you should not say that you are a student of Qingtong Academy when you go out in the future. You will bring shame to the dean and other teachers."
"What qualifications do you, a stinking beggar, have to comment on this young master!"
As Shen Yaozu said this, he was about to step forward to grab him, but was stopped by the teacher in a long gray cloth gown.
The teacher's surname was Wu and his given name was Changshuo.
He is in his sixties, has a goatee, is not tall and is a little thin.
He protected Si Tunan behind him, looked at Shen Yaozu with a hint of displeasure, and said in a deep voice: "So what if you are a beggar? You claim to be well-versed in the books of sages, but don't you even understand the principle of 'a hero does not ask where he came from'?"
"...Master, please calm down, Master, please calm down." Shen Yaozu changed his arrogant attitude and said, "I am just afraid that he is a beggar and has polluted the academy's territory."
After hearing this, Master Wu's face was pulled long and he became even more unhappy: "What's wrong with the beggar? Did the beggar steal your money? Burn your house? Dig up your ancestral grave?"
Master Wu kept asking questions, which frightened Shen Yaozu so much that he kept bowing and almost kowtowing on his knees.
Someone was curious and asked the people around him: "Hey, why is this teacher so angry?"
"Don't you know? This Master Wu had to eat when he was a child! Although Master Shen is targeting this little beggar, do you think the Master will feel happy after hearing this?"
"I think Mr. Shen will have a hard time in Qingtong Academy from now on."
How would Shen Yaozu know all this!
However, seeing that Master Wu was protecting the little beggar, he could not stop him any longer and said, "Since it is Master's teaching, I cannot disobey. I will let you, little beggar, take over the couplet and see what you can do!"
He just didn't believe that a beggar like him could understand knowledge!
Si Tunan was still thinking about the two copper coins: "Then this money..."
Shen Yaozu: "I reward you."
"It will save you from crying later, as if I bullied you."
But after hearing this, Situ Nan raised his chin, raised his hand and threw the two copper coins back to him, hitting him on the feet.
He said: "I would rather not accept charity!"
"If you have the guts, let's have a bet. If I win, you give me all the money in your purse."
Shen Yaozu sneered: "What if you lose?"
"I'll do whatever you tell me to do!"
"Okay!" Shen Yaozu was waiting for him to say this: "If you lose, you will kneel on the ground and kowtow to me three times, then crawl under my crotch!"
As soon as these words were spoken, Dean Lin and Master Wu's faces instantly turned as black as the bottom of a pot.
Shen Qiyin watched this scene from afar, and the smile on his face could only be described as “brilliant”!
He is worthy of being her "good second brother". She doesn't even need to bother to do anything, he can kill himself.
Master Wu squatted in front of Si Tunan and wiped the dust off his face with a handkerchief. That was the dust that Shen Qiyin had smeared on his face on the way here.
He asked Si Tunan: "Wawa, have you thought it through?"
"a man of his words."
"If you regret it now, I can still help you negotiate and cancel this bet."
Hearing this, Si Tunan glanced at the crowd.
No one knew what he was looking at. After a moment, he turned his gaze back to Master Wu and said firmly, "Thank you, Master, but a man should do what he says. I will never go back on my word."
"Even if I lose, I am willing to accept the punishment. There is nothing shameful about it."
"Well said!" A hint of praise appeared in Master Wu's eyes.
He patted Si Tunan's shoulder approvingly and said, "Wow, if you can answer this couplet correctly, you can enter my Qingtong Academy."
"Even if it doesn't make sense, if you are willing to study and learn, I..."
"Brother Changshuo." Dean Lin suddenly spoke up, interrupting Master Wu's words: "It won't be too late to take a look first."
"……Um."
Dean Lin looked at Si Tunan and said, "Little kid, Master Wu has high hopes for you. Just write down your second line and let us see what it is."
"Yes."
Si Tunan walked to the table and picked up a pen.
Because of the several steps between them, the people below couldn't see what he wrote, but Shen Yaozu standing next to him could see it clearly.
When he saw Si Tunan write the first word, he couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Ha!" He sneered, "This word, written in a dog-like manner, is worse than what I wrote with my feet."
Si Tunan: "What you said is worse than my fart."
"What did you say?!"
"I'm praising you."
"you……"
Shen Yaozu failed to gain the upper hand with words and almost resorted to violence.
Fortunately, Master Wu was protecting his son and watching him closely, so he didn't dare to act rashly.
While they were talking, Si Tunan had already written the second couplet, which the guard held up for everyone to see.
【Filial piety, brotherhood, loyalty, trustworthiness, propriety, righteousness, and integrity】
Mr. Wu stroked his beard and smiled so much that his eyes narrowed into slits.
When the people saw this, they did not understand its meaning.
Shen Yaozu was even more confused: "Is your answer correct? Mine is missing a word!"
Si Tunan: "That's me too."
"My name is 'Wang Ba', which is a homophone of 'Wang Ba'. What is yours?"
"The eight virtues of a gentleman are filial piety, respect for elders, loyalty, trustworthiness, propriety, righteousness, and honesty."
"You think I don't know how to count? These are clearly the seven virtues!"
"Because you are shameless."
Shen Yaozu got angry when he heard it: "How dare you scold me, you little bastard!"
Si Tunan stood there with his hands on his hips, like a host of thousands of soldiers and horses: "What's wrong with scolding you? Aren't you going to scold people with couplets? What, the officials are allowed to set fires, but the people are not allowed to light lamps?"
"Good scolding!" Someone in the crowd shouted.
The others also echoed: "What the little beggar said is right. Since Mr. Shen can call the person who answered the couplet a turtle, then the little beggar can naturally turn around and call the person who came up with the couplet shameless. This is called tooth for tooth!"
"Mr. Shen!" Someone called out to Shen Yaozu loudly, saying to him, "Do you know how a goose calls? Let me teach you, 'yes, 'yes, 'yes..."
"Hahahahaha."
……
The onlookers were just there to watch the fun, and thought it was great that Si Tunan was using his own medicine to return the favor, but what Dean Lin and the others saw was his talent.
Several people looked at each other and nodded.
Mr. Wu's beard was about to rise to the sky, and he thought to himself, how could I be wrong in judging people! This kid is really good!
His eyes swept over Shen Yaozu who was jumping in anxiety beside him, and Mr. Wu rolled his eyes. This is not a good guy.
Dean Lin announced in public that Si Tunan's couplet was neat and satisfactory, and the challenge was successful.
When Shen Yaozu heard this, he was immediately defeated!
"What?! Does this mean he succeeded in his challenge?" He couldn't accept it. "How could he be able to answer my couplet at such a young age? Maybe someone taught him!"
Si Tunan calmly retorted: "Why do you think so? Could it be that the couplet you wrote to Xiao Shizi was taught by someone else?"
"How, how is it possible!"
"It's impossible, so why are you so anxious?" Si Tunan said, as if to say, "I was just saying it casually." "You're yelling so loudly, someone who doesn't know would think someone's donkey ran away without being tied up."
"Who are you calling a bastard?" Shen Yaozu was so angry that his nose was crooked.
"I don't know who you were calling a bastard, but I was calling my son names."
"you……"
"Hey, hey, hey, don't change the subject. Since I won, just give me the money in your purse." This was purely an unexpected gain.
Since he had already made the promise, Shen Yaozu had no choice but to pay the money as he was told.
But he no longer cared about the money at this moment. He just didn't believe that a beggar like him could be so literary. Even the dean and the teacher approved of his couplet.
There must be someone behind him!
He must find out who is behind this!
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