Siheyuan: Started in 1950, third-level cook

When Sha Zhu heard that Yi Zhonghai was injured, he was thinking about whether he should go to his house to say hello.

Although the relationship between the two families is not as good as before, they have been neighbors for so many years after all, so Sha Zhu thinks there is nothing wrong with visiting them.

But before he could even visit, the shameless Yi Zhonghai spread rumors in the courtyard, saying that he had committed a crime and was arrested by the security department.

Doesn't this ruin his reputation?

Combined with the fact that Yi Zhonghai had paid back the debt for the Jia family a while ago, Sha Zhu subconsciously thought that Yi Zhonghai was deliberately discrediting him.

Fortunately, the rumor was debunked before it spread out of Siheyuan, otherwise who knows what kind of rumors it would have spread.

Rumors are like this, they become more and more outrageous as they are passed on by word of mouth.

Perhaps what Yi Zhonghai was talking about was that Sha Zhu was arrested by the security department because he committed a crime.

But in the next yard, he might become Shazhu because he was taken away by the security department early in the morning for stealing things in the steel mill.

Once the news spreads out of the alley, it might be said that Sha Zhu stole someone from the steel mill and was taken away by the security department and shot.

He hasn't married yet. If his reputation is ruined, no one will accept the money he gives to the matchmaker.

Moreover, his relationship with Liu Lan is getting closer and closer. People from their family will definitely come to Nanluoguxiang to inquire about their family situation. If they believe the rumors and refuse to agree to what Liu Lan and him are doing, Sha Zhu will be so angry that he will die.

And that Jia Zhang was the most excessive.

When she heard that something happened to her, she actually shouted that God had eyes?

Fuck you, is this even human language?

All the things that happened before have been thrown to the dogs!

While thinking about this, Sha Zhu rushed to the public toilet angrily, gathered several urine buckets that were not full yet, and then took out an empty bucket and filled it with Aoli Gei.

Just like that, Sha Zhu returned quickly to the courtyard, carrying a bucket in one hand.

Because Sha Zhu got off work late, most people in the courtyard had already gone to bed, so he was not afraid of being seen.

"I let you spread rumors that I was in trouble, and I let you not see me getting better!"

While cursing, Sha Zhu picked up a bucket and poured things on the doors of Jia's and Yi Zhonghai's houses.

In just three or two strokes, the two barrels of 'raw materials' were poured out.

After doing all this, Sha Zhu ran out in a hurry, threw the bucket back into the public toilet and went home to sleep.

But as soon as he lay down, Sha Zhu regretted it.

It stinks so damn much!

Their house was almost next to Yi Zhonghai's, and not far from the Jia family. Although the stuff was spilled on their doors, the smell was pervasive.

But Shazhu felt happy, so he covered himself with the quilt and prepared to go to sleep.

On the other side, the Jia family.

Qin Huairu, who had just finished feeding her baby, heard the noise, but didn't care about it because Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu had already started snoring, and she, a woman, didn't dare to go out to see what was going on.

But she soon realized something was wrong. The smell was too pungent. Who peed on their door?

No, a pee wouldn't have such a strong effect. Someone threw something at their doorstep.

Thinking of this, Qin Huairu hurriedly woke up Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu.

"Dongxu, Dongxu, don't sleep. Something happened."

But Jia Dongxu was tired after working the whole day at the steel mill. After being woken up by Qin Huairu, he cursed her impatiently, then turned over and continued to sleep.

Qin Huairu was speechless. How could you sleep with such a strong smell?

"Mom, Mom, please don't sleep. It seems like someone poured something on our door. It's stinking!"

Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu were of the same caliber, and it was not until Qin Huairu got out of bed and shook the head that Jia Zhang was woken up.

"Qin Huairu, why are you still awake in the middle of the night? What are you doing... Ugh~~~ It stinks, who defecated in the room?"

Jia Zhang, who had just been woken up, immediately realized something was wrong and almost vomited on the bed.

"Mom, it seems like someone in the yard threw something at our house." Qin Huairu said again.

"What the hell?"

When Jia Zhang heard this, she was furious. Who in this courtyard would have the guts to bully their Jia family?

If we don't catch the guy and give him a good beating today, others will think that the Jia family is easy to bully.

Having said that, Jia Zhang cursed, climbed out of bed, put on some clothes and walked towards the door.

Qin Huairu wanted to follow, but soon she heard a violent retching sound.

“Ugh~~Ugh~~~”

The sound was so contagious that Qin Huairu started to retch as well.

Although the two hadn't opened the door yet, they already guessed what was going on.

Someone actually threw feces and urine on their door, and some of the feces and urine had already flowed into the house through the cracks in the door. The stench was so unbearable that people could hardly open their eyes.

"Huh, there's a donkey in the house?"

Jia Dongxu, who turned over to sleep, was suddenly awakened by the sound of retching, and then he started retching as well.

"Did my son poop on the bed? Why does it smell so bad?" Jia Dongxu was a little confused and felt dizzy.

The one with the strongest resistance was Jia Zhang. She pulled a towel from the clothesline in the house and covered her face with it, then opened the door and rushed out cursing.

She wanted to see who was so bold as to disgust the Jia family in this way.

But who would have thought that the ground that had just been splashed with something was extremely slippery. As soon as Jia Zhang's front foot touched the ground, she slid forward for a distance, did a big split, and fell on the filthy ground.

Jia Zhang, who was already at this age, could not bear it any longer and started howling loudly.

"Ah! It hurts so much, it hurts so much!"

But after howling for a few sentences, Jia Zhang began to retch violently.

"Ugh, ugh~ It stinks, ugh!"

Jia Zhang was lying on her side on the ground, cursing and retching while trying to get up.

"Who is it! Who is it? I'll skin him alive... Ugh~~"

Immersed in it, Jia Zhang felt like she was going crazy.

It would have been bad enough that feces was splashed on the door of her house, but she actually slipped inside, and her body and clothes were covered with unspeakable things. Jia Zhang was so angry that she wanted to eat someone.

Just as Jia Zhang was trying to save herself, the lights came on in Yi Zhonghai's house across the street, and then the door was pushed open by an old lady.

Soon, the sound of two people cursing could be heard in the yard.

Jia Zhang had a loud voice to begin with, and with the addition of an old lady, she soon alarmed everyone in the courtyard.

When they heard that it was Jia Zhang who was cursing in the street, the people in the yard quickly got dressed and got up, and hurried to watch the fun.

But as soon as I arrived at the central courtyard, I smelled a foul odor.

"Ugh~~Who the hell is pooping in the yard? Is it Jia Zhang?"

"Damn, it stinks. If it's not Jia Zhang, then it must be Jia Dongxu. The Jia family is the only one in the courtyard who likes to poop in the courtyard."

"Damn, what is the Jia family trying to do? Why are they always in the courtyard?!"

There was no way. The Jia family had a history of having sex in the yard, so it was hard not to be suspicious.