Siheyuan: Started in 1950, third-level cook

Early the next morning, cursing sounds were heard in the yard.

"No, who is so immoral as to poop in the yard?"

"It would be fine if he just did one poop, but he actually did four or five poops. The public toilet is not far from our yard. Are you really that lazy?"

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, put his hands on his hips and shouted a few words in the middle courtyard.

He originally wanted to go to the backyard to find Chen Jun to go fishing.

We finally have a holiday, shouldn’t we take the opportunity to catch more fish?

This not only adds some meat to the family, but the leftovers can also be sold.

But as soon as he walked into the middle courtyard, Yan Bugui smelled a foul odor.

I glanced down and saw that there were four or five stalls of varying sizes in the yard.

The New Year is just around the corner. Who would be so disgusting as to do such a disgusting thing?

They are a civilized courtyard. How embarrassing would it be if this got out?

Hearing the third uncle's shouting, the residents in the yard ran out one after another.

After seeing the situation on the scene, they were even more excited than the third uncle.

"I know, I know. These were all pulled by Jia Zhang. I saw them all last night!"

"Ah??? Jia Zhang? Did this old woman do this on purpose? It's so fucking disgusting!"

"I don't know if it was intentional or not, but I saw it with my own eyes. Their family was farting non-stop yesterday. They might have had diarrhea."

"Looking at all the piles of dirt, it's really disgusting. Hey, someone go call out Jia Zhang and ask her to shovel it all out. It's so disgusting."

"Hey, Shazhu is out!" Someone shouted, "Shazhu, go call your sister Hua and ask her to clean up."

"Get lost!"

Even Shazhu is speechless.

As soon as I came out to watch the fun, I was blocked by someone.

What the hell is Sister Hua? We can’t get over this, right?

After cursing, Sha Zhu couldn't stay any longer and turned back to the house.

After hearing what the people in the yard said, Yan Bugui couldn't help but twitch his face.

This Jia Zhang family is truly a cancer in this courtyard!

It's okay to be disgusting at ordinary times, but he won't let people have peace during the New Year.

Today is the 29th day of the twelfth lunar month, and everyone in the yard is frying meatballs and steaming buns.

You're pulling it into the yard, you did it on purpose!

After cursing inwardly, Yan Bugui covered his nose and went to the backyard.

At this time, the Jia family was also filled with a foul stench.

Qin Huairu listened to the discussions of people in the yard, frowned, poured a cup of hot water, then lifted the curtain to check on Jia Dongxu's condition.

Whether it is Jia Dongxu or Jia Zhangshi, both of them are not in good condition.

His face was pale and he looked hollowed out.

Even when the two had just gotten married, Jia Dongxu's expression wasn't as ugly as it is now.

In comparison, Jia Zhang's situation was slightly better.

She didn't eat as much as Jia Dongxu last night, but she defecated more than Jia Dongxu, and some bad things had almost been excreted.

Plus, she has a solid foundation and is much more resilient than that fake Jia Dongxu.

Ever since she and Xu Damao went to the alley, Qin Huairu began to be wary of Jia Dongxu.

In order to prevent him from going out and messing around, Qin Huairu practiced breathing techniques almost every day and never let Jia Dongxu have any time to spare.

This made Jia Dongxu, who was already weak, even weaker.

After pooping all night, Jia Dongxu felt dizzy.

"Dongxu, how are you?"

Qin Huairu walked to the bed, lifted up Jia Dongxu's head, and brought the hot water over.

Jia Dongxu shook his head weakly and didn't want to talk anymore.

"I drink too, I drink too!"

Jia Zhang, who was sleeping on the other bed, suddenly started yelling.

There was no choice but to pour another cup of hot water.

As soon as she reached Jia Zhang's bed, Qin Huairu couldn't help but cover her nose.

Why does it stink again?

Jia Zhang, you didn't poop on the bed, did you?

Referring to Jia Zhang's behavior last night, Qin Huairu was very suspicious, but there was no evidence for the time being.

But the smell was so bad that Qin Huairu handed over the cup and took a few steps back.

Jia Zhang gulped down the hot water and patted her stomach comfortably.

"Pfft~~"

After a loud fart, Jia Zhang felt a little better.

She casually put the quilt beside the bed, then waved to Qin Huairu: "There are two old hens left at home, you can take them to the vegetable market and sell them."

“The price can be lower, but it must be sold today!”

"what???"

When Qin Huairu heard this, she was completely stunned.

This chicken has made me sick from eating so much, and you still want to sell it to others?

What if something bad happens to someone you eat and they come to your house to complain?

"Mom, the chicken is already spoiled. Something bad will happen." Qin Huairu said in embarrassment.

"What happened? Dongxu and I are doing fine!" Jia Zhang said unhappily, "Just go if I tell you to. You country girl don't know how to live. You worked in Qinjiazhuang for two months and couldn't even buy two chickens."

"Go, go quickly. If you can't sell it today, don't come back."

"Then Dongxu..."

Qin Huairu really didn't want to go, so she wanted to use Jia Dongxu as an excuse.

"Don't worry about Dongxu, I will take care of him. You go out and sell chickens!" Jia Zhang urged.

have to.

Qin Huairu knew that she had to go today, so she simply packed up, found a basket, and put the remaining two old hens in it.

She didn't dare to take the chicken out openly.

The people in the courtyard probably knew that Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu had been having an affair all night, so it was easy for them to guess that it was caused by the chicken they ate.

If the people in the yard knew that I took the remaining hens out to sell at this time, they would definitely blaspheme against me behind my back.

What's more, this chicken will definitely cause problems for people who eat it. If someone comes to the hospital, won't everyone in the hospital be certified?

Just like that, Qin Huairu, wearing a headscarf and carrying a basket, and her dog went out stealthily.

"Hey, isn't that Qin Huairu in front? She has time to go out for a stroll, but she doesn't have time to shovel the shit in the yard!!!"

In the alley, Yan Bugui, who was carrying his equipment, said with some displeasure.

Chen Jun at the side smiled and said, "Third uncle, don't you know what kind of people the Jia family is? She dares to come to the courtyard. Isn't she afraid of what we say about her? Let's go, let's go fishing."

"Let me make this clear first. I can only fish for the whole morning. I have to come back in the afternoon to make steamed buns."

Yan Bugui smiled when he heard this and said, "Okay, one morning is fine."

As long as you can get your hands on Chen Jun’s bait, you can have a big harvest in the morning.

Liu Guangfu, who was following behind them, wiped his nose and asked curiously, "Is what's in Qin Huairu's basket food?"

His second brother Liu Guangtian directly rewarded him with a big bag.

"Can you use your brain before you speak? The Jia family has always brought food home. When have they ever sent food outside?"

"What's in the basket?" Liu Guangfu asked back.

"How should I know? I'm not a god in heaven." Liu Guangtian gave his silly brother another big slap.