Eunuch's Favor: The ever-changing princess flirts with the governor

However, no matter how accurately you predict something, it still needs human protection to ensure it is foolproof!

Ning Cuo's narrow and charming eyes swept towards Xiao Lezi, "Where is Princess Rongchang?"

Xiao Lezi thought for a moment and said, "I guess it will arrive in the next two days!"

Ning Cuo played with the gorgeous gemstone ring with his long fingers, and the corners of his lips curled up nonchalantly, "When she arrives, there will be no need to keep the Jade King's affectionate confidante."

As he spoke, a smile of extreme malice appeared on the man's scarlet lips. "Isn't the Jade King very free? Then I will give him another great gift!"

Seeing this, Xiao Lezi silently shrank his neck.

Those who know that Madam Xiao has met Prince Jade twice, those who don’t know would think that she has slept with your Lordship’s wife!

I wonder if their master’s mind is as big as a needle tip?

"What are you criticizing me for?"

A man's faint and dangerous voice sounded above his head.

Xiao Lezi stood at attention immediately and said, "No, no, I was just wondering, what is Madam doing at this hour?"

"She," Ning Cuo's red lips curled up evilly, "will never be idle anyway."

Pick flowers.

Bright moon, fresh breeze, and fragrant flowers.

In the garden under the moonlight, robin flutters and flowers bloom.

A fine white jade table with delicious food and wine on it, with a strong aroma. Everyone sat in the middle, their eyes following a woman.

Not far from the sea of ​​flowers, under the moving moonlight, a woman was seen with one hand behind her back, holding a glass of white jade wine in the other hand. She had a beautiful face, black hair, snow-white skin, and a graceful figure. She was standing on a grinding wheel for grinding tofu!

In the night, the scene was very quiet, and everyone was silent~

At this moment, the woman looked elegant, raised her head to face the bright moon, and spoke poetically:

"When will the bright moon appear? I raise my cup to ask the sky."

As soon as this poem came out, it instantly amazed the group of people behind him.

At this moment, the woman turned her head with a smile on her red lips, smiled beautifully at everyone, raised her hand and pointed at the jade table beside them, "The cake on the table is so big, I can't eat it in one bite..."

The high spirits of the crowd instantly fell to the ground and broke into eight pieces.

Okay, it’s too early to be happy, I knew it would be like this!

There was only the child Xiaoyu at the table, clapping his hands happily.

Seeing that people were showing off, Xiaotu smiled even more loudly and winked at the child.

"The sun shines on the incense burner, and the purple smoke comes out. My sister comes to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering, but I feel my pockets and find no money."

Xiaoyu was instantly amused.

The little hands clapped even more happily.

Xiaotu smiled and squinted his eyes and continued to shake his head.

"It's noon and I'm working so hard.

In the morning, we play Mahjong, and in the afternoon, we play Landlord. "

Not only the children, but also the people at the table burst into laughter.

Seeing this, Xiaotu became even more excited.

“If you don’t take a shower in spring, mosquitoes will bite you everywhere.

There was a tornado at night, and many mosquitoes died."

"Giggle, giggle, giggle," the child laughed even louder.

Li Mingshan suppressed his laughter and said helplessly, "Princess, it's almost done."

I didn't expect someone was showing off.

"I slept through the spring without waking up until dawn, and mosquitoes were biting everywhere.

When a big bear comes at night, no one can escape. "

“Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle…”

Li Mingshan stared.

Seeing this, Xiaotu secretly winked at the little girl.

"Xiao Ming went to steal peaches by boat, and his sister picked up a big rice spoon.

He hit Xiao Ming's head with a hammer. "

The little girl laughed and fell backwards.

Li Mingshan rushed over and picked up a tree branch.

When Xiaotu saw it, he ran away, barking as he ran.

"Xiao Ming swung his sword and chopped Xiao Tu off.

One strike with twelve swords, each sword strikes a critical hit."

At this moment, everyone in front of the long table had a tense look on their faces. Xiaozhi, the blind man, the mute woman, Cui Ziyu, Madam Cui, and Ji Fugui all covered their mouths and laughed.

Two minutes later, Xiao Tu was brought back by the collar.

She lifted her feet off the ground, looked at the people at the table, scratched her face, and greeted them with a smile, "Nice to meet you again, good evening, everyone, where are you eating~"

Xiaozhi burst into laughter and her face flushed. "Princess, your super-large portion of Buddha Jumps Over the Wall has been served for a while. If you don't eat it now, it will get cold and won't taste good."

Xiaotu smiled and said, "Hey, our Xiaozhi loves me the most, so I'm here right now."

As she spoke, she gave a noble and cold order to the people behind her, "Did you hear me, Xiao Ming? Hurry and serve this princess!"

Li Mingshan remained calm upon hearing this, then picked her up and sent her over.

The meal was very harmonious. Although everyone was not very familiar with each other, they all sincerely followed that person.

As long as that woman is there, the atmosphere can never be bad.

This was the first small meeting between Xiao Tu’s subordinates.

As the night grew darker, the crowd gradually dispersed with smiles on their faces!

Under the flowers on a moonlit night, the aroma of tea is faint.

Xiao Tu held the teacup in his hand, squinted his eyes, and lay comfortably on the recliner, rocking!

Li Mingshan stood behind her with his arms folded, scanning the night with his sharp eyes.

"The blind and mute couple that the princess has subdued are indeed powerful. They hide in the dark to protect us, and our subordinates can't detect them."

Xiao Tu glanced at Ye Xia lazily, "Blind man, we are in the palace, there is no need to be so troublesome. Mute girl just woke up not long ago, you should go and rest."

A man's voice came from the night, "Princess, there is no need to worry about us. Mute and I are used to this."

Xiao Tu didn't force them after hearing that. The couple were like conjoined twins. If one was asked to go back while the other stayed, they probably wouldn't listen. So he just let them be.

Li Mingshan came over and said, "The princess kept the two as secret guards, and arranged for Ji Fugui to go to the Xiao family. As for Xiaoyu, that child..."

Xiao Tu took a sip of tea and said slowly, "Children naturally have to go to school."

Li Mingshan frowned, "But her martial arts skills are very high. I think she may be more powerful than both me and the blind man."

Xiaotu was still lazy, "No matter how good you are, you still have to go to school!"

Li Mingshan disagreed, "No matter how young she is, she is already the princess's person, and she should protect the princess."

Xiao Tu was helpless, "I'm not going out to fight every day, don't worry too much, besides, aren't you by my side every day?"

Or she is the type of woman who will anxiously look for her all over the world if they are separated for half an hour.

Well, starting tonight, there are two more people.

Li Mingshan suddenly smiled when he heard this, "Princess, you sometimes speak very nicely."

Xiao Tu squinted at her, "Xiao Ming, don't think you are hinting at me, I can't hear it!"

Li Mingshan regained his expressionless face, "Princess, what are you saying? I don't understand."

Xiao Tu pouted, this guy must have learned bad things!

As the night grows darker, it's time to rest!

Li Mingshan whispered to the man who had squinted his eyes in comfort, "You can sleep here, I'll carry you back later."

Xiao Tu raised her eyes lazily and smiled, "No, I have something to do tonight."

Li Mingshan was puzzled, "Is the prince coming over?"

"I really need this monster's help," Xiaotu stretched out his body, then bent his waist and said with a wicked smile, "It's almost time, ask Xiaozhi if my things are ready."

[This chapter of funny poems comes from Baidu search, slightly modified]