Starting from the Zhang family of the stolen pen to start the disco therapy

The year 2002 came quickly. Zhang Qiyuan had nothing to do, so while admiring the moon at night, he suddenly had an idea to make a few moons, preferably the kind that would hang in the sky and dance.

The idea is good, but where can I find the materials?

Zhang Qiyuan replied: "Intercept a few asteroids, or simply grind the surrounding planets into powder and make seven moons of different colors."

Zhang Haike was so confused that he couldn't help complaining, "Why not just pull the other planets in the Milky Way and circle around them? Those planets are all very beautiful in color."

"It's not impossible." Zhang Qiyuan clapped his hands, thinking that this was also a method.

Zhang Haike was afraid that one day Zhang Qiyuan would really rush out into outer space and disappear completely, so he quickly talked about other things to divert attention: "Old Dog Wu is going to retire."

"Is there a retirement in our family?" Zhang Qiyuan was puzzled, "Is he going to die?"

Following closely behind Zhang Qissan, do you still have any attachment to Zhang Qissan?

Zhang Haike closed his eyes and explained helplessly: "Just like Jie Jiu, he faked his death and escaped."

"Oh, he wants to come to the Zhang family for another job." Zhang Qiyuan nodded and turned to look at Zhang Haike, "What job have you prepared for him?"

Speaking of this, Zhang Haike smiled brightly: "The content of the work is quite extensive, mainly related to animals, such as animal training and feed. Ah, the pet industry is now a blue ocean. I am fully responsible for a pet from birth to death."

Whether it is eating and drinking, education and entertainment, beauty and hairdressing, funerals and worship, all are within the scope of Wu Laogou's responsibilities.

Zhang Qiyuan said uninterestedly: "Well, there is no interesting special business?"

After all, dogs as creatures are not limited to guarding the door, guarding graves, keeping watch, being cute, and other functions in the Zhang family. They can even be personified.

The dog IP has been developed almost to the maximum, and there is nothing new about it.

"I will try my best to help our dog land on the moon successfully." Zhang Haike smiled fakely.

The following year, in 2003, Wu Xiaogou finally graduated with a doctorate and returned to Hangzhou to recuperate and relax. He happened to take a look at the shop given to him by his uncle.

The shop clerk, Wang Meng, was recruited by my second uncle. He is a little stupid and very suitable for being a doorman.

But the sales performance in the shop cannot be guaranteed.

So, a gatekeeper cannot be a salesperson because his professional talents are not suitable.

Around January, Qiu Dekao brought a group of people, most of whom were members of the Wang family, to explore the Prince of Lu's palace.

Anyway, no one came back.

The archaeological excavation ended in failure.

On February 2st, Wu Gougou took a rare opportunity to count the goods on the shelves in the shop. He cleared out all the outdated designs and patterns. He would call a car later to move the goods to a nearby tourist attraction and sell them on a buy one get one free basis.

Jin Wantang brought the rubbings to Wushanju between Gushan Xiling Seal Society and Louwailou, specifically to find Wu Xiaogou.

"Why don't you go find my third uncle?" Wu Xiaogou looked at it carefully with a magnifying glass and found that it was not a fake.

Jin Wantang said, "Your heart is as clear as a mirror, how could you not know?"

Wu Xiaogou said expressionlessly: "You are just afraid that my third uncle will lower the price, but my money doesn't come from the wind." Do you really think he is a green hand?

After I fought with the little brother when I was 18, he was so strong! !

Unable to apply for his favorite major, archaeology, and considering the personal safety of the school’s teachers and students, Wu Xiaogou sadly applied for the history major.

So, nothing can defeat him!!

Jin Wantang smiled and said, "Young Master San's character is guaranteed, and I don't ask for a high price. Just give me a market price."

It's better than being snatched away by Wu Lao Sanming.

Wu Xiaogou nodded, accepting the advice. New year, new atmosphere. He finally graduated and the business has not been open for half a year. Now it's time to open it. It's a good omen!

"Row."

Unexpectedly, on the evening of the grand opening, his third uncle actually said that he wanted to take him out to broaden his horizons.

"Uncle San, let's not do that." Wu Xiaogou didn't want to lose this unreliable uncle so early. He was afraid that his uncle would take him into the fight and he would never come back.

Wu Sanxing didn't want to hear his nephew's "weak" rebuttal, and he made the final decision: "It's settled. Make sure you get ready in advance. I'll let Pan Zi pick you up."

Wu Xiaogou listened to the beeping sound of the call being hung up and shook his head helplessly. Since his uncle went there knowing there was a tiger there, then he shouldn't blame him.

Anyway, Wu Xiaogou actually wanted to fight again for some excitement.

However, in order to save his own life, Wu Xiaogou quickly sent a message to his brother: Uncle San is taking me to the fight, brother, save my life! !

Zhang Qilin, who received the news, was standing on the observatory with Zhang Qiyuan. Yesterday, Zhang Qiyuan felt that the main line of destiny had become active, so he pulled Zhang Qilin to watch the stars in the middle of the night while enjoying the breeze.

Zhang Qilin felt that he couldn't suffer alone, so he woke up Zhang Haike.

The three giants of the Zhang family watched the stars in the observatory for half a night.

In fact, watching the stars only takes a few minutes. The main reason is that Zhang Qiyuan had a sudden impulse that was a bit scary. He wanted to fish for stars here.

Zhang Haike, who was originally in a daze, suddenly woke up on the spot. Fishing for stars?

How is this different from a planetary impact?

An extra pull cord?

Fixed point impact?

The one who was hit was the Zhang family! !

"Stars won't shine if they fall, Chairman. Why don't you let the stars perform a show for you?"

As for the astronomy enthusiasts and even astronomers around the world, I'm sorry, you won't be able to sleep tonight!!

The stars were in chaos all night.

Zhang Qilin glanced at the message sent by Wu Xiaogou: "Wu Sanxing is going to take his nephew to fight."

Zhang Haike hummed, "Lu Palace."

Zhang Qiyuan ran over in high spirits: "I want to go too."

Zhang Qilin stared at Zhang Qiyuan, thinking in his mind how to refuse tactfully. He simply couldn't imagine the two evils colliding together.

Maybe it might have been better to fish for the stars last night.

Yes, in Zhang Qilin's eyes, Zhang Qiyuan and Wu Xiaogou have the same weird physique, except that Zhang Qiyuan can handle it by himself. The only thing he needs to worry about is that he will have too much fun and can't find his way home.

Although Wu Xiaogou is a bit weird, compared to Zhang Qiyuan's behavior of chasing zongzi and whistling, Wu Xiaogou is more normal. Zongzi chases him and chews on him.

Wu Xiaogou is also very self-aware. Isn’t he here to ask for help?

"What's fun in Prince Lu's Palace?" Zhang Qiyuan began to wonder if there was anything new here. After all, in his opinion, this area had been covered up before, and now it was finally opened, so he had to go in and take a look.

Zhang Haike replied: "There is a Hydra cypress."

"What else?" Zhang Qiyuan continued to ask, "What about the little animals?"