Starting from the Zhang family of the stolen pen to start the disco therapy

The Ministry of Economic Affairs was so crowded that everyone came to watch them fight, and they broke the news while they were fighting.

"Potter!! I knew it!! Nothing good will happen when you come! You jinx!!"

"Malfoy! Do you think anything good will happen when I meet you? Every time I play basketball with you, I get injured and have to stay in the school hospital for several days!! You are the unlucky one!!"

"Slander! Groundless slander! Pote! Isn't it because you don't have good skills? Aren't your teammates good enough?"

"Whose skills are not good? Malfoy, I have definitely caught more Golden Snitches than you!!"

"Impossible! Arrogant Pott! Are you so bad at math that you can't even figure out addition and subtraction?"

"White Peacock's bald ass!! You have a terrible memory!!"

……

Then the two men began to count the number of times the other had caught the Golden Snitch. As they counted, it seemed that they could not match, so they started fighting again.

In the end, this incident alarmed the higher-ups, and Draco's father, Lucius, came to deal with the matter.

Obviously, Harry was dissatisfied with Lucius's verdict, but it was of no use!

That night, Harry suddenly wanted his dad to work harder. He also wanted to compete with Draco!

"Dad, my son needs your help."

"what?"

"Dad, don't you feel like you've accomplished nothing? Look at Malfoy's dad, he..."

James listened to his son's words and turned to look at Lily: "This brat needs to be punished!"

Unexpectedly, Lily said, "Harry has grown up."

James said in surprise: "Do you also think I have accomplished nothing?"

Lily didn't nod, but just said to him: "You can calculate your expenses over the years and see if you spend more or earn more."

"I won a lot of money betting on football not long ago."

"Yes, but you were so happy that you got a bigger fine for drunk driving."

"..."

"Your driver's license was revoked, and you spent money to register for the test. You failed the first time, and the second test is the day after tomorrow."

“…I will definitely pass this time and get my driver’s license back.”

“What if we fail again?”

"…Then go fight Lucius!"

"...NO!! You should just prepare for the exam, don't think about anything, don't do anything!"

"Hey, honey, I have so many things I want to do for you!"

"NO! Stop! James!! I don't like roses or trucks..."

"Lily, I promise, you're going to love this!!"

"If I don't like it, get out of this house."

"Uh, Lily, I was wrong!"

"Well, I see."

……

What does marriage bring to Potter?

Would a more forthright apology count?

Even if Potter didn't know what he did wrong, but Lily was angry, he should apologize quickly, because even a second would be a blasphemy to their love!

***

In 2000, a large tripod collapsed in Guazi Temple, Shandong Province. A team came to rob the tomb, but they all died there.

In 2001, Wu Xiaogou's childhood friend, Jie Ziyang, and his cousin went to Qinling Mountains and gained the ability to materialize from a sacred tree.

In the same year, Wu Xiaogou was studying for a doctorate at Tsinghua University. He was annoyed by writing his thesis, so he went to Panjiayuan to stroll around, look at some counterfeit goods, relieve himself and relax.

Two years ago, in his master's thesis, Wu Xiaogou wrote that he was in a state of confusion, unable to tell day from night, north from south, east from west, and even felt that his roommate did not look like a human being.

At that time, he went to Wang Kaixuan's store and sat for a while, but Uncle Pang's store was doing good business and he couldn't take care of Wu Xiaogou, so Wu Xiaogou simply wandered around by himself.

Just today, he came out of Uncle Fat’s shop and walked along the street. At the other end, he actually saw a fat man who looked similar to Uncle Fat! !

When he saw the fat man, Wu Xiaogou's eyes lit up: "Big brother! Is your surname Wang?"

Wang Yueban, with a bulging belly, was leaning against the door, thinking about his recent business and whether he should open another store. He bought a fake product a few days ago, and was so angry that nothing he ate tasted good.

Then he looked at a handsome young man and opened his mouth to acknowledge him as his relative: "Hey, little brother, have you heard of Fatty's name too?"

Wu Xiaogou opened his mouth and said, "You look a lot like my fat uncle, and you both have the last name Wang, so you two can't be lost relatives!"

Fatty Wang was delighted when he heard this. He closed the door and followed Wu Xiaogou directly to Wang Kaixuan's shop.

When the two Fatty Wangs met, they stared at each other for a long time.

All the customers in Wang Kaixuan's store, whether old or new, were amazed and persuaded them to go for genetic testing, hoping that they might really be relatives.

After all, it's rare to see people who look so similar, and no one would believe that they are not brothers.

After dispersing the gossiping crowd, Wang Kaixuan glanced at Wu Xiaogou, then at Wang Yueban: "What's going on? Are these the extras you hired?"

Wang Kaixuan rushed over and started to pull Wang Yueban's face: "Is it a human skin mask?"

Wang Yueban hissed for a long time and started wrestling with Wang Kaixuan: "How can I afford to make a human skin mask? Besides, I am Wang Yueban, and I am known as Fatty. What is there to be ashamed of!!"

"You call yourself Fat Uncle? Have you asked for my opinion?" Wang Kaixuan said unconvinced.

Wang Yueban was so angry that he laughed: "Today is Xiaodao's day. I will call you Fatty from now on!!"

Wang Kaixuan said angrily: "Tell me your name!!"

"Wang Yueban! According to the rules of the martial arts world, leave your name!!"

"Wang Kaixuan!!! The heir of the tomb raider!!"

"You're talking nonsense. You're the only one who calls yourself a tomb-robbing lieutenant! I'm the real tomb-robbing lieutenant!!"

……

Wu Xiaogou was dazzled by what he saw. He saw that the two were about to fight again. Although the fight between two agile fat men was particularly interesting, and their quarrel might be even more interesting, in order to save the tables, chairs and benches, Wu Xiaogou decided to stop them!

"Uncle Fat! Brother Fat! Stop fighting! Aren't you going to do business today?"

When Wang Kaixuan heard this, it made sense. This was his shop, and he would be heartbroken if a cup was broken.

But Wang Yueban stiffened his neck and said, "What fat brother? Call me Fat Grandpa!"

Wu Xiaogou said with a smile: "In terms of age, Uncle Fatty is older than you. Brother Fatty, let's sit down and have a good chat. It's such a coincidence that you both have the surname Wang, both are tomb raiders, both have shops on this street, and you look so similar..."

Wang Kaixuan touched his head. When he heard Wu Xiaogou say that he was old, he felt a little worried. It turned out that he was still the big brother, and it was a bit of a loss for him to hit someone first.

"Meeting is fate. I'll treat you today. Let's go to the Crescent Hotel for a meal!"

Wang Yueban was stunned by the generosity. He couldn't even get into the Xinyue Hotel. "Brother, I was the one who offended you just now. I'll give you a drink to make amends later!"

Wang Kaixuan waved his hand and didn't care about this little thing anymore.

Wu Xiaogou looked at Wang Kaixuan and said, "Uncle Fat, this incident was caused by me. I'll treat you to a good meal."

Wang Kaixuan snorted: "You invite? Put it on the chairman's account?"

Wu Xiaogou laughed: "The chairman said that if you go to eat here and mention his name, it won't cost money."

"Chairman? Who is this?" Wang Yueban felt that he had met a noble man, so he had to ask for details and find the right place to pay his respects.

Just as he was driving past Qiyuan Technology, Wu Xiaogou pointed at the high-tech building and said, "Look, this is the company owned by Chairman Zhang."

Then he pointed to the Qilin Hotel in the distance and said, "That's owned by the head of the Zhang family."

Finally, he said to Wang Yueban: "The Haike supermarket you visited is owned by the president of the Zhang family."

Wang Yueban smacked his lips, looked at Wang Kaixuan who was driving, and then looked at the bookish Wu Xiaogou: "What about you? I've been talking to Fatty for so long, and you haven't introduced yourself yet. Little brother, don't tell me your last name is Zhang too?"

Wang Kaixuan turned the steering wheel and said without even turning his head, "You've heard of the Jiumen Wu family, right?"

Wang Yueban looked at Wu Xiaogou and saw that he didn't have any earthy smell at all. He was a little shocked and said, "Has the Wu family of Jiumen become so decadent? However, a lean camel..."

"Fatty! Who are you calling lonely? Who are you calling a skinny camel?!" Wu Xiaogou roared like a vicious dog and slapped Wang Yue on his thick belly.

Wang Yueban, who was not bothered at all, laughed and said, "Don't worry, I am the one who can't speak. What does Wu Sanxing have to do with you?"

"That's my third uncle!" Wu Xiaogou rolled his eyes. He had also gone to his trading post with his third uncle and got to know a lot of people.

Wang Kaixuan had seen enough of the joke and said to Wang Yueban, "Comrade Wu Xiao is a doctoral student at Tsinghua University. He probably ran out of inspiration for his paper today, so he went to Panjiayuan for a stroll and ran into you."

This is the beginning of fate.

Wang Yue opened her mouth wide, patted her belly and said, "What a great talent! How disrespectful! A high-level intellectual! A pillar of the country!!"

Oh my goodness! He is from Tsinghua University and has a PhD!!

Wang Yueban has never seen a few people with such a high level of education in his life! ! Those in the pictorials don’t count! !

Mom, this is a blessing. His children will be able to study at Tsinghua University in the future, and his ancestral graves will be filled with joy! !

"No wonder you wear glasses. You read too much."

"Young man Qingshui Furong, you have a scholarly air!"

Wang Kaixuan just watched Wang Yueban muttering these heart-breaking words along the way, his whole body revealing a filter for cultured people.

However, Wang Kaixuan actually also has an admiration for intellectuals, especially when Wu Xiaogou told him for the first time that there was such a degree as a PhD after he started studying for his doctorate.

Wang Kaixuan has always believed that doctorate is a professional title.

Forget it, these uneducated people don’t understand!!