Starting from the Zhang family of the stolen pen to start the disco therapy

The explosive news of the patriarch's return swept through the entire Zhang family like a tornado.

Even the Zhang family's vegetable cutters had to put down their knives and come out to take a look at the sign in the sky welcoming the clan leader home! !

To commemorate this moment, Zhang Haike took a photo to record it and put it in the clan leader's file together with his diary.

"Where is my humble servant?" Zhang Qiyuan came to Zhang Haike, "Isn't he with you?"

Zhang Haike put away the photo: "The clan leader is shy, he must have gone to the zoo."

Zhang Qiyuan was not eager to find Zhang Qilin after hearing this. He sat on the sofa and asked, "What do you think about tomorrow's annual meeting?"

Zhang Haike glanced at Zhang Qiyuan and said, "It's just right that the clan leader has returned. We can let the clan leader comment on the program we prepared."

"Then prepare some red flowers for me. If you like this show, give me red flowers." Zhang Qiyuan said, and felt that the red flowers were a bit tacky. "How about changing them to real flowers?"

A little more beautiful.

Zhang Haike felt that he could not interrupt, so he talked about another matter: "The little girl that the clan leader brought back also had a peacock egg. This egg... is said to be the reincarnation of the Peacock King?"

"Is this true?" Zhang Haike was very confused.

Zhang Qiyuan exclaimed: "Peacock eggs are quite delicious. If they are really reincarnations, they will probably taste even better."

"This is the little girl's ancestor. The whole village sacrificed their lives to protect this egg!" Zhang Haike hinted to Zhang Qiyuan not to be so obsessed with the ancestral egg, or at least not to be so direct! !

Be gentle!!

Zhang Qiyuan tried hard to suppress his strong appetite: "Okay, do you have any details?"

"I haven't given you too many details yet. The little girl's name is Ji Fan. They are immigrants from the ancient Peacock Kingdom. They have been living in seclusion in the mountains. One day, they kindly took in a passing tourist." Zhang Haike narrated, "Then the tourist discovered the peacock statue enshrined in their home, found out some clues, and turned into a robber..."

Zhang Qiyuan made a stop gesture: "I have already guessed the next story. This group of robbers needs the girl's blood to find a way or open some mechanism, and then kill the others, leaving only this girl."

"This girl's blood must be of good purity."

"When the team was formed, Xiaoguan and Hei Xiazi joined the team and saved the child?"

Zhang Haike also thought that the story was clichéd, at least more boring than the storybooks in the Zhang family library. According to the logic of the storybooks, this little girl sacrificed her entire family, so she should have turned evil and killed everyone!

As a result, I brought back an ancestor egg! !

Let's at least bring back our ancestral house intact! !

"We'll leave this child at the institute for now. It's a good opportunity for him to get a physical examination and recuperate at the same time."

The Zhang family’s treatment for the sequelae of bloodletting is very suitable.

This peacock egg...

Zhang Haike touched his bald head and said, "As for the egg, do you have any good suggestions?"

Zhang Qiyuan opened his mouth and said: "My ancestors live in there, of course they live together, he is my only relative."

I'm the only one who talks too much! Zhang Haike slapped his mouth and said, "Forget it, you should go and maintain order. Be careful at the party tomorrow!!!"

Zhang Qiyuan stood up and saluted: "Yes, sir!"

Zhang Haike was even more speechless: "Why are you imitating those foreigners' yells?" As a waterman, he had also visited the police academy in the port area. Damn, everyone in the line was shouting "yes sir! thanksir!"

Zhang Qiyuan made a slight grimace and left the office.

Zhangjia Zoo.

Zhang Qilin looked at the group of unicorns with great joy. In order to express his love, he took out various combs on the spot to comb the unicorns' hair.

The collected unicorn hair is usually stored in the Zhang family's magic potion warehouse.

When Zhang Qiyuan arrived, Zhang Qilin was combing the hair.

The moment Zhang Qilin saw Zhang Qiyuan, he thought of Feng Baobao’s “amazing” welcome!! They must have been “from the same school” and “well-taught”…

So Zhang Qilin’s first question was: “Have you accepted a disciple?”

Zhang Qiyuan recalled for a moment: "No?" Why would he do such a troublesome thing as taking in a disciple? ? He could take in a younger brother! He could take in a grandson! He could even take him as his father when necessary.

It’s not possible to recognize his mother, he really has a mother.

If Ms. Wen knew, she would beat him to death.

Zhang Qilin began to describe Feng Baobao: "Sichuan dialect and Cantonese can be spoken together."

"Ah! Baby!" Zhang Qiyuan sat aside and rubbed the little unicorn, "I taught her some common sense, basic cognition, and social etiquette..."

Zhang Qilin said that this course teaches a bit too much.

"Well, her breath is very comfortable." It was the first time that Zhang Qilin had seen such a person. She seemed to be born naturally, with empty eyes, like a piece of rough stone that had never been carved or polished.

Zhang Qiyuan began to show off: "So I taught her a set of Supreme Forgetful Sword Techniques."

Zhang Qilin was familiar with Zhang Qiyuan's character: "Is there still the Supreme Forgetful Sword Technique?"

"Yes, it's still the meteor hammer." Zhang Qiyuan began to count on his fingers, "Spear tactics, halberd tactics, axe tactics, hatchet tactics, hook tactics, fork tactics, whip tactics..."

Zhang Qilin was overwhelmed. He closed his eyes and decided to concentrate on combing the unicorn's hair first, so he pulled over the little unicorn that had just been ravaged by Zhang Qiyuan.

First he calmed the frightened heart of the little unicorn, and then he started the grooming service.

Zhang Qiyuan finished his speech and talked about another thing. He stretched out his hand and said, "Where is my gift?"

Zhang Qilin's heart skipped a beat, but he still looked up at Zhang Qiyuan without changing his expression: "That egg."

"Is the Maurya Dynasty so poor? Is there nothing else?" Zhang Qiyuan asked in a satisfied manner, "You want me to rob a little girl's ancestral egg?"

Zhang Qilin knew that this matter must be explained, so he began to think hard about whether he had any gifts that could be used in an emergency.

"I made this pendant myself." Just made it with unicorn hair.

Hot and fresh from the oven.

Zhang Qiyuan exclaimed, "Hand it over!"

Zhang Qilin looked at Zhang Qiyuan who was becoming more and more crazy, and couldn't help wondering in his heart what the years had done to Zhang Qiyuan during the years they had been apart.

The will of the world of the stolen pen: It’s him! This Zhang Qiyuan! What did he do to the years!!! It’s him!! The big devil!! All the small worlds inside the bronze door must kill him!!

After taking the unicorn pendant, Zhang Qiyuan suddenly had a brilliant idea and said in a high-pitched voice: "Little official, can you make me some headwear? It's fluffy and must be very cute when I wear it."

Zhang Qilin heard the words "slimy little official" and reflexively went into battle mode. When he was a kid, he used this voice and this accent to trick him into catching fish and shrimps! !

terrible!

Zhang Qilin may never be able to bear the sound of being clingy and coquettish in his life! !

Clip cat! NO!!

So he is a staunch dog lover!!

Cat lovers, stop clamoring, if you have the ability, raise a Zhang Qiyuan!!

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"Don't be so serious. I want a red and white color combination. It's Chinese New Year, so let's celebrate!" Zhang Qiyuan held Zhang Qilin's leg and made his own requests in a pretentious manner. "It would be best if I could have a cloak with white fur edges..."

Zhang Qilin, who lost a leg, was extremely thankful that none of the Zhang family Qilins loved to act like spoiled brats (torture people). He resigned himself to his fate and said, "The climate in the port area is still quite warm. As for the cloak..."

Zhang Qiyuan's eyes widened: "But it's below zero."

"Okay." Zhang Qilin felt that having a relative was not entirely a good thing. When you don't have them, you can still miss them, and when you are far away from them, you can add some filters.

But after close contact, he only wanted to doubt himself, how did I grow up with such a thing? And it hasn't mutated yet? ?

The Peeping Pen-stealing World Will: My boy, you have mutated! ! Don’t you feel it! ! !

Zhang Qilin, feeling good about himself, put himself in a good mood and said, "Then you go and clean up these hairs first." This time he would assign Zhang Qiyuan to do the job! !